Check Out This Redneck Mud Bog Wedding
DM - The bride wore camouflage — Mossy Oak Break-Up, to be exact. And she was ferried to the altar in the back of a Ford F-250 monster truck. And the altar wasn’t an altar at all — more like a big muddy hole. Two self-described ‘rednecks’ married last weekend at a ‘hichin’ party’ at the Hog Waller Mud Bog in rural Palatka, Florida, amid dozens of roaring trucks and 1,000 cheering spectators.
God love the South. As much as I try to hate them, they keep reeling me back in. I don’t give a fuck if they’re an absolute trainwreck, I love them. Kinda like the drunk uncle who always shows up and ruins some family gathering, but you still hope he comes because he keeps it interesting. Like this is exactly what I expect from the South. When I go to the beach I expect to see people in bathing suits. When I go skiing I expect to see people in ski jackets. And when I show up at the Hog Waller Mud Bog I expect to see a haggard bitch in a camo dress getting married to her brother in the back of an F-250. Don’t even need the “Save the Date.” Just par for the course.
PS – pretty nice of the photographer to crop out the black dude they’re dragging behind that ATV. Makes it a lot more romantic.
have you not seen my big fat redneck wedding on CMT? amazing. the show up gypsie weddings on TLC is tight too. jail bird city. and the PS is hilarious.
show on* fack
300,000 yankees is stiffed in Southern dust
we got 300,000 before they conquered us
they died of Southern fever, and Southern steel and shot
I wish they were 3 million, instead of what we got
I can’t pick up my pistol and fire rounds no more
but I ain’t gonna love em, now that is certain sure
and I don’t want no pardon for what I is and am
I won’t be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn
fastest post after a bad post ever!
So how long do they have until that spaceship lands on their farm and that giant cockroach wears Kodie’s skin as a suit/disguise?
cropped out black guys
Can we let the South secede again? We promise, we’ll let them go this time…
“American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God.”
any of you northerners can come down any time you like, I promise you you’ll be treated with more respect from strangers down here than any of your coworkers or friends do up there. Good eatin as well
Terrell Suggs might miss entire raven season
sometimes i wish we lost the civil war because the south would be a crazy place.
no drinking age
gambling and prostitution legal
everyone must go to church and pray to jesus
black people still slaves
I would vacation there minus the jesus
@ phuckin…