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42 Responses to Caption Contest

1. 
   by bubbamark on April 23, 2009 at 4:39 pm

   Manzo Sucks
2. 
   by Dr. Van Nostrand on April 23, 2009 at 4:41 pm

   “I don’t know who this EP guy is, but I’m gonna fuck his ass…”
3. 
   by slapntickle on April 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm

   cant wait to get to this party, there are going to be soo many hot chicks
4. 
   by payne-o on April 23, 2009 at 4:42 pm

   “homeless”
5. 
   by tjluke001 on April 23, 2009 at 4:43 pm

   I didn’t know the Joker read the Stool
6. 
   by bradymancrush on April 23, 2009 at 4:43 pm

   I am back from Bermuda and I’m very happy to report…….they have NESN….for anyone planning a vacation.
7. 
   by itsMurda on April 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm

   “Sweet! Now I don’t have to wipe my ass with Dunkin Donuts napkins tonight when I get off at Savin Hill.”
8. 
   by MisterFritzl on April 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm

   definately the guy in the bear costume
9. 
   by OIFSeabee06 on April 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm

   “by the common man for the homeless man”
10. 
    by Beantownluv on April 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    “The urine-absorbent seats really are more comfortable than the old ones”
11. 
    by Jesus on April 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Ch@v on a long ride home from the Ramrod remembering the glory days.
12. 
    by stinkydial on April 23, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    i thought Imus was working again..
13. 
    by CptKballs on April 23, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Brady, you missed dead hooker, dead baby and pedophile joke week.
14. 
    by CptKballs on April 23, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    It says “Honky Lips” on the back of his jacket.
15. 
    by Alabama Leperchaun on April 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    That’s M I T’s version of Dolemite
16. 
    by Iron Eagle on April 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Is that Kramer’s pimp hat?
17. 
    by cuthead42 on April 23, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    that guy is a fucking pervert
18. 
    by TeamFingerBlast on April 23, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    That brown bag has a bottle of MD 20/20 in it.
19. 
    by Beef Supreme on April 23, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    jesus christ, when did the T put fucking carpet on the seats? i’ve been away too long. anyone who has ever been on a subway in any major city after midnight knows thats a terrible, urine-soaked idea.
20. 
    by pick master on April 23, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    “With these picks, I’ll be able to afford some killer platform shoes . Thanks Pres.”
21. 
    by Alabama Leperchaun on April 23, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    The SSOTD looks like a total bitch
22. 
    by Allenfor3 on April 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    potential… http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremoteisland/2008/10/23-End/Pickup%20artist.jpg
23. 
    by stinkydial on April 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    dammit.. picture 10 of the SSOTD is all that needed to be posted.. i’d “next” that baby 10 times..
24. 
    by Jesus on April 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    ” Aurora Borealis, IN YOUR KITCHEN??”
25. 
    by KennethSimsWhipKick on April 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Manzo looks tired after his evening “Romp” in the fens…
26. 
    by Alabama Leperchaun on April 23, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    at this time of day, in this part of the country, located soley in your kitchen!?
27. 
    by Jesus on April 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    haha!!! Well done AL!!

    Seymour!!!
28. 
    by Bruschimancrush on April 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Continuing off Alabama & jesus

    Well in that case, may I have a look?
29. 
    by Alabama Leperchaun on April 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    mmm……steamed hams!
30. 
    by Alabama Leperchaun on April 23, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    no mother….. its just the northern lights
31. 
    by cornelius on April 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    “Its kinda hard out here for a pimp…”
32. 
    by Internet King on April 23, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Red Sox staffers have taken to the MBTA to unveil the new hats that the Sox will wear on “Phantom Gourmet Appreciation Day”. A limited supply of these hats are available on redsox.com for the bargain price of $79.95.
33. 
    by Jesus on April 23, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    Good to see the Jew Andlemans can still turn a buck.
34. 
    by theotherwhitemeat on April 23, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    The fact that there is no ass shot of the SSOTD is a crime against humanity.
35. 
    by fukthenewsite on April 23, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    well, i’m from Utica and I’ve never heard the expression “steamed hams”
36. 
    by mitch on April 23, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    The pick up artist reads the stool, that says a lot.
37. 
    by Clint Tyree on April 23, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Hey reader….Superfly called…he wants his hat back.
38. 
    by Rman64 on April 23, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    In all honesty…I thought the “paper” or “hard copy” ..”paper route” per se of the stool was just another joke …never knew there was actually something besides this site…ha…learn something new every day
39. 
    by thealbinorhino on April 23, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    if the smoke show was a cottage id rent her for the summer
40. 
    by bobbykid on April 24, 2009 at 11:05 am

    pimpin’ aint easy…….but its ne-cess-ary
41. 
    by jrjr on April 24, 2009 at 11:07 am

    that is the naked wizard from coachella

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.html
42. 
    by jrjr on April 24, 2009 at 11:11 am

    fuck me, i didn’t realize you already had the story, barstool, you rondo’d my ass.