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Atlantic City Convention Center
Atlantic City, NJJuly 20th, 2013 9:00 PM
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Festival Pier
Philadelphia, PASeptember 21st, 2013 6:00 PM
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Amanda Bynes arrested in NYC and throws her bong out the window http://t.co/gzM2nooUk6
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Rangers fans tweeting right now belong in a zoo for everybody to stare at
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No chance this wall street bro doesn't think the Rangers just won the series http://t.co/ldIN2zJ4Ye
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PS - Fenway smokes have been identified. A former smoke and a Pats cheerleader http://t.co/ni8XiJXplF
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It's fucking hilarious that the Rangers are acting like they may win this game. I know hockey. No chance.
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Will vote for Romney but, will gladly except government handouts. How was that political fucktards?
mom, pretty sure your leg fat just swallowed the neighbors dog
those are some babymaking calves
will someone take the elastic bands off my ankles
Mamma’s got lovely lady lumps.
hey… she puts out
i can’t afford food for my children, but i have enough fat on me to go around…eat up sally jane
Pimp My Forklift
Hey these bean bag chairs are really comfo…OH MY GOD THAT’S YOUR LEG
Her legs look like preservers. And her pussy has a built-in Wendy’s drive-thru.
“Neighborhood children are being sucked in by her natural gravitational force”
The velcro on those sandals must be aerospace grade.
bobcat’s 2013 brochure
“Ridin’ Dirty”
The kid in yellow is about to walk into traffic. I would.
mommy took a bus trip, now she got her bust out
everybody ride her, just like a scooter route
Do you think she gets it all when she wipes after a dump?
“Neil, get away from the street!”
budget cuts force school busing crisis
“If this Rascal gets going too fast on a downhill grade, we’re gonna see some serious shit”
someone stuffed marshmellos inside her legs
“Hush up, y’all…you know i’m fixin’ to lose this baby weight. But them kids, they just keep a-comin’!”
pOLISH sCHOOL bUS ?
47% of america
Riding Dirty
that thing better have an F350 Superduty engine in it
“Hey…that thing got a Hemi?”
“@KingBlackDude is a bitch ass, unfunny cock sucker”
“reason 3,455 why people shouldnt be able to buy soda & doritos with MA EBT cards!”
Notice the one family member not willing to be photographed in public with “Mom”?
The real problem here is the kid on the far left might be retarted, no actually it’s that whale in a wheel chair
Had seven….ate two…knocked a full second off my 1/4 mile.
Do these kids on my lap make me look fat?
How far can this thing go b4 a tire blows out. I got /- 400 yards
One of those kids fell out her Vagina as she was riding
No one with a Whats Eating Gilbert Grape reference?
a whole new generation of welfare recipients
When did Alabama start a tourism campaign?
Of course she doesn’t get it all after a dump, that’s why she has 5 kids. When they get too old to wipe her ass, she eats them.
This orca literally has small objects orbiting her.
Follow me Hansel and Gretel, and stop wasting those bread crumbs.
beatstains , damn still sucking my dick bro?
“Wesley, get Mama’s prying bar”
NASCAR 2032
Hoverounds about one Twinkie away from not taking her where she wants to go
47% of america. Winner Winner free dinner
I didnt know I was pregnant
they see me rollin’..
This is why friends don’t let friends become gynecologists.
What’s eating Gilbert Grape 2.0
Not sure we should make it this easy for fat people to be mobile. There’s alot to be said for keeping yourself in a dark room until you die and they need to rip the side off your house to get you out with a fork lift.
She’s definitely voting Romney
I laughed. And metaldude, you are spot on. She has “I receive welfare and ssi, and haven’t worked in 22 years, but I don’t care about facts, I hate the black guy” written all over her.
Perfect feet….figures.
cool aviators Ice Man…
“The see me rollin’ they be hatin”
Welcome to Obama’s America…
its a thyroid condition
does that thing have a hemi
cankle queen looks like balloon animal
The StayPuft Marshmallow Cunt(tm). Notice her unemployed black boyfriend D’autee walking ahead of her (not pictured)
“Bring me Solo and the Wookie. They will all suffer for this outrage”
-Jabba the Hutt