Celtics Dancers Finals
Let me start by saying I watched every second of this video and enjoyed it. The camera guy kind of sucked but beggars can’t be choosers. And it looked like there were a ton of hot bitches at this thing which is always a good thing. But I got to admit that the Celtics Dancers kind of piss me off. I just fucking hate how righteous they are. Not necessarily the girls themselves but like the team managers and coaches and shit. Same goes with the Pats Cheerleaders for that matter. They always act like they being a Celtics dancer is so prestigious and classy as opposed to Barstool which degrades women. But then they go throw a bikini contest, oh excuse me a swimsuit competition and act like it is somehow different from the Bikini Party we’re throwing next Saturday Night. It’s the same exact fucking thing except we don’t have Billy Costa announcing it. The bottom line is that auditioning to be a Celtics Dancers is no different than entering a Hooters Competition, Hawaiian Tropic Competition or a Stool competition. Seriously you could switch the girls in our Bikini Contest on Saturday with these girls and the only difference would be that our chicks would be a little bit hotter. And we don’t pretend to be anything we’re not. People are coming simply to ogle at the girls just like they did at this thing. But don’t tell that to the Celtics Dancers or their choreographer. Because they act like being a Celtics Dancer is like being on Broadway. Like people care about the dancing and singing and shit. It’s a joke. Bottom line is that we pay our girls more than they do and our girls are sexier and don’t have to work nearly as hard. But somehow the Stool is dirty and being a Celtics Dancer is prestigious. Give me a break.
And the funny thing is that whenever girls stop being cheerleaders or dancers they always contact us and say they’d love to do shit. It’s just the coaches and choreographers who think their shit don’t stink that drive me wild. Relax ladies. There is nothing you do that the stage manager at the Golden Banana couldn’t do either. Deal with it.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 07/24/09, 10:24 am |
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Congratulations # 22, you’ve earned a permanent spot on the Captain’s spankbank cheerleading squad. It is truly a great honor!
are you friggin kidding me? that was some of the worst “dancing” and “choreography” i have ever seen… El Prez, did YOU secretly choreograph this thing?
I like to play a fun game and try and predict which ones will develop a drug habit and end up on Reality Kings.
“they always contact us and say they’d love to do shit”. I like to do shit too.
Solid talent but I haven’t seen that many ribs since my last visit to Chili’s. Those ladies must’ve been doing some heavy duty purging before the competition.
mmm, ribs.
its like the girls at the glass slipper, they think they are dancing in vegas
Every girl in the 2nd group had a ridiculous body. I wonder if group 2 are the former/returning Celtics Dancers because that group brought their A game.
My favorites:
Group 1: Hard to choose because camera guy stays on #25.
Group 2: #10 blond at 2:24, #11brunette at 2:38, #34 amazing body, great bikini although not feeling her haircut.
Group 3: #22, #24
Somebody,please buy theses girls a sandwich!
“Damn bitch eat a steak sandwich or something”
wow how do I interview for this job! We should have a contest to see who gets to be a guest judge. http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
Everything besides the girls themselves was amateur hour…
“American Woman”, “American Girl”, “Living in America” … did someone just do a Goolge search on “America Women songs” and picked the top three results?
My 5-yr-old nephew could have done a better job videotaping.
The most boring “dances”, if you can call them that. They should have hired the wedding procession choreographer.
ctsportspicks said: { Jul 24, 2009 – 11:07:04 }
STFU. We all saw you as a guest judge at the Nathans Hot Dog eating contest. Go to the back of the line and keep trying to get idiots to pay for your picks.
Trapp you want to be a Celtics dancer?
CB2009 – none of the girls could compete with YOUR body!! daaaaammmmnnnn girl… mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
“But then they go throw a bikini contest, oh excuse me a swimsuit competition and act like it is somehow different from the Bikini Party we’re throwing next Saturday Night.”
Who is acting like its different? Are we missing something here that kicked off this hostility? This post kind of reminds me of Howard Stern when he pulls his “woe is me” routine about the FCC and shit.
I saw the dancer’s captain that was talking during the Fox interview bartending at the bell in hand last week. She was a former “wake-up” and is pretty hot.
Mctrippy,
read what I said. not the dancers. the mangers and choreographer people
Ok, I guess what I’m asking is HOW are they acting that way? Aside from being gay and wearing denim capris….
The camera work was fine. Let’s see you do a better job asshole.
seems like the camers guy had a foot fetish ….. there where more feet in that video then girls ………
jcali77 said: { Jul 24, 2009 – 11:07:38 }
I don’t want to hate on your math here but typically most girls have 2 feet. It is hard to get an even girl to foot ratio unless you are into some freaky shit.
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