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      by cawk gawd on December 13, 2012 at 11:17 am

      she just came

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      by 5MinuteMajor on December 13, 2012 at 11:17 am

      “Will you please sign my football?”

      • Up: 31
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      by Walter White on December 13, 2012 at 11:17 am

      i just came

      • Up: 4
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      by wilburham on December 13, 2012 at 11:18 am

      I saw your sons cock on barstool, hopefully the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

      • Up: 24
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    5. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by Iron Eagle on December 13, 2012 at 11:18 am

      Heather Locklear, Jr.?

      • Up: 2
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    6. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by meowmix on December 13, 2012 at 11:19 am

      Apparently the kid in the blue is about to go hunting through Gillette Stadium

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      by mattsh20 on December 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Why she no want Gronk signature?

      • Up: 15
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      by tickle my balls on December 13, 2012 at 4:20 pm

      Gronk’s face is priceless

      • Up: 7
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      by Brochacho on December 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Gronk Make Sex With You?

      • Up: 20
      • Down: 1
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      by shermfloaters on December 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Oohhh (quivers), I can’t put this marker there! (smiles sheepishly)

      • Up: 1
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      by anonbrah34 on December 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Is that a steak on the picture?

      • Up: 2
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      by stoolietim on December 13, 2012 at 11:20 am

      Gronk: he’s wearing fuckin uggs

      • Up: 5
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      by passwordispres on December 13, 2012 at 11:21 am

      “So you like, play the quarterback, right?”

      • Up: 4
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      by ellensmistress on December 13, 2012 at 11:21 am

      Gronk confused

      • Up: 1
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      by randyrandall on December 13, 2012 at 11:21 am

      Gronk honestly looks hurt that she isn’t asking him to sign her football

      • Up: 1
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      by thunderboltrocketcock on December 13, 2012 at 11:21 am

      “youve got some heavy flow, mr brady.” “judging your tone of voice, I’m guessing that you do too!”

      • Up: 0
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    17. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by BossHogg on December 13, 2012 at 11:21 am

      Can you put this in my asshole, Tom?

      • Up: 6
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      by im that cracker ahhhh on December 13, 2012 at 4:21 pm

      Why is she asking this hipster for an autograph?

      • Up: 1
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      by spikedontcare on December 13, 2012 at 11:22 am

      she is gonna stick that sharpie pen right up her cooter

      • Up: 2
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      by otwisted on December 13, 2012 at 11:22 am

      Reaching on this one Pres, nothing even ironic or funny about this pic.

      • Up: 2
      • Down: 14
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      by NEinFTL on December 13, 2012 at 11:24 am

      She’s pregnant now.

      • Up: 3
      • Down: 1
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      by steeltown on December 13, 2012 at 11:24 am

      may I kneel down and service you, Mr. Brady?

      • Up: 1
      • Down: 4
    23. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by kickthepuppy on December 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm

      Are you my daddy???

      • Up: 0
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      by cantgetthestinkout on December 13, 2012 at 4:26 pm

      Wiilburham You win.

      • Up: 1
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    25. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by snapbacks and chin straps on December 13, 2012 at 4:26 pm

      I remember that bracelet…

      • Up: 0
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      by Boston-to-Austin on December 13, 2012 at 11:26 am

      Gronk: Shotgun anus!

      • Up: 5
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    27. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by YourAtowel on December 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

      gronk “never fucked a chick with bangs before”

      • Up: 1
      • Down: 0
    28. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by nosemar on December 13, 2012 at 4:27 pm

      Yo soy anal

      • Up: 7
      • Down: 0
    29. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by Minibarbaric on December 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

      Have daughters at your own risk.

      • Up: 5
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      by uconn88 on December 13, 2012 at 11:28 am

      Gronk: “This is bullshit. One broken arm and everyone forgets who’s world we’re living in.”

      • Up: 3
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      by ccretagnt1241 on December 13, 2012 at 11:31 am

      What’s that smell like

      • Up: 0
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    32. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by gouldy on December 13, 2012 at 11:34 am

      football players penetrate gang bang teen girl after practice

      • Up: 0
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    33. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by Vincent Vega on December 13, 2012 at 11:34 am

      Is this before or after the gangbang?

      • Up: 0
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      by sofaking on December 13, 2012 at 11:35 am

      “This guy better hurry up and sign my tits so I can go fuck Gronk already”

      • Up: 8
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      by ck1033 on December 13, 2012 at 11:37 am

      call me a debbie downer but my guess is this chick has cancer. very pale and there’s no way that’s real hair

      • Up: 1
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    36. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by kegwhite on December 13, 2012 at 11:40 am

      Gronk: “Come over here and take a knee.”

      • Up: 0
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      by icekub2411 on December 13, 2012 at 11:40 am

      Gronks inner thoughts: God damnit I would spike that football so fucking hard right now,…now on to more important things “Tom grab that broad and lets get some coke”

      • Up: 1
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    38. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by mcm1 on December 13, 2012 at 11:40 am

      the royal penis is clean

      • Up: 1
      • Down: 0
    39. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by dwyanewadesherpes on December 13, 2012 at 11:42 am

      Gronk is so jealous.

