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25 Responses to Caption Contest

1. 
   by Monty Capuletti on July 6, 2009 at 3:43 pm

   getcha blowjobs heyah
   (pointing to mouth)
2. 
   by bodhi on July 6, 2009 at 3:45 pm

   screamin’ meanie
3. 
   by kain on July 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm

   Is he supposed to be a Mad Ball? Nice throwback but…ehhh.
4. 
   by brock_landers on July 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm

   never pass out at a homo’s bachelor party……..
5. 
   by The 1 and only Derekio on July 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm

   Hey, how did Watneys vag get on my face?
6. 
   by tuffnutz on July 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm

   Fag
7. 
   by stinkydial on July 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm

   got
8. 
   by HumblePie on July 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm

   Example #478 why all Red Sox fans are fags..
9. 
   by brock_landers on July 6, 2009 at 3:59 pm

   does this horrible dickmouth on my face cover my receeding hairline…..
10. 
    by Carl Yastrzemski on July 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Assclown . . .
11. 
    by Josemos on July 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Tom Caron on his day off
12. 
    by yourmomsbox on July 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    “number of people I go to sox games with”
13. 
    by Money_Penny on July 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    This guy has a bit too much free time
14. 
    by mark bellhorn still sucks on July 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    This is what happens when you have a stroke while getting your face painted…
15. 
    by ricostl on July 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Looks like a typical Red Sox fan to me.
16. 
    by 8str8 on July 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    You may not believe me, but this is the most hetero thing I’ve done in a while.
17. 
    by Waingro on July 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    “Cock goes here.”
18. 
    by Its Mannywood man on July 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    fuckin guy should stop spending at Panera and save for braces…
19. 
    by theteeboxusa on July 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Monty Capuletti said: { Jul 6, 2009 – 03:07:01 }
    getcha blowjobs heyah
    (pointing to mouth)

    WINNER hands down or knees down
20. 
    by Casey Tatum on July 6, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    I agree with ricostl I see no difference between this guy and the endless buffoons wearing players shirts and every piece of sox merchandise in the world.
21. 
    by fitz on July 6, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Casey that’s because you’d suck either one’s cock.

    Bing pow.
22. 
    by Clint Tyree on July 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Some people can’t handle not getting attention in a crowd. Get a life, moron.
23. 
    by Minibarbaric on July 6, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    a Kennedy?
24. 
    by Frolf Pro on July 7, 2009 at 12:50 am

    All this while millions of Yanks fans are competing to receive a Yankees special edition Mustang with the stripes……negros please, big market means you get douche bag fans. Any New Yooorker trying to pretend that their fan base isn’t at least 50% deluded with asians rooting for Matusi and girls with herpes hoping to spread them to Jeter is a fucking delusional liar.
25. 
    by TheSeniorsenator on July 7, 2009 at 7:23 am

    Elaine-You’re a facepainter?

    Puddy-GOTTA support the TEAM!!