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Can You Win A Superbowl With A QB Who Shaves His Armpits?
So yesterday Tom Brady took the internet by storm with his waterslide antics. That was all fun and games and we got a good laugh out of it. But today we find out he shaves his armpits. Yikes. This is a gross violation of man code in my book. Shave your pubes yes. Your armpit or chest hair never. Like maybe I could understand if this was me fucking Gisele and she told me the only way I get pussy is if I’m clean shaven. Then maybe I can understand it. But this is Tom Brady we’re talking about. Dude doesn’t have to shower or shave for a month and every chick in Boston would still let him take a dump on their face. So what gives? I know I nothing he does should surprise me anymore, but this did. I just don’t know how you win a superbowl with a guy who shaves his armpits. I know that sounds simple and dumb but I’m also pretty sure it’s true.
I’m pretty sure he’s gay, and the marriage to Gisele is just a front or cover up. It’ll come out like in 2030 that he was suckin’ and fuckin’ a bunch of dudes on the side.
I am much more distraught by Gazelle in that first pic. Christ, she looks like that horsefaced bitch from sex and the city.
All jokes aside – this is kind of the last straw…. I mean shaving your arm pits? Fake life?…. At this point its almost like he is seeing how far he can push this thing. Its no even about being gay, its about being a huge pussy…..I want a new QB
yeah Giselle is no longer worth what Tom is going through to fuck her…time to trade her in for a younger model
God damnit Tom! I’m sick of this shit! And Gisele isn’t even that hot anymore, so you can’t use the “well he bangs Giselle” argument. Stop it!
Who gives a shit what he does. Its his fucking life.
Bottom line, Tom Brady’s life > You’re Life.
1) you cant see her face in any of these pictures 2) it makes him more aerodynamic when he fights 3) he kills the bucket hat look, just flawless execution 4) its heroic
God he is so sexy. I would shave his bacon strip with my teeth!
her tits look like poop
News Flash–at least 90% of athletes in the NFL and NBA shave their chest, legs, arm pits or all three. Plus hot smokeshows love that shit–they don’t want to fuck some dude that looks like they have Buckwheat in a fucking headlock.
Pres, I shaved my armpits when I played football in HS.. The straps on the shoulderpads that go under your arms can sometimes yank the hair out if you wear sleeveless shirts/underarmour. I wouldn’t expect you to know this since Jews suck at sports and there probably isn’t an ounce of athleticism in your entire body.
Plus, it makes him more aerodynamic.
Not like you’d know what fucking a hot smokeshow is like
@ dro –couldn’t have said it better myself!
You win a superbowl with DEFENSE
Yeah let’s get a new QB because he shaves his armpits. MVP’s grow on trees right? Fucking tards…
if Gisele wants armpits shaved you fucking shave your armpits.
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Pres keep working on that 10 yard dash for the upcoming Ruckus Run and leave TB alone. The guy is a savage. End of discussion. 6 months from now every guy in Boston will have bald armpits. You just wait and see.
“It makes me aerodynamic when i fight”
They said it before and I’ll say it again. It makes him more aerodynamic. When him and Jeter are dating in 2030 I won’t be surprised one bit.
Gisele is by far the worst thing to ever happen to Tom Brady. How did Belichick not see this coming? He should’ve had her taken care of a long time ago.
P.S. That pup ruined Gisele’s stomach, she’s not even a 10 anymore. C’mon Tom, leave her ass and go fuck Bar.
Your a dumbass pres, how can you not know athletes shave their armpits?
Its such a joke you run a blog called Barstool Sports, I think you should actually talk to someone who knows something about sports before you post. Your making yourself look real bad
lots of homo erotic comments on this blog, what gives?
http://intobolivian.com/2011/05/23/black-mancession/
Your a dumbass pres
Oh, the irony.
Pres.: You could shave your asshole and not get close enough to sniff Giselle’s.
Maybe her boyfriends like Tommy being treated like a little Beeotch. . . .
Definitely a cuckold.
wah wah wah i used your instead your’re everyone call the grammar police!!!
Get a life Kay.
Can everyone stop saying “well if Gisele says to do this than you better!” First of all, isn’t that guy supposed to be Tom fucking Brady? I don’t like the guy but back in the day he fucking owned. Now he’s just getting fucked owned by an old, washed up, overrated supermodel. You guys can’t actually defend this guy anymore, can you? I mean look at the fucking guy, his balls have been chopped off.
Oh and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The answer is no, no you cannot.
Fishy, if (insert any other random NFL player not on the Pats) was doing this it would be a fucking field day and she wouldn’t be that hot. But because it’s this guy, she’s the hottest woman in the world and everyone would do anything just to lick her feet.
Lifelong Pats fan here and one who has very appreciated the Brady/Belichick era…but jesus-h-christ, dude! Grow a fucking pair and be a man.
Men don’t shave their pits….or their pubes either as far as I’m concerned. Of course my dick is big enough that I don’t have to shave my pubes to see it.
Great call Viking. She was the face of Victoria’s Secret for the last 10 years because she wasn’t that hot.
Jeter is a whiny pussy, but he pulls in top notch ass (chicks and A-rod).
Oh and Brady is almost 34, married, with 2 kids. If you homos call getting “ownded” (sweet term douche bag) as sitting as a resort and eating Gisele’s ass, then I will “get owned” 6 times a week and twice on Sunday.
No, getting owned is when he is eating her ass it tastes like some Brazilian male homo models nut.
Who cares what he does on his free time.. Get a life pres
Men don’t shave their pits….or their pubes either as far as I’m concerned. Of course my dick is big enough that I don’t have to shave my pubes to see it.
Hipneck has obviously never got his dick sucked by anyone other than some trailer-park slut chick (or dude most likely).
even eli manning’s more of a man than brady…and dewitt funniest comment on here
I think shaving your pubes is pretty gay too. Trim = ok. Shaving = gay.
I think Tom Brady has a better sh*t slicer than JiZZelle’s
Tom likes everything about Gis’ culture, he also has a brazilian & he bleaches his asshole.
Who gives a fuck what he does? Y’all sound like a bunch o’cunts lookin another cunt up n down and then criticizing her hair, makeup, broach, baloney ass, etc.etc.etc. I shave my tits, asshole, balls, armpits, n taint from time to time, and in no particular order. I have no use for hair in those places. More hair = more sweat, cuntcheez, n gunt feta stench. I’ll tell you what men do, they break balls but don’t really give a shit what other guys do. Although I do wonder where Jizzelle’s cans went, her ass still incites a boner frenzy.
…makes him more aerodynamic when he fights
Kay, is your mouth sore? Everytime I see you comment on here you’re either sucking Bradys dick or Portnoys dick, get ahold of yourself man. And yes Gisele is now overrated. She used to be hott but the likes of Bar Rafeli and Blake Lively CRUSH this chick. Gisele is skinny, no tits, no ass and now has a kid under her belt. Her time has passed, just like Tommy Boy’s has as well.
She has turned him into a European girly man, he IS a fag and it is hilarious the way you Brady Bunchers get all up in arms when someone says the smallest little negative comment about him. Get over it! Go suck his dick already!