Celts Vs. Bulls “BAHAHAHHA” Mortal Lock of the Century
(We’re Champions. They ain’t.)
The Bulls are favored by 3 tonight? BAHAHAHA! Well welcome home Mr. President. Seriously this is like the best present I could have ever gotten on my return to the States. I’m going to bet the entire cost of my vacation on the C’s tonight and it will be like I went on vacation for free. I mean how is this line possible? Basically by making the Bulls the favorites tonight Vegas is saying they think they are going to win this series since they’ll probably be favored in all 3 of their remaining home games. Does it get any easier than this? Yeah I know that Chicago won game 1, but give me a break. Let’s not forget that we’re the defending World Champions and they’re not. Let’s not forget that we’ve been MUCH better then them for every second of the past 2 years. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if we reel off the next 3 games in this series, but even if we don’t I’ll just keep pounding the Celts every step of the way and get rich doing it. So if you like money you’ll crush the Celtics tonight. And remember….I’ve never lost a game with a tan.
The Pick – Celts +3
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 04/23/09, 6:15 pm |




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You idiot
Normally I think EP is wrong with his mortal locks, but this is the exception.
Wow this has major douche potential.
“And remember….I’ve never lost a game with a tan. ”
Too bad you burn
Caveman with the Hitler line..
Classy.
Jesus said: { Apr 23, 2009 – 06:04:19 }
Caveman with the Hitler line..
Classy.
WOW
You’re the defending world champions minus garnett, powe, posey, brown, but with starbury.
This isn’t the type of game or spread you would bet big money on.
This is how I know elpresidente rode the short bus to school as a child. Dont go broke tonight Dipshit trying to pay for your vacation!!! You guys were LUCKY-AS-FUCK to ESCAPE with ONE win in boston, and now you are running your mouth. Tonight, Hell is about to be unleashed upon your pathetic team. Aint gonna be no rondo triple/doubles, no 25, 26 point halfs for ray allen, and for the first two games of this series, the tooth or as you people in boston refer to him as the truth-well he has been full of LIES!!!! Bulls WIN by 10+
Chi-towns Finest said: { Apr 23, 2009 – 06:04:46 }
10+??? Lay off the crack kid. Did you even watch the first two games?
Your playing in the UC, the Bulls are pretty tough there! By the way, what happened the last time the celts played there?????
more importantly, what on earth is eddie house doing to ray allen in this photo?
Yeah thats what I thought not a damn word to say!!!!!Get used to that feeling, its gonna be the same once Game 3 is over.
smoke show of the year today.
Cue the fucking Meebo!!!
I gotstah get my Rear Anal on!!!
Why of all games must you jinx this one????
why dont you play the moneyline if you’re so confident. a cool 30k should cover your trip im sure.
No way celts are winning this one. Maybe game four though.
looks like ray ray is getting the stink finger from House
bulls have heart like john starks … beantowns going down like lindsay lohan at 4am in a coke house
I remember, back in the day, when “the common man” was much less arrogant.
elpres’s mouth writes a lot a checks that his body cant cash!!! If this guy owned a funeral home, no one would die-EVER!!!! The celts wont win Game 3 or Game 4, the sooner you losers realize this the better off you ALL will be!!!! KG isn’t walking through that door, powe is done, brown is gone, and posey is on another team. This is 2009, not 2008 leave the glory days where they belong, in the past!!!!
Chi town
Boston 62-20 (Road: 27-14)
Chicago 41-41 (Home: 28-13)
So at home, the Bulls are 1 game better than the Celts on the road.
EP you really shouldn’t do this, but its not the worst bet. Only change is Powe.
So your really wrong for the most part, please go back to an IL site now. But I’m guessing you like the attention as much as you like cock (that’s a lot).
Arrogance has got nothing to do with it, you people think you have the team you had last year…well you dont, and even if you do win this series, do you really think you have a shot against Orlando or even the Cavs???? Keep dreaming bitches!!! You get to play ONE more game at home ( Game 5), I suggest you enjoy it, because it will be the last home game you play until October!!!!
like the over and boston!! good luck celtics! http://www.CTSportsPicks.com !!
One thing is for certain, you LOSERS will all stick together
If this is the best that “Chi-town” has to offer, it is in pretty sad shape.
What a tool. 50 bucks he is a 19 year old little dork from suburban Chicago going to BU on mommy and daddy’s dime.
“Yeah thats what I thought not a damn word to say!!!!!”
Because real fans know that 7 game series are won by winning 4 games, not one.
But “winning” and “Chicago sports” are two terms rarely used in the same sentence, so I wouldn’t expect anything less from this little boy.
9 turnovers in the first quarter and an 11 point deficit at home. Bulls are looking good.
