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15 Responses to Caption Contest

1. 
   by Stiles on September 11, 2009 at 3:10 pm

   Speaking of which, I have to drop a deuce right now.
2. 
   by CptKballs on September 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm

   Kmarko’s reaction after reading the 9/11 comments.
3. 
   by 5MinuteMajor on September 11, 2009 at 3:17 pm

   Johnny’s memorial to his love of toilet games…
4. 
   by VenerableAlfred on September 11, 2009 at 3:21 pm

   So thin the abyss . . . yet so tenuous my grip . . . oh sanity . . . oh.
5. 
   by jcali77 on September 11, 2009 at 3:31 pm

   Slappy’s reaction after he relized that his stupid rants got him banned
6. 
   by GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox on September 11, 2009 at 3:33 pm

   Mike Tomlin’s reaction to losing Troy Polamalu for three to six weeks.
7. 
   by thabirdman on September 11, 2009 at 3:36 pm

   the front of EP’s next t-shirt
8. 
   by SpongeBobHotDick69 on September 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm

   what a shit head
9. 
   by Mark Price on September 11, 2009 at 3:40 pm

   venerable alfred
10. 
    by Stiles on September 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Does this haircut get this guy laid?
    or
    Is this Haircut Lame?
11. 
    by GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox on September 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Every Pats fan’s reaction upon learning the D line just got its best player royally ganked off the team!
12. 
    by VenerableAlfred on September 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox said: { Sep 11, 2009 – 03:09:40 }
    “Every Pats fan’s reaction upon learning the D line just got its best player royally ganked off the team!”

    An otherwise finely jocular response and a fair point, as well. I must, however, take exception with your use of the term “royally” in vein. Royally is a derivative of royalty: Kings, queens, princes, princesses, etc . . . the very foundation of Great Britain and it’s progeny, which includes these fine United States of America. Therefore, any connection thereto should not be made lightly or in jest. I trust you will endeavor to do better in the future, GoHome.
13. 
    by vestry on September 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Is it me, or has this website totally gone downhill ever since they started a NY version of it. I now go to the NY site first everyday, because this one is starting to really suck.
14. 
    by GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox on September 11, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    VenerableAlfred:

    I say, Old Boy, pip pip, tally ho and all that rot! I find myself in a bit of a sticky wicket here. I have inadvertently caused offence to the bard of barstool. A thousand pardons sire! My reference to royalty in such a banal context as American “football” is shameful, thoughtless and wildly inappropriate. Uncouth American that I am, I prostrate my before you and beg forgiveness. God Save the Queen!
15. 
    by moooooog35 on September 14, 2009 at 7:59 am

    Why you don’t tell your barber to not give you a shitty haircut this time.