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50 Responses to Caption Contest

1. 
   by Wilford Brimley on March 23, 2010 at 1:27 pm

   “guess that ass”
2. 
   by Longpole the Clown on March 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm

   Snookie!!!!
3. 
   by slampig on March 23, 2010 at 1:28 pm

   hahahaha
4. 
   by Monty Capuletti on March 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm

   move aside hedgehog head, we’ve got asscrack
5. 
   by high ankle sprain on March 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm

   Ugly People Convention. Clearly.
6. 
   by pedies lazer show on March 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm

   is that wally’s wife?
7. 
   by theteeboxusa on March 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm

   Awww What a cute couple, I am going to go throw up now.
8. 
   by mr. softy on March 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm

   my man is standing right beside him pointing his finger. watch out man, dont get too close….
9. 
   by palbuddy on March 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm

   Reality Kings imitation FAIL
10. 
    by Freckles McGee on March 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    No way his hands ever reach eachother.
11. 
    by Beer_League_Star on March 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    That guy is really strong . . .
12. 
    by nosackZolak on March 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    i guess the outside fuck freak likes to frequent bars as well
13. 
    by the mayor on March 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    “BARBARIC” or “Oh SNAP!!”
14. 
    by the mayor on March 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Love is blind…I’m glad I have my glasses.
15. 
    by Leroy Jenkins on March 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    We have a turd in the punch bowl. I repeat, we have a turd in the punch bowl
16. 
    by Ignatz on March 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    GET IT OFF ME !
17. 
    by Mark Price on March 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    “i love you Cara”
18. 
    by Belichick4pres on March 23, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    #101 nasty fat ass getting it on in a bar bitches

    #102 watching nasty ass bitches getting it on bitches
19. 
    by cincinnati kid on March 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    The two chicks in the background look kinda jealous.
20. 
    by Crazy Joe Devola on March 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm

    Famous Chinese man tries lifting other heavy thing.
21. 
    by markhats on March 23, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    snookie has reach a new low
22. 
    by Numero Two on March 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    Beats P90x’s tricep training regiment.
23. 
    by J Cubed on March 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Jersey Shore Season 2 kicks off in Maimi
24. 
    by bd9902 on March 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Grow some clue!
25. 
    by DLeaf on March 23, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Some people will do anything for a pot of gold.
26. 
    by DSully2001 on March 23, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Looks like 2am at the Purple Shamrock.
27. 
    by Western Loganberries on March 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    If that black dude in the background can’t stand to look, my friend, THAT BITCH IS TOO BIG!
28. 
    by betheljohnsonshands on March 23, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Erin Andrews really let herself go.
29. 
    by ken noisewater on March 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    The best part is the guy pointing
30. 
    by bostnkid on March 23, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    house of blues is going to get fined again
31. 
    by sportsfan2345 on March 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    How was the Exhibitionist Exhibit?
32. 
    by Clyde Frog on March 23, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    GTA……Khloe Kardashian?
33. 
    by Curt in the car on March 23, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    » Belichick4pres said: { Mar 23, 2010 – 01:03:10 }
    #101 nasty fat ass getting it on in a bar bitches

    #102 watching nasty ass bitches getting it on bitches

    WINNER!
34. 
    by JohnJameson on March 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    What happens when Pauly D leaves Jersey Shore.
35. 
    by intolerableital on March 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    moments later the pillar collapsed and both were killed thanks be to god
36. 
    by 5MinuteMajor on March 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    As Daddy once said, “Big girls need luvin’ too!”
37. 
    by theteeboxusa on March 23, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    When grenade jumping goes bad
38. 
    by klongs29 on March 23, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Francesca would stop at nothing to squeeze into her lucky panties from senior prom.
39. 
    by Mingee on March 23, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Easy on Those Disco Biscuits, bro!
40. 
    by Freckles McGee on March 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    “despite his best efforts he was unable to locate her vagina.”
41. 
    by teabagger on March 23, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Do you think I’m fat?
42. 
    by IronFitz on March 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    “Regret”

    Where are your friends when you need them?
43. 
    by NDubSki on March 23, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    “Fanny Pack
    where it belongs”
44. 
    by fa_real on March 23, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    more cushion for the pushin…
45. 
    by Jayy on March 23, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    “Hang in there, bro” anddd “Wingman.. do you have what it takes?”
46. 
    by frankbooth on March 23, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    the women’s room was full. let me crap in your lap
47. 
    by big-baby-is-half-retarded on March 23, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    “there’s a guy behind there?”
48. 
    by Frolf Pro on March 24, 2010 at 7:43 am

    Oh Danny boy……the pipes, the pipes are calling…..
49. 
    by CurtisLeskanic on March 24, 2010 at 9:38 am

    I’d need a shoehorn to get my balls in……….
50. 
    by bosboy19 on March 25, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    from a girl named Caela Berger’s point of view…”EWWW nice ass…i think i just threw up…girls are so trashy”