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40 Responses to Caption Contest

1. 
   by scruples on July 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm

   cornbread.
2. 
   by pjb123 on July 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm

   mmmmmm
3. 
   by Bruschimancrush on July 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm

   no caption but just waiting for ScissoringSwords to make another comment…

   but until then, the guy on the right knows whats good. nice asses connect nations, thats a fact.
4. 
   by DrinkyCrow on July 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm

   “where da white women at? oh…. hey, chelsea”
5. 
   by bradymancrush on July 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm

   Easy now fellas…. This has the possibility of getting a lot of people banned….
6. 
   by ThrillHo on July 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm

   YES I WILL….
7. 
   by Bruschimancrush on July 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm

   Chappelle show “…slide a finger down the crack of that ass”
8. 
   by Suck it Trebek on July 9, 2009 at 4:30 pm

   the KGB is close to luring in Obama and Sarkozy for the bad type of 3 some.
9. 
   by MisterFritzl on July 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm

   Have I started that new intern program yet?
10. 
    by jcali77 on July 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    How did Bill Clinton do that again ….
11. 
    by YourVaginaSmellsLikeDick on July 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Bet he’d save her if she was drowning
12. 
    by bradymancrush on July 9, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    I bet he’d pull on the water wings and hop in the pool for a slice of that badonkadonk.
13. 
    by Murray Chadwick on July 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    I think he said something like, and I’m paraphrasing:

    “Damn bitch! I gots to get up in that like a mothafucker boyeeeeeee”
14. 
    by nickythefork on July 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Girl…you are looking good, why don’t you back that ass up.. You are a fine mother fucker, please back that ass up. Call me Mr. Prez when you back that ass up, ho who are you playing with, back that ass up.
15. 
    by troglodytes on July 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Is he preparing to do the skanky leg?
16. 
    by mark bellhorn still sucks on July 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
17. 
    by F.R.M18 on July 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The President’s got good taste
18. 
    by F Youk on July 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    I wonder if she’s got jungle fever?
19. 
    by Dr. Van Nostrand on July 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    BMC– that ‘guy on the right’ is the President of France, Nicholas Sarkozy. Same guy who just married a 20 year old super model. Well played.
20. 
    by Burch on July 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Obama=Kennedy

    Go get ‘em big dog!!
21. 
    by WashingtonDCstoolie on July 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Dr. Van…Sarkozy married Carla Bruni….she was born in 1967…hardly 20 yrs old, you must be thinking of that pimp Berlusconi out of Italy who romps around with topless bitches all day!
22. 
    by Bruschimancrush on July 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    troglodytes said: { Jul 9, 2009 – 04:07:11 }
    Is he preparing to do the skanky leg?

    hahah I saw that too,t he raised leg.

    Dr., that is pretty impressive. I figured he looked foreign so the asses connect nations line was inserted. Althoguh Im pretty happy I didnt know who the president of France was, cuz fuck France.
23. 
    by Waingro on July 9, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Gold Five: Stay on target.
    Gold Leader: *We’re too close!*
    Gold Five: Stay on target!
    Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
24. 
    by stinkydial on July 9, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    O’Reily will be all over this tonight… body language segment..
25. 
    by bobbykid on July 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    and thats not my left knee, Sarkozy
26. 
    by yourmomsbox on July 9, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    “i need summa dat stank on my hang low”.
27. 
    by 802Chives on July 9, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Sarkozy: “what do you say we take her, and I show you what the Eifel tower was named after?

    Obama: “I got dibs on brown town… and no eye contact”
28. 
    by Always Be Closing on July 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    802….winner, winner, chicken dinner!
29. 
    by the mayor on July 9, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    “Fuck it, I’ll get my McNair on.”

    Too soon?
30. 
    by nickythefork on July 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    The Mayor…

    Fucking great. Too soon, but fucking great. I’m dying over here.
31. 
    by Petey Pipes on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    WARNING! 90′s reference: Wax that ass!!!!!!
32. 
    by ShawnThornton22 on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    First thing I’ve agreed with him on. Well played Obama.
33. 
    by itiswhatitis31 on July 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    thats not his knee
34. 
    by GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox on July 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    Michelle is gonna beat his ass when she sees this photo…and the bitch can do it!
35. 
    by mickelsonsboobs on July 9, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    You know its bad when the French are laughing at us.
36. 
    by troglodytes on July 10, 2009 at 8:31 am

    mickelsonsboobs said: { Jul 9, 2009 – 11:07:43 }

    Not at all. Obama’s staring at some young, white tail. Sarkozy is staring at Obama’s backside. F’ing French.
37. 
    by TheSeniorsenator on July 10, 2009 at 9:22 am

    I think obama can doggie paddle.His mother was a swimmer
38. 
    by badgermit on July 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    “Now *that* is a stimulus package”
39. 
    by deezyfothreezy on July 10, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    “she can stimulate my package any day”
40. 
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