You fucks can run your mouths ALL you want, the Bulls have been known to start slow at home this year, that is why they play FOUR quarters in the NBA!!! This lead means nothing-the Bulls had 9 turnovers in the first quarter, you guys should be up 20!!!
You’re an idiot.
Seriously. We are all bias but seriously, PP has 18 points right now.
18.
“You fucks can run your mouths ALL you want”
Awww, are you going to cry? I can almost hear the tears hitting your keyboard.
“This lead means nothing-the Bulls had 9 turnovers in the first quarter, you guys should be up 20!!!”
Sure, a young team at home down double digits and turning the ball over 13 times in the first half “means nothing”.
By the way, who came to a Boston based message board “running their mouth” first? I am simply responding to your drivel.
Run along little troll boy. You are making a fool of yourself.
Chi-towns Finest said: “…you guys should be up 20!!!”
It’s at 22 right now.
How’s it taste? That’s Chicago sports, I guess.
B’s make Montreal boo their team.
C’s make Chicago boo their team.
Boston: 2 World: 0
Chi-town’s finest, are you week’s MJallday?
chitownsfinest stick to the blackhawks, they at least have a chance to win their series
This game is not over!!!! Keep running your mouths, I aint going nowhere!!!!
Could someone explain to me how you can “run your mouth” on this message board? Is there a voice chat feature that I am not aware of?
25 points. Bulls look awful, Celtics can’t miss. You are right it is not over, but it might as well be.
Chicago’s immaturity is showing, both on the court and in this forum.
Chi-Town, if you do stay, can you limit the use of !!!!????
Yeah thats what I thought not a damn word to say!!!!!
I bet you thought I would just go quietly into the night-unlike just about everyone else on here, I will admit that the Bulls got there asses kicked like a narc at a biker rally. And, I will also admit I was wrong! Based on the 2 games I saw in boston, I was under the impression that they would come out guns blazin and you guys wouldn’t have a fucking prayer. 22 turnovers and 16 steals will make that not happen in a hurry. I am man enough to admit I was wrong, but I still stand behind my team. And one more thing, about tonights game, I saw some crazy-insane-jibberish about paul pierce saying he is the BEST player in the league. You guys in boston dont really believe that, do you????? He’s not even the best player on his team. I know my shit, just so you guys know, your not dealing with a novice! Good Luck in Game 4 !!!!!!
@Chi-Towns Finest
If this guy owned a funeral home, no one would die-EVER!!!!
Excellence.
BTW, I’m not sure if you invented that line (in fact, I doubt that you did) but this is the first I’ve heard it and I loved it.
Chi-towns Finest
I’ll give you props for manning up.
But your posts are PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boston sports including Bruins, Sox, Celts, Pats, and fuck it even Revs are currently on a 19 game winning streak collectively. Bruins 5-0 their last 5……Sox 7-0 their last 7……Celts 2-0 their last 2……..Pats 4-0 their last 4……and Revs……2-0 their last 2………….Boston is officially the sports capital of the Universe, we run shit we will fuck any city up in any sport, event, or contest hands down!!!!! Once again I feel really bad for anyone who doesn’t live in New England it really must suck
TO Chi-town:
I say to you as they do in Canada. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Le Fin.
“Bulls got there asses kicked like a narc at a biker rally.”
Thats the best you can come up with….another idiot trying too hard to be funny. The only “crazy-insane jibberish” is out of your fat pie hole. Go root for the cubs fuckstain
To Rman64, I am not a cubs fan fuckstain! Losers root for losers, my team has won a World Series in the last 100 years. We will win on Sunday!!! and then this is a best of 3 series. I bet before this series started you thought you guys would sweep or at the most win in 5- I ask you this, why does it even matter? Do you really think that either of these teams can beat the Cavs in a seven game series?? This is the problem because fucks like Rman64 think that this is 2008 and ITS NOT!!!! Its 2009, wake up and smell the coffee fuckstick!! It will be the Cavs and the Lakers in the Finals, and the sooner you people realize this, the better off you all will be!
» Chi-towns Finest said: { Apr 23, 2009 – 06:04:46 }
This is how I know elpresidente rode the short bus to school as a child. Dont go broke tonight Dipshit trying to pay for your vacation!!! You guys were LUCKY-AS-FUCK to ESCAPE with ONE win in boston, and now you are running your mouth. Tonight, Hell is about to be unleashed upon your pathetic team. Aint gonna be no rondo triple/doubles, no 25, 26 point halfs for ray allen, and for the first two games of this series, the tooth or as you people in boston refer to him as the truth-well he has been full of LIES!!!! Bulls WIN by 10+
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Chi-towns Finest
You are an embarrassment and a disgrace.
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