I never knew Sidney Crosby was such a pussy flopper. Shit like this drives me nuts. Ruins the best game on earth. It’s gonna be fun to watch his vagina leak when we beat the Pens in 6. Saturday can’t get here fast enough.
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Where did all the Penguin fans come from? I didn’t think they had computers in Pittsburg? Also @locked out habs fan how did that Patrick Roy thing work out for you. Zero cups since he left. Way to treat one of the greatest goalies of all time. Leave him in for 8 goals against!
It can be deceiving Smokey, I know more about the Bruins than most Bruin “fans”…but I couldn’t ever be a fan of them with how pathetic and fickle a typical Boston “fan” is. Here in Montreal we defend our team through thick and thin, even after Patrick Roy forced his way out of town. What happened to Bruins “fans” when Thornton left? Funny how Bruins “fans” never answer that question…
sid the squid
@locked out habs fan
Oh, right, sure
Don’t worry, I won’t blow your cover buddy.
But if you want to keep the act up, at least tighten it up a bit, eh? Your insults are over the top bad, no one is going to believe you’re a real “Habs fan” when you can’t even properly insult your team’s biggest rival. Try putting some hockey IQ into your posts and maybe people will stop laughing at you like you have downs. Your secret is safe with me though. So Bruins in 5, right? Which Bruins jersey are you getting next?
The fact that you didn’t know princess Cindy dives like the little fancy boy that he is just proves again that you know nothing about hockey
still the best zone to zone player in the league. Bet on it. Pens in 6
Hate the pens and hate the b’s but you guys will get destroyed in this series.
@Smokee Robinson, you’re funny. I’m from Montreal and detest the Booins. I found out about this blog site when I stumbled across a video of Bruins bandwagoners heckling a Habs fan in the bathroom. So I decided to make an account to help teach Bostoniana about hockey seeing as most of their “fans” are “new”. It’s really not time consuming for me, since most of you are on a beginners level on understanding Canada’s game, I spend about 5 minutes a week educating Boston “fans”. You’re welcome!
Goddy, save the keystrokes, I don’t give a flying fuck what you think of me, I’ve been called worse things by better people.
Good one otwisted. Tool.
Goddy, your opinion holds no value you shitsburg jizzbag.
habsfan, is it true Subban shot a 69 today? Oh wait, never mind.. it has to be a rumor. They wouldn’t let him on the course.
SmokeeRobinson, i can agree that there are two or three that may be as good as crosby but to say he isnt the best player on the pens is the fucking dumbest thing i have ever heard. The level of RETARD that spues from bostonians is 100 percent why i keep coming back to this website.
Smokee – I am a stats whore and a Crosby homer(which I freely admit regularly), however, I also watch 130+ NHL games every season, plus all the playoff games. There is no one that night in-night out changes the game more than Crosby. Crosby makes everyone on his team better (just look at Dupuis/Kunitz pre-Crosby careers). Stamkos benefits greatly St. Louis. Ovi is the unbelievably one-dimensional and shows up when he wants. JT is just start to show his true potential.
Otwisted, obviously crackbeard saw that he fucked up and was joking about ” counting this year” dumbass. Fuck you’re a tool man. Fuck.
Locked out habs fan > any bruins fan
I have a theory that locked out habs fan is actually a Bruins fan posing as the stereotypical retarded Canadien’s fan who
1.) Knows nothing about hockey
2.) Trolls with absolute nonsense
3.) Intentionally makes himself look like an asshole
4.) Has no life and posts on a random smut blog about hockey because the crippling pain of defeat is so horrific he cannot stand to move on with his life.
I mean, why else would he post such retarded bullshit so often? There’s no way an actual Habs fan would be that stupid/delusional/bored/sad. It just makes themselves and their franchise look even worse, which Montreal obviously does not need. That team is already as pathetic as it gets.
So keep doing you, undercover Bruins fan. You’re embarrassing the Habs even when they’re not even playing anymore. Bravo.
Why is Habs fan talking about diving? Your team perfected it.
“That’s what you have to love about the B’s. They play hockey the right way. Not a single flipper on the team.”-Even the biggest bandwagon Bruins fan can say that with a straight face. Cue the indisputable video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6IxtxfsNWg
Crosby is a -1 throughout the playoffs this year.
That’s what you have to love about the B’s. They play hockey the right way. Not a single flipper on the team.
