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   by BossHogg on October 3, 2012 at 4:21 pm

   The US Capital? Cranston.

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   by pappelsmear on October 3, 2012 at 4:22 pm

   Never seen a better ass in my lifetime. Supple,round,juicy wet ass.

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   by nawtymassarawty on October 3, 2012 at 4:25 pm

   Oh say does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave……

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   by metaldude on October 3, 2012 at 4:25 pm

   God Bless America!!!!

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   by redswingline on October 3, 2012 at 4:25 pm

   America. Yeah we have fat asses, so what.

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   by pittyfronklin on October 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

   ‘merica

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   by dropkickfluties on October 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

   Clearly a Romney supporter.

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   by megabrain99 on October 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

   Now that’s a true “melting pot!” God Bless America!

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   by rinzler6 on October 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm

   The things I’d do for my country….

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    by gouldy on October 3, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Jennifer Livingston finally took the hint

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    by torcher on October 3, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    3% chance that’s a dude.

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    by whorefrost on October 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Displaying that beautiful ass in that weed strewn wasteland of a yard is a sin. Like the Mona Lisa being drawn on an etch-a-sketch.

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    by stro on October 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    I wish she would bend over so I can start singing, “Oh say can you see..”

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    by whorefrost on October 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    torcher you’ve never really seen aa girl naked have you?

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    by whorefrost on October 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    stro did you just thumbs up yourself? Your post and 1 up were simultaneous. You’re on watch sailor.

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    by herbie versmells on October 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    perfect example of the american dream…..looks unbelievable on paper, but in the end….i’m probably just going to jerk off because the real thing is pretty unattainable at this point

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    by herbie versmells on October 3, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    whorefrost, have you not noticed that 95% of the commenters have 1 thumbs up next to their names? pretty fishy if you ask me……

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    by bennyb721 on October 3, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    The bottom 47%…We need YOU

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    by hanknyny on October 3, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    Pres, at least tell us where you ripped off the picture. I know you didn’t pay for any rights, you hook-nosed Jew bastard. And I don’t see the cropped Egotastic logos that accompany all your posts.
    (Cue the guys who come in and say this chick isn’t a rock hard 10..)

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    by @KingBlackDude on October 3, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    days like this make a proud American, oh wait..Obama is pres, we are in good hands like fucking ALL STATE mother fuckers

    OBAMA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

    watch obama smash Rmoney face in tonight! and i would let this chick take a dump in my mouth

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    by brownstool69 on October 3, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    He must work out

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    by asshole617 on October 3, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    not a caption…..i wana eat that ass

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    by seamen on October 3, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    Flags backwards

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    by Aguado on October 3, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Geesus, ever heard of roundup?

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    by RobGold12 on October 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Team America.. F*ck yea! Cummin to save the muthafuckin day yea! And Pres decides to hire schmucks from “THE CHI” named Neil.. the dude that probably inspired Dont be a Douchebag.. good call pres.. I thought it was impossible to find someone worse than mo and feitelberg..

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    by digitalmonster on October 3, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Wit that ass, she ain’t american

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on October 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    I’d like to run that up my flagpole.

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    by whorefrost on October 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    Hah, I didn’t herbie. are people really that pathetic? I mean i’m very pathetic and even I don’t give myself the thumbs up.

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    by bosoxusmc on October 3, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    America the beautiful

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    by pedies lazer show on October 3, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    I want to have sex with her

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    by some nerd on October 3, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    I just don’t understand how you can say there is a 3% that’s a dude.

    So you’re saying that 3 out of every 100 asses that look like that belong to a dude. Sounds more like a 3% chance you’re straight.

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    by rcht2370 on October 3, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    KINGBLACKDUDE, you get a free watch from obama?  Another for years with that clown and even you guys will be feeling the pinch.

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    by rcht2370 on October 3, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    oh and for the sake of god find out who that is.  shit is perfect

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    by kman18 on October 3, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    “Does this flag make me look fat?”

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    by pedies lazer show on October 3, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    What’s this thumbs up shit, is that where the most popular comments come from? Is it only desktop? Work blocked BSS

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    by kegwhite on October 3, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    red white and boo-tay

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    by keefer1 on October 3, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    i want to be that little tiny gap.

    http://www.masonjarsports.com

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    by SmokeShowSlayer on October 3, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    Two things @Kingblackdude will never understand.  America and Pussy.

