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41 Responses to Caption Contest

1. 
   by 5MinuteMajor on February 9, 2010 at 4:58 pm

   “The smell of smoked ham always makes my mouth water!”
2. 
   by theteeboxusa on February 9, 2010 at 5:00 pm

   Gross
3. 
   by jackofspades on February 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm

   teeboxusa summed it up with one word
4. 
   by dirtygreekfromwoburn on February 9, 2010 at 5:03 pm

   haha that bitch is so fat her jeans have stretch marks
5. 
   by Don Jeans on February 9, 2010 at 5:04 pm

   “this is what i do to pokey reese when he’s a good boy”
6. 
   by ken noisewater on February 9, 2010 at 5:04 pm

   did somebody say khrushchev?
7. 
   by NEinFTL on February 9, 2010 at 5:08 pm

   the Sea Shepherd is en route to protect this pod from the Japs
8. 
   by slampig on February 9, 2010 at 5:09 pm

   Dog girls everywhere……
9. 
   by JWalker on February 9, 2010 at 5:09 pm

   I wouldn’t fuck either of them with that imaginary cock that heffer is sucking on!

   True story
10. 
    by FelixFermine on February 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    am i out of line whe ni say This kinda turns me on?
11. 
    by cw87 on February 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    nothing washes down a box lunch like a blue moon
12. 
    by jackofspades on February 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    JWalker, pretty sure she’s going in for the old muff dive…munching that box as it were
13. 
    by ScottyJay on February 9, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    No, Jwalker was right, there’s a schlong buried in there!
14. 
    by Ignatz on February 9, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    EP, you gotta stop this shit, it’s wrecking my lunch….
15. 
    by baz938 on February 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    MMMMMMMMMM…..roast beeeeefffff.
16. 
    by JWalker on February 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    I only acknowledge lipstick lesbianism!
17. 
    by Rod Beck on February 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Do. Not. Want.
18. 
    by 7th son on February 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Looks like Chaz Bono is about to enjoy her new penis
19. 
    by Always Be Closing on February 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Tastes better with the pants on
20. 
    by jackofspades on February 9, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    lol…fair enough Walker
21. 
    by Teabags on February 9, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Eating box makes you fat and causes you to wear bad shirts.
22. 
    by ba5 on February 9, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    “if that was chat roulette, I’d watch.”
23. 
    by No_Tax72000 on February 9, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Lean Cuisine?
24. 
    by groove on February 9, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    Momma Cass didn’t die from a ham sandwich.
25. 
    by tsab420 on February 9, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    “fat bitches need love too craige”
26. 
    by creampie on February 9, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    “Got Fat Cunt?”
27. 
    by HumblePie on February 9, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    It looks like a typical Pats Fan getting blown by the overly common Red Sox fan…
28. 
    by Junior on February 9, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    echhh!!! LINT ball…
29. 
    by macballa47 on February 9, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    just another doritos commercial from the super bowl…she found the nacho cheese
30. 
    by moooooog35 on February 9, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    You put your fat chick in,
    You pull your fat chick out…
31. 
    by moooooog35 on February 9, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    The day I returned a porno.
32. 
    by moooooog35 on February 9, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    The Kirstey Alley Fanclub greeting.
33. 
    by csferrara on February 9, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Oh wassup cankles
34. 
    by Madison on February 9, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    As Ace Ventura would say, “YUUUUUUMMMMMMMY”.
35. 
    by SpongeBobHotDick69 on February 9, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    come suck daddys dick
36. 
    by Clint Tyree on February 9, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    Thanks for ruining cocktail hour.
37. 
    by CoinStar on February 9, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    looks like a party at the NY stool!
38. 
    by Coach Dick on February 9, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    “Charles Barkley’s replacement as Taco Bell’s new Five Buck Box. Two crunchy tacos and a drink. ”

    The 5 buck box, it rocks, it rocks,
    It rocks for a meal with locks and locks,
    It rocks for a jock,
    It rocks for a fox,
    It rocks blockin shots on guys with dreadlocks. – Charles Barkley
39. 
    by Elliot Spitzer on February 10, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Rosie O’donnell meets John Pinette
40. 
    by Frolf Pro on February 10, 2010 at 11:39 am

    People around the world….join hands…..start a love train…a love train
41. 
    by gqgiglio on February 10, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    welcome to hoggys where pigs eat for free