Can We Stop Calling Columbus Day A Holiday Please
I’m so sick of Columbus Day. Every fucking year I got to give this rant. First it was Sales guy. The year after that it was Manzo. Then Feitleberg. This year I can hear the whispers in the office. Everybody moaning and groaning that they had to work today. Cut the shit bro. Only two groups of people get Columbus Day off in America and that’s State employees who take every day off and school children. Seriously is there a more telling sign of somebody who lives in fake life than a guy who complains about having to work on Columbus Day? Like if I was giving advice to some other business owner I’d tell them to fire any employee who thinks they get Columbus Day off because that means they don’t get adult life yet. What’s next? Flag Day? President’s Day? Secretary’s Day? Fucking grow up and be a man. You’re lucky I don’t make you work Saturdays.
This rant would all be reasonable if it weren’t coming from a 539….yes, that’s J-E-W on your phone’s touchpad.
and lazy lazy bankers.
Haha they were complaining about “work”? You should just fucking fire them and tell them to find another job that gives them this day off.
Seeing as Sales Guy’s day consists of picking up your cuban sandwich from Panera and making videos of you eating watermelons and taking baths, I’d be willing to make the claim that he’s never worked even a single day since joining the Barstool team.
So writing one blog a day showing stoolie signs on college game day constitutes as working on a Saturday. THAT’S fake life
On blog on Saturday*
Just fire Feitelberg. He’s going to go back to being your worst writer once you get rid of Neil.
No shit stop complaining about working today. It’s not like it’s a real holiday like Patriots Day or something.
Like I think you have a good point. Like give me a break with people complaining about the day off. Life fake life bro. Like are people are serious? Like I’m at work like it ain’t no thing. No Columbus Day off FTW!!!!!!
One* god dammit….taking a lap as we speak.
Portnoy, you’re an idiot. plenty of businesses are closed on Columbus Day.
If “Columbus” had been “Goldstein,” you’d love this holiday.
I wanna see sales guy make a video of pres doing bath salts.
Still no ‘whodoneit’ blog on which nudy star sucked Gronks neck this weekend?
boats n hoes
What the fuck gave you the idea a virgin who wears duck boots with his pants rolled up because it’s cloudy out knew anything about “adult life” to begin with?
Annnnnd there I am commenting on the wrong blog. Ginormous chick in previoue blog for he win.
theyre bitching about fucking blogging? I had to work masonry today. fuck them make them work everyday for a year
Please fire Niel
You have pussies and dickheads working for you. You call writing shitty blogs for BS work? Let those assholes find real jobs where they can’t rip bong hits all day long.
I work at a concrete company and I get Columbus Day off. And the quarry we stone out of is closed as well. Not a state job. Wrong again El Anteater.
People who don’t get today off are so fucking jealous it’s awesome. I don’t work for the state or in a school. It’s the fall Patriots Day minus the dipshit marathoners but plus football.
I cant wait til i get to hikeschool billy.
http://www.masonjarsports.com
Plenty of people have to work real holidays like Christmas, and Thanksgiving without complaining. These pussies complain about working from home and copy-pasting all day long on a fake holiday. Pres may have a giant jew nose but he is right for once.
Please fire feiettelebfuck he’s aweful has no talent and makes me dislike the stool whenever I see a post of his.
I’d take off Mussolini day if they gave it to me.
@BossHogg Stop trying to make “539″ happen, it’s never going to happen so just drop it ok!
Also based on the amount of blogs posted on your other sites they took the day off. Get your shit together.
539 ftw. psyche. had to work today and it sucked dick but I got payed so who gives a fuck. over.