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    by kingram on October 3, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Land of the cream, home of the shaved

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    by chillnlax on October 3, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    I didn’t know the Brazilian flag was the American flag backwards.

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    by reedrothchild on October 3, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Good Ole American Fat Ass

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    by bulldog on October 3, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Flag is definitely flying at Full Mast

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    by beast on October 3, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Wouldn’t mind seeing the front view of that picture too.

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    by Vincent Vega on October 3, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    Everyone shut the hell up and get me a name!

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    by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on October 3, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    @KingBlackDude is a fucking pussy, I’m 96.28% sure that he’s white. Just a comment troll.

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    by timmer on October 3, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    United Buns of America

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    by Booze Hound on October 3, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    Nice bum, where you from?

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    by realnews on October 3, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    Um YES……. http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/the-bikini-hockey-league-pretty-in-black-and-blue/

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    by BossHogg on October 3, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    The US Capital…Cranston. That is fucking awesome…the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you guys.

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    by kingpin on October 3, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    She is only from Cranston if she turns out to be some over made up Guinea J.A.P running out the house her boyfriend just beat her up in.

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    by shameonme on October 3, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    i thought it was “Jose, can you see?”????????

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    by devonfargo on October 3, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    God bless America!

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    by ncen on October 3, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

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    by soxfan822 on October 3, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    if i lived next door i would have a shitload of ladders too

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    by bulldog on October 3, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Aubrey O’Day??? http://statigr.am/p/293061437022397351_13246399

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    by tacobybellsbury on October 3, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    Hate to burst your boner, but it’s photoshopped…. shocker, I know.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maplhkpDvO1qa3orjo1_500.jpg

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    by kris10 on October 3, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    Still a pretty fantastic booty

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    by whiteybulger666 on October 3, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    Star Spangled Boner !!!

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    by mdctmp on October 3, 2012 at 6:42 pm

    God bless America, Clam that I love.  Stand behind her, and ride her, through the night with a might from above……

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    by revnathanhortonheat on October 3, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Big. White. Ass.

    It’s why the blacks don’t hold slavery against us anymore.

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    by rexisfat on October 3, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Perfect canvas for my white paint.

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    by dancinrick on October 3, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    Business Class

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    by otwisted on October 3, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    El Pres, you got a great ass bitch.

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    by burn1down on October 3, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    I can taste that american pie

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    by ques4pres on October 3, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Very nice… How much??( in my borat voice) . Btw whoever says this is anything other than a perfect ass you should hand in your man card.. And leave america while your at it…

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    by bumholio on October 3, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    I wanna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

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    by Chuck Norrises Dick on October 3, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    A-mmm-mmm-mmmmmerica

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    by Chuck Norrises Dick on October 3, 2012 at 11:47 pm

    A-mmm-mmm-mmmmmerica

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    by obamalies on October 3, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    No burqa for her!

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    by nyfan1 on October 3, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Holy hell…that is all
    http://cubetitans.com/

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    by willie o on October 3, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    Red, White and Blue balls.

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    by sportstime9 on October 3, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    I’d star spangled bang her

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    by murph1029 on October 3, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    America, Fuck (from behind) yeah!

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    by thestooolsample on October 3, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    ‘merica

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    by NorCalGoon23 on October 3, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Can we be real Americans and get a Mexican to clean up that yard please.

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    by dansin on October 3, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    mr wilson lucks out

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    by chrisryan1015 on October 3, 2012 at 11:25 pm

    Well I guess Michelle did not agree with what her husband had to say tonight….

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    by chillin24g on October 4, 2012 at 4:52 am

    The perfect lady. Already covering up her face

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    by Chuck Norrises Dick on October 4, 2012 at 10:01 am

    While my girl friend was sleeping i put my phone over her face witg this pic on it and jerked off all.over her then i rolled over and went back to bed! God bless America

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    by shavedclam on October 4, 2012 at 7:57 am

    Guess That Ass- Kim Kardashian

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    by jimbo_slice on October 4, 2012 at 8:13 am

    Weed your fuckin patio

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    by joe9785 on October 4, 2012 at 10:07 am

    She’s got the flag, I got the pole!

    Oh right, caption…how about America the Beautiful!

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    by stevie2steps on October 4, 2012 at 10:42 am

    Marial!!!!

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    by deevoyiatzee on October 4, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Too bad her torso is a flag.

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    by awalk14 on October 4, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, the new Grand Canyon.

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    by leachbomb on October 4, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    God I love this country.

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