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57 Responses to Caption Contest

1. 
   by Heated76 on April 14, 2009 at 3:31 pm

   Alabama Leprachaun and wife on honeymoon
2. 
   by RealFoodForRealGuys on April 14, 2009 at 3:32 pm

   the penalty in egypt for abusing camels
3. 
   by longpolelax01 on April 14, 2009 at 3:32 pm

   Hahaha, c’mon Alabama, even you have to admit that was funny.

   I was going to guess one of the professors at Colby homecoming.
4. 
   by tjluke001 on April 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm

   What are the odds that she is from Pittsburg
5. 
   by Born And Raised on April 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm

   fat white chics, not only for skinny black guys anymore. Ya!
6. 
   by NJ Saints on April 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

   I always wondered what happened to that guy in Bachelor Party.
7. 
   by The 1 and only Derekio on April 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

   why no one shows up to BSS functions
8. 
   by The Marine on April 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

   Who said whales dont give rides on land?
9. 
   by parfore18beers on April 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

   tjluke001 said: { Apr 14, 2009 – 03:04:51 }

   What are the odds that she is from Pittsburgh

   100%
10. 
    by shadylady on April 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    ep in twenty years?
11. 
    by pdean13 on April 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Save a horse,,,,, ride a FAT GIRL.
12. 
    by mark bellhorn still sucks on April 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    That’s one hell of a tumor!
13. 
    by parfore18beers on April 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    BU mascot
14. 
    by Barbaric1 on April 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    YeeHaa! We just got back from the desert riding camels!
15. 
    by rlm on April 14, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    Lady in Red…is dancing with me…cheek to cheek
16. 
    by Alabama Leperchaun on April 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Man, my wife looks thin in this picture
17. 
    by delos17 on April 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    This SSOTD leaves a lot to desire ElPres
18. 
    by Sue De Nimh on April 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Like cats, some chubs will play with their dinner first.
19. 
    by tuuubes on April 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    how can that dude in the orange shorts NOT be looking at whats going on here?
20. 
    by shooter7 on April 14, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    8 seconds and I win a Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!!!
21. 
    by shadylady on April 14, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    looks like a fraggle
22. 
    by tjluke001 on April 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Is that Tito in the background?
23. 
    by longpolelax01 on April 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    » shadylady said: { Apr 14, 2009 – 03:04:17 }

    Which one?
24. 
    by windycitywoodrow on April 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    It looks like he’s riding a tidal wave of cottage cheese.
25. 
    by shadylady on April 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    longpole, the rabbi
26. 
    by theotherwhitemeat on April 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    I love how excited this guy looks. “Yay!” Man, this picture keeps cracking me up.
27. 
    by MrTightJeans on April 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    This makes me sad.
28. 
    by thisfuckingsigninsucks on April 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    who the hell wears orange shorts?
29. 
    by grizzly on April 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    looks like a giant bent-over piece of coral reef
30. 
    by Heated76 on April 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    Alabama bows down to the king again
31. 
    by bradymancrush on April 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Man, she could feed a whole hurd of polar bears.
32. 
    by BenWade on April 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    maybe shes just working on her calf muscles

    ….see it works on both levels, cause shes a cow..forget it, i’ll let myself out.
33. 
    by Quann on April 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Mmmmmmmmmm, SMOKESHOW…
34. 
    by Dale Sturtevant on April 14, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Mom????
35. 
    by Meow_Kitty on April 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    A creepy little man riding a fat woman like a horse is surrounded by ads for a Kentucky Derby party….coincidence? I think not.
36. 
    by Alabama Leperchaun on April 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    check out the chicks leg on the left side of the picture…fucking disgusting, imagine how sweaty and putrid the back of her knee must be
37. 
    by Bruce Shoebottom on April 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Tough night for Steven Spielberg…
38. 
    by Heated76 on April 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    only someone that has been there before would know how sweaty and putrid a knee of that caliber would be u sick demented prick
39. 
    by tjluke001 on April 14, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    “You’ll be fucking fat bitches in no time” – Samuel Jackson
40. 
    by CptKballs on April 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    I wonder who should be more ashamed of themself?
41. 
    by pick master on April 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    After the Orca Rodeo, please escort your 1/2 ton hon to the dance floor, for the Miss Crisco pageant.

    **Wet naps provided.
42. 
    by Jeffrey Lebowski on April 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    “Im so glad these two wristbands got me into VIP so I could get this new MySpace default!”
43. 
    by Alabama Leperchaun on April 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    her knee looks like it is healing from a shark attack
44. 
    by I_beat_Phelps_in_beruit on April 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    YOU MY BOY BLUE!!!! you my boy
45. 
    by HenryMeinholz on April 14, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Its like the Blog riding the message board.
46. 
    by tuffnutz on April 14, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    My type of Donkey show
47. 
    by chichi on April 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Salman Rushdie rides again! I think she’d take more than a bullet for him.
48. 
    by Elliot Spitzer on April 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Throw an EZ-Pass on her and we’re going to SIX Flags!!
49. 
    by Tigger 41073 on April 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Yes…Thank You, Matt. Thank you for causing me to blow chunks on my laptop! Thanks a lot!
50. 
    by theteeboxusa on April 14, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Orca Rodeo BWAAAAAAAAAA
51. 
    by dannyboy22 on April 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    And its Courney Love in 7 years riden by Johnny Damon’s Dad by a nose
52. 
    by VikingPower on April 14, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    what is a Leperchaun anyway?
    Does no one else get a red line under spelling errors as they type or am I using some seriously high tech shit here?
53. 
    by jaxboyz on April 14, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    I’d hate to be the guy that has to take the quarters outta the box each week
54. 
    by smiling bob on April 14, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    BBW Gone Wild!!
55. 
    by longpolelax01 on April 14, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Viking Power, you’re using Chrome or IE8
56. 
    by Major Muffins on April 15, 2009 at 6:29 am

    Damn, there goes all the leftovers
57. 
    by Badgefifteen on April 16, 2009 at 10:50 am

    KFC Bucket : $10.00
    VFW Hall rental : $100.
    Riding the discount stripper: PRICELESS