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 1
    40. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by ifuckedurdaughtergfmom on December 13, 2012 at 11:43 am

      sluts sayinng “cock + mouth – now”

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 2
    41. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by Tony Perkis on December 13, 2012 at 11:44 am

      this girl was at an event for sick children, lets take it easy on her. Still gronk is only trying to think what is appropriate or not

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 1
    42. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by ohballs on December 13, 2012 at 11:46 am

      Tom: Kahleesi?

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 1
    43. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by Stoop Kid on December 13, 2012 at 11:46 am

      Gronk: She looks familiar. I’ve fucked her before, right?

      • Up: 1
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    44. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by bluehenbl on December 13, 2012 at 11:46 am

      ‘I’m not a pussy. I just play like one in superbowls against the Giants’.

      • Up: 2
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      by jdgood on December 13, 2012 at 11:47 am

      Dude in the white backwards hat is like “What is this bitches problem!! That is my man!”

      • Up: 1
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    46. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by boxcarhobo on December 13, 2012 at 4:47 pm

      “Thanks for tomorrow night”

      • Up: 0
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      by bostondeacon on December 13, 2012 at 11:48 am

      When you win an MVP you can be the first car on the train.

      • Up: 2
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    48. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by ifuckedurdaughtergfmom on December 13, 2012 at 11:48 am

      sluts saying “I know gisseles vag is probably torn to shit after popping out that kid, mines tight as fuck”

      • Up: 1
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      by Tony Perkis on December 13, 2012 at 11:49 am

      jdgood, you cant be serious

      • Up: 1
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    50. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by rcht2370 on December 13, 2012 at 11:50 am

      fk, i think i left the oven on

      • Up: 0
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    51. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by herbie versmells on December 13, 2012 at 11:50 am

      “prez sucks my cock so hard i bet he posts this as a picture for a caption contest…what a fag…now time for blonde anal #2 of the day” -gronk

      • Up: 0
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    52. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by 4U2VN on December 13, 2012 at 11:57 am

      “Tom sets them up and I take them down”, says Gronk…

      • Up: 0
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    53. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by jackhawk9000 on December 13, 2012 at 12:02 pm

      GRONK SMASHHH!

      • Up: 0
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      by acid drip on December 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

      the honey badger is hanging out at Gillette?

      • Up: 0
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    55. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by sellkz2192 on December 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

      So where would you like me to stick it?

      • Up: 0
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    56. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by rachelt12 on December 13, 2012 at 12:09 pm

      Star crossed eye fuckers.

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 1
    57. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by childish on December 13, 2012 at 12:10 pm

      “Maybe you wanna put a little more number 12 on my chest?”

      • Up: 0
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    58. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by jjbeans on December 13, 2012 at 12:16 pm

      LOL GRONKS FACE SAYS IT ALL

      • Up: 0
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    59. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by ogmudbone696 on December 13, 2012 at 12:24 pm

      “Sign that you’re at the age of consent on this football,you wont be the first record i’m braking this season”

      • Up: 1
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    60. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by corylidleflymehome on December 13, 2012 at 12:28 pm

      at first I thought that was Amanda bynes

      • Up: 1
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    61. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by kingpin on December 13, 2012 at 12:31 pm

      Gronk thought: “I want to fill you until it runs out your nose”

      • Up: 0
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    62. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by himminy on December 13, 2012 at 12:33 pm

      wouldn’t mind giving her the ol’ gronkey punch special.

      • Up: 0
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    63. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by joebidenjr on December 13, 2012 at 12:48 pm

      Oh, Tom..I always dreamed of being a fag hag, will you have me?

      • Up: 0
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    64. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by shegottagronk on December 13, 2012 at 1:42 pm

      The dude in the winter hat looks like a fuckin retarded pedophile

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 0
    65. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by dirtyman on December 13, 2012 at 2:02 pm

      I saw your sons cock on barstool, hopefully the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

      • Up: 1
      • Down: 0
    66. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by DolfanBob on December 13, 2012 at 2:22 pm

      I’m sorry but I’m gay.

      • Up: 0
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    67. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by jimmydistoolio on December 13, 2012 at 2:59 pm

      Brady: “Here’s your Sharpie back.”
      Girl: “Thanks.”

      • Up: 0
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    68. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by ironsack on December 13, 2012 at 3:12 pm

      I’ll sign you’re ball if Gronk can go anal.

      • Up: 0
      • Down: 0
    69. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by yankssux on December 13, 2012 at 3:21 pm

      “is this the same size as your penis”?

      • Up: 0
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      by GodsAdvised on December 13, 2012 at 4:45 pm

      The JV’s can leave now, the Varsity is here.

      • Up: 0
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    71. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by dblcougrhunter on December 13, 2012 at 5:11 pm

      thats friggin amanda bynes; thought she was dead.

      • Up: 0
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    72. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by classic bro on December 13, 2012 at 9:00 pm

      Why yes! I’d be happy to take your V-Card

      • Up: 0
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      by kjljlkjlkjioio on December 13, 2012 at 11:13 pm

      All I see is a picture of a steak. Can’t focus on anything else. FML.

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    74. Thumbs Up Thumbs Down
      by papaportenoy on December 14, 2012 at 1:06 am

      “ughhh He’s Married, I’ll Fuck you”-GRONK

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      by jcorx13 on December 14, 2012 at 6:30 pm

      SPLOOOSH!!!

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