B’s in 6.
saskstoolie – put Stamkos, Tavares, or Ovechkin on a team with half the talent Crosby has on his then come talk to me. Fucking ignorant stat whore.
Dual Klobbs must be new.
Crosby is the beat player in the NHL and a far more complete player than Malkin. Nevermind the fact that his points/game in the regular season and playoffs are higher than any other player since Lemieux and Gretzky.
and ya best player in the NHL
nice reel of pre 2007 nhl hockey you got there
hasnt Julien embarrassed you guys enough with the diving for the year
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“Ruins the best game on earth.”-How does nobody point this out? Not one person from Boston felt that hockey was “the best sport on earth” after Joe Thornton was traded. That’s not even conjecture either, that’s fact with statistics to prove it.
“Crosby is the best player in the NHL”? Wow, I had no idea how many idiot commenters know absolutely nothing about hockey. Not even the best player on his team.
this guy even dives against montreal. look at the montreal guy in the 2nd video he doesnt even know what to do he never seen it happen against him.
These new ads are SO. FUCKING. GAY.
He’s not just a flopper, but a crier as well. I hope someone on the Bruins breaks his jaw again.
Just pointing out the ridiculousness of your response to totalone, crack beard.
bron bron and sid the kid don’t flop, we all kno bron bron cant cuz he said so, the same must b for crosby
@otwisted obviously he hasn’t win the cup this year. Thank you for reminding me.
Pittsburgh bloggers probably post about the Penguins all season not just when they make it to the conference finals.
@crack beard, if you’re including this year how can they show video of him winning the Cup pre-ECF? See that lap, take it.
“Introducing Kate from Manchester. Ass flat out killed that black dress, RIP. What a great way to end the short smoke week.”
I forgot today is Friday…
Matt Cooke is like the Pens 11th best player. Please go after him all game. The Pens have Crosby, Malkin, Neal, Kunitz, and oh yeah Iginla. This isn’t going to be a cake walk, but can the B’s really put up enough goals? Doubtful.
Love logging into Barstool so I can find out how to Lose 7 pounds in 7 days and catch up on my Sidney Crosby action.
B’s in 6. Pens defense is trash. Matt Cooke is gonna get railroaded by the LOOCH train.
I counted like 2 dives. Trollblog Pres?
Pens in 4 or 5 or 6 or 7.
I wish Scott Stevens was still in the league. Literally would leave Crosby picking teeth out of his asshole. Nobody will ever hit harder than Stevens. NHL Hitz was probably developed based off of Scott Stevens game footage.
@totalone I’m including this year.
@crosbysbrain is right, pens in 5.
Pres, you have no idea what’s coming your way with the pens.
wrapping up the 2nd garbage blog day in a row at the stool..your stupid fucking bro show is going to ruin your website portnose
@bosshogg is right on B’s in five, fuck Crosby
a great player disgracing the game, fucking faggot
@crackbeard, Crosby only has 1 Cup you dumbass. His team lost in 2008
20 ugliest singing faces is a must read! Oh, and fuck Crosby.
I don’t know why people are worried about the Penguins. Bruins in 5
Would expect nothing less from a man named Sydney.
As a Bruins fan, let’s not tempt fate. Crosby is incredible and if Hamilton has to play significant time on D, it could get ugly at times
LeBron on Ice.
Why didn’t they show him winning 2 Stanley Cups and gold medal?
I’m a Pens fan and most of those are dives. The one I’ll give him is the spear to the balls. Cup or not, that shit hurts. Oh, and Marchand’s diving video is twice as long and the dives are more obvious.
despite the fact hes a women, he is the best player in the world and I would want him on my team any day…..that being said, I hope Lucic puts him 10 rows into stands
Marc Savard was that thing flopping around on the deck uncontrollably right? #pensin5
Remember what happened when you ignored the Neil comments for 3 days?
Bruins are going down in flames
Why isn’t Bieber on the list of celebrities with the tiniest breasts?
This is gonna be a great series
when im thirsty, nothing beats an ice cold refreshing coca cola classic
9lbs 7 days ..challenge accepted
For a dude who says life is all about winning and how you love winners, you sure do hate on lebron and crosby, the best players in their sports, a whole lot.
Whose flopping will be more hated and make you violently ill by the end of this series? Lebron or Crosby?…that is the question
3 Telltale Signs of ADHD was actually a good read, Pres. Thank you.
And on your side you have Brad Marchand
Seguin better learn how to do this so you don’t get blown out in 4 straight..
where the fuck is the combine video
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