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This is called foreplay at Neil’s apartment
Bobby V and Dice K take clubhouse prank to a new level.
“I was told to search high and low for neil’s humor…mind if I have a look?”
Can this be the “Wake up with” tomorrow? Or maybe the “Guess that Asshole”
shes going KNUCKLES DEEP!
What Neil does to keep his job
“now you may feel a slight pressure”
One under a Chink, four in the stink.
You taint going nowhere.
Neil’s average night.
Is this the Olympics or ultimatesurrender.com? Does the winner fuck the loser with a strap-on?
SAY MY NAME YOU DIRTY WHORE! SAY IT!!!!!!!
oil check, classy.
Fucking diaphragms
Bob Costas
Oh no, she’s locked in the dreaded 3-fingered taint-lock….this hold is unbreakable. Match over.
Thats hot! Wait… are those dudes?
What? No foreplay?
The Greeks did start the Olympics so this must be in tribute to them
Helloooooooooo Chocolate Starfish!
Looks like dave and renee have finally released a sex tape.
None in the pink, one in the stink!
How awesome would it be if the leotard ripped!!! Wonder which one would be more shocked / disgusted lol
Its called a singlet assfag
Say cranston. SAY CRANSTON!!!
Looks like the opening scene of a Youjizz fisting video.
YOU RIKE THAT?! YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A RESSON, YOU DIRTY GIRL!
strangest boner of my life
Go Big or Go Hole
what an asshole
Dirty Yomiguchi aka the azn version of Dirty Sanchez
I told you this would happen the next time you lost your dry cleaning claim ticket!
Now that’s what I call a PuPu Platter.
“Here, hold my rings.”
… Neils been practicing this for 30 years, bring gold to the stool neil!!
Still classier than Lochte’s grill.
IF THIS IS YOUR ASSHOLE HOW THE HELL DOES THE POOP STAY IN THERE??!?!
Don’t buy anything from the Barstool store. They will ship you the wrong thing, then never respond to you when you try and get it fixed. Amateur operation.
You no give back my anal beads! Fine, then I take back myself!
“Moon River, you got the whole hand up there Doc”?
Who tied this fucking balloon knot?
Is it bad that I’m turned on?
He knew that if the gooks saw the watch they would take it…
You’ve been ‘duskied
yahh Gspot OoooOooOOOooOOOO
and China gets the Bronze.
I told you chili and clams gives you gas, I can’t live like this anymore.
A fistful of points!
Gonna be a shitty dismount…
gotta get brown before you get gold.
those chinks love their poo poo platters…
let me just grab a handful of dingleberries
Just another reason why the US is behind China. We talk about digging to China, China digs to Uranus
The new security check at airports for drug smuggling….
Is it wrong that I want to smell her finger?