Chat Roulette Round II

pres, this shit is fucking classic, Ive had some fucked up experiences on there as well. Come across any ninjas yet?

this shit is funny as fuck, I have to try it out, and if I get some dude jerking off then I’m going to punch my screen and blame it you pres

you should rock the “BALL DONT LIE” shirt next time.

gold Jerry gold, not fagish, that line alone made it…have a smokeshow do one to see how kids react to a model appearing on their screen, “thank you god”

This will never get old

“your nose is bigger than mine bro”

classic!

That asian kid looks like a puppet too

Can you hear my dog barking???
haha this just keeps getting better

This is one of the best segments you’ve ever done. Keep it up.

“Do you know who Chris Hanson is?”

Fucking gold

do it every once in a while.
dont get roulette burnout.

hansons!!!!

fucking funny, hahah you need to switch up your clothes now, try adding a top hat to the mix, matter of fact, add a beard and the top hat and say you are El Presidente Abe Lincoln

in 3 minutes I got 5 dicks being stroked and one hanging body. this thing is a series of messy lawsuits waiting to happen.

you suck black dude.

right. do it randomly and not too often and it will stay funny as fuck.

“if looking good is unusual then i dont want to be usual”

outstanding

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Throw a sneaky Roullette out every once in a while. This is, as the Irish would say, “crack shit.”

this puts asses in the seats! I can’t wait to see you on this.

I think we are all voting wrong, at least I did, I voted 10 thinking it was good…

I have to hand it to you pres, stoolies wanted it and you delivered. The chris hanson line was classic. I agreee with Medways Finest, don’t do it too much but it could make for a good segment every once in a while, especially now that your boy menery backfired

i just want to point out the tab all the way to the right of the screen shot of the chat he was having with the Brazilian girl.

somebody should put on a tux and try to chat roulette with prez. that shit would be fucking gold.

» Mark Price said: { Feb 4, 2010 – 05:02:08 }
you suck black dude

starting to like you, anways, this is post was fucking awesome, need MORE!! Change up the tux

This will not get old … This is funny fucking shit

The Chris Hanson shit was good.

haha slideintothird thats a good spot

MOAR PLZ!

Seriously EP, what’s that link? “Teen Girl With…”? Fill us in on your fucked up mind.

Prez this chat roulette stuff is GENIUS. Hilarious. MORE!

MORE MORE MORE! It will never get hold. Your facial expressions are hilarious ta boot.

“your wife pretty” she’s alright.. hahahahaha

“I think this may be the end of chat rouletting for me.”

Right. That would be like Howard Stern getting rid of fart noises and Baba-Booey songs. Not happening. Dump the Celtics and Bruins blogs first, which put 98% of us to sleep. This tops everything you’ve ever done. God has smiled upon you.

You’re in a honeymood period with this. Bang the fuck out of ChatRoulette for the next few weeks on a daily basis. After that, once a week, only posting the best ones.

How do you capture images like that?

Wow, good eye Slideintothird…. anyone wanna take bets? Teen Girl Webcam or Teen Girl Wets Panties?

this is the best blog on here – mix it up but keep it going!! this shit is great!

Is it just me or does Prez look a little hurt in the chat when the brosephs call him 40?

Prez, I would do this daily once a week, but edit and only post once a week so we get the best ones.

dont know why you would abandon the chat roulette gig, i think its some of ur best work thus far

You should try out all kinds of different fucked up costumes.
Also, you should get the first lady to stand topless nexxxt to you.

hey crazy joe, exactly how often do you chat if you chat “daily once a week”

guess thats why the call u crazy joe

fukcin told ya dude. less funny than the first time and next will be less funny than this. you can be on thaT SHIT ALL the time but just provide us the choice pieces ONCE a week.

and what? no dirty talk to hot brazilian chick? homo

i think you’re just funny looking thats why this works so well

THANK YOU Al Gore for inventing the internet!

By far the funniest thing I’ve seen on this site.

Way to piss off the Arab kid. Now he’s going to find out where you live and try to blow up his balls in the AstroVan.

Hey Cumstein.. where’d you hijack that name from?

KEEP IT COMIN…this shit is hilarious

dude how you runnin into all these foreigners? me and my buds got this smokeshow to show us her tits last night… it was awesome

“Let me ask you this. Is it weird that I just showered and put gel in my hair to go on Chat Roulette? ” hahahaha you need to do more of this i cant stop laughing

“Your nose is bigger than mine bro”

fucking hilarious man, keep up the good work

i like how chat roulette knows how creepy it is. when you press disconnect it says “looking for a random stranger…”

The nose comment was fucking money.

MOAR!!

Rstoom12 meant that he got connected to a guy with dick in hand and was real happy. I doubt he has buds or has seen smokeshows tits

This is just classic. Great stuff Pres…

The “your nose is bigger than mine bro” look on your face and chat will possibly go down as the funniest thing I have ever seen. No way you can give this up although chat roulette submissions could be good–the legal issues probably shoot that down though. There has already been an issue with underage girls showing their tits, it’s gonna get interesting.

I’m not supposed to use the internet because I’m a registered sex offender but I got around it. Checked this site out. Every fifth user is a dude beating his dick. Funny.

yeah definitly stay off this shit after 10pm, unless your the black dude from brockton

royal t i bet this is your favorite site. all those dudes schwackin it for free! now you don’t gotta pay to watch it anymore!

