Celtics 105 Sixers 74 – How Fucking Good Are The Celtics?

Are you shitting me? I mean are we really this fucking awesome? Rajon Rondo wasn’t kidding when he said “this team is a bunch of Naggers” at my wedding. Nevermind whether anybody can beat us, the question now is whether anybody can play with us. I’ve been telling anybody who will listen for the past two weeks that this is by far the best Cetlics team we’ve had the past 3 years, one of the greatest Celtics team of all time and arguably one of the greatest teams in the history of the NBA. There are just no weaknessess. We’re strong everywhere. We can do everything. I’m telling you right now we’re watching history in the making. We’re that good. I just hope everybody bet the season win total over 57.5 like I told you to because at this rate we’ll clinch by game 40. But don’t hang your head if you didn’t load up on that prop bet because you can still just pound the C’s every night. I mean can you believe the line was 7 last night? I couldn’t so I took them 1st quarter line, 2nd quarter line, half time, 3rd quarter line, 4th quarter line and game. For those keeping score at home I was 5-0-1. Rajon saved me in the first quarter on that circus shot to end it and then it was easy money the rest of the way. Seriously sometimes I’m so smart I want to fuck myself.
This team is exponentially better than it was last year. They took a step back after losing Posey, and then obviously with Garnett going down they were going to struggle. For a team that needed to start Big Baby in the playoffs last year, he’s now going to be the 8th man once his finger heals. They can roll out Garnett for 25 minutes a game and still dominate, and not have to really turn it on until the playoffs.
we didn’t play as well as we’re capable of by any stretch of the imagination and still dominated for 48 minutes. this team is special. one thing (gorman also pointed out) is rondo is giving up baskets for assists. hasn’t hurt us yet, but he’s gotta be willing to lay it up when he gets to the bucket and not worry about making an extra/unnecessary pass
actually, dominated for 40 minutes*
what an ugly start to the game…
Wait, so at your wedding Rondo said the team is a bunch of naggers? Theres all sorts of things wrong with that statement
OMG rondo what at your wedding? You’re the coolest fucking person I know.
This team is so fuckin good, that it’s not even worth my time to watch the games. They blow everybody out.
shut your mouth you fucking mush.
Average margin of victory so far? 21.6 points… jesus. Orlando in two weeks, and then we dont’ play the lakers until the end of January. Any other competition?
“Seriously sometimes I’m so smart I want to fuck myself.”
A top five barstool line.
Our only competition is injuries. If Dave would shut the fuck up about it. We have a chance of going healthy.
How do I put place a bet on 57 wins? Gambling isn’t a vice i adhere too.
It’s all WWE to me.
All show, no rules, refs on the take. . .
Harlem Globetrotters have more integrity.
You should fuck yourself, you fuck us and our teams with your mortal locks.
Did Sheed end up with 32pts or 20, the math is fucked up in the POG picture? thats gotta mean 6/8 from the line, right?
It will be a tough between the cavs and magic this year
Thanks for that el pres…loaded up on it bigtime
signinsucks, you cant anymore…the season already started
did anyone else see sheed stop the ball around half court and just stare at the ref as he walked away? priceless!