Carlos Boozer Had to Have The Most Ridiculous Quote In the History of Sports After The Bulls Got Eliminated Last Night
“I thought I played well, especially with the kind of season it was,” Boozer said, when asked to assess his second season in Chicago. “We had the best record again in basketball, won our division again, had the top seed again, that’s all that matters, yo.”
Carlos Boozer
I saw this on Barstool Philly. Truly unbelievable. There is no other way to describe it. I don’t even care that he went 1-11 from the field, makes 75 million and was benched for the entire 4th quarter yesterday. It wouldn’t have mattered if he had a quadruple double. This still would have been headline news. I mean Josh Beckett looks like a fucking saint compared to this idiot. Like there is a chance this is not only the most ridiculous quote in the history of basketball, but in the history of civilization. And yes the best part of it is the “yo” he threw in at the end. Makes it about a million times more outrageous.. “All that matters is we got the #1 seed yo.” Huh? Listen I’m not a Bulls fan and could give a shit less about Chicago but even I’m genuinely offended by this.


that’s like saying “i danced with this bitch, made out for a lil, and she rubbed my dick for 3 seconds. that all that matters, yo”
duke education paying dividends
Heart of a champion. Leave it to a guy named Carlos to flat out not give a shit.
over paid lawn jockey….dude fucking sucks
Thats what the Bull’s get for signing Carlos fucking Boozer. There is a reason Utah let him leave. Utah is run well, they always at least compete, If they let a player walk – think twice about signing them.
I think he was trying to avoid saying “We got fucked because Derrick Rose got hurt” and just totally botched it
make it a shirt, that is an instant classic like ST8 cash homie!
PS elpres check it out, moving up in the world
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Im from chicago and a die hard bulls fan, and if they dont amnesty him this offseason I wont watch another game until hes out of chicago for good. Good thing I have chicago baseball to look forward to. Oh wait…
Boozer lied to a blind man in Cleveland. That’s all you need to know about this born loser.
Gotta love the Duke graduates who graduate early with that sociology degree that a 7th grade student could walk away with. Duke is a complete sham acting like they graduate these genius basketball players (a contradiction in terms). Boozer is and always was an idiot. Without bassebol, you ask for the other kid to bag your groceries when he is at your checkout.
“I’m genuinely offended by this.”
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Before ever being offended, take the IQ of the speaker into account.
You mad, yo?
It’s “couldn’t” – you couldn’t give a shit less about Chicago.
The second I heard about the Boozer signing 2 years ago I knew it was a horrible signing. He’s been god awful for 2 years and absolutely disappears in the playoffs.
Oh great, here come the grammar nazis. Shmaaa get off your keyboard and go back to your book you properly educated fuck
can you please just launch chicago stool so we can properly run this clown out of the city?
@classless Your comment is the quintessential case of the pot calling the kettle black.
if any team loses their top player, they are toast.
<b>his hairline is too goddamn straight</b>
Prez, day after day there’s another article about another ridiculous action in this stupid fucking league, and you sit here and not even give a rat’s ass about hockey. NEWSFLASH, the NHL is a 100x better than the NBA. Fuck this stupid prima donna douchebag, and thanks for giving me another reason to hate the NBA.
Red Sox need to sign him stat…he’ll fit right in.
yeah ajmco4, cause a bunch of white guys and europeans are really fucking interesting. the nhl is great, but the people in it are boring as fuck.