Your best bit dude..original and genius..you just need to mix up the costumes bro…show up with a stache tomorrow…I’d go out right now and pretend like your buying Halloween Costumes for 50 people. Work this thing to the ground..the tux was a nice start..tomorrow be shirtless covered in grease with a wig…classic.

First lady will be pissed when she finds out you’ve been chat rouletting and saying shes “just alright”

this is pure classic shit here pres….please do not slow down with this…are u kidding? everyday you should have some weird ass outfit on…pure entertainment

Dave…

I’ve been on this site since 2006 and this is by far the funniest stuff I’ve ever read.

“Your nose is bigger than mine” = HOF

Pres, i respected you before for your blogging talents, but this shit just put you in the stratosphere of blogging. I don’t know why i find this shit so hilarious but the tuxedo is fucking die-hard funny. Plus the fact that you constantly puff your chin out is hysterical. Keep this shit up, you could almost start another blog just about this roulette shit, and who cares if your recognized by your readers, shit is hysterical. The other 50% more than makes up for the missing convo’s. Keep up the work pres, and tell the first lady she sleeps with a thug (in the caucasian defenition of the word, i.e. a person who runs shit).

icowboy…agreed and I like most of this shit on here…..oh and what the fuck is a quidy mate? fuckin dundee

El Pres make it a weekly post. do it on the weekends and compile your best screenshots of the week. keep it up this is hilarious!!

This is the best shit ever. Classic comments!

you just gotta hang in there, seen a couple pussies gettin stroked in my 15 minutes spent on there and one couple fucking

The tuxedo fucking makes this. Classic.

This is great possibly best thing in stool history. Keep em coming

» bigplaywillieclay said: { Feb 4, 2010 – 06:02:51 }

yeah definitly stay off this shit after 10pm, unless your the black dude from brockton

dont get it

Haha! Great stuff! Trust me, if you didn’t sport a face only a mother could love, this probably wouldn’t be as funny. Your facial expression are money, kid!

Pleaseeeeeee keep doing this it’s fucking HILARIOuS

Hey EP, is the First Lady house shopping with Madison?

just tried this, was funny at first, then you have mad penis’ jumping out at you like no tomorrow, Adam Lambert type of site

Keep it up!! We want more!!!

your a donut puncher and the most dicks are late night after 10pm.

Just saw the Pres all all tucked in, and he skipped me!

You: hi
You: did you hear about the pope?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what pope?
You: the pope of the roman catholic church
Stranger: I dont know
You: he died today
You: waterskiing
You: theyre gonna burn him and sell the ashes on ebay
Stranger: where are you from？
You: the catholics are pissed about it
You: maine
You: theyre also selling his nintendo
Stranger: yes
You: and all his games
You: duckhunt was his favorite

The suit is awesome el pres. But I’ll recommend wearing other stuff sometimes. Like a costume or mask.

epic.

rodney’s winning the race to hell

post the chats with the naked hot bitches and less of the ones with little boys and this segment will reach “crack shit” epic-ness.

Gold!

I love the ideas people got to rock the barstool shirts and get a smokeshow to chat along with you…

Definitely need more!

How about a ChaT Roulette Fake Tux T-Shirt?

EP, don’t stop…believing! Your face when you come upon the staring contest creep: platinum motherfucker!

is el pres into kiddy porn? what website is teen girl wit…

GOLD! I’m thinking every thursday to take us into the weekend.

btw, tux is what makes this. why’d you buy it though? kinda gay if your keeping it for sentimental reasons.

Cue the fucking Duck Boats with this shit man!!!!

I went on that Chat Roulette and I’m pretty sure I saw “It” on there.

Pretty funny, a Girlfriend and I went on this last night. We were just whipping through cameras with her showing her tits. It was hilarious to see guys faces light up when they saw boobs instead of a dick. Awesome.
Everytime we got to a girl they were all uptight about boobs, like they were seeing Rocky Dennis not boobs..
Pretty awesome seeing some of the Troops overseas. She put on a good show for the troops

HOLY FUCK.

I haven’t laughed that hard since the news said men envy Tom Brady more for his hair than the fact he’s fucking Gisele.

I saw that guy hanging from the ceiling-
I asked him how it was hanging and the bastard didnt respond.
SO RUDE!

I have to hand it to some of the perverts…they are creative. My roommate I got peen our second click in after a troop of asian girls ‘next’d’ us..we didn’t let that us deter us and the next click was just an empty cup in a sad little room. We thought it might be some sort of metaphor or lame art..but instead…the camera shifts – floppy old dick. Awesome. But I have to say, got us to stay on longer than most.

Although the aftershocks are bad…in my meeting just now I covered my face when our marketing director stood up. You. just. don’t. know.

Also: lots of people taking polls of how many ‘dicks vs. tits’ they’ve seen…then of course ask to see our tits. LOTS of kids in college dorms, lots of lonely pensive boys laying in bed just wanting to read some poetry or talk about the point of it all…and then the 17 year old boy that told us how young and ‘ur cute’ we were…and gave two ol’ girls something to giggle about. Sigh..Stranger in skull cap…

Not to beat a dead horse, but this shit is classic. Keep up the chat roulette!

This shit is amazing. The Chris Hanson line had me in tears. Please do not ever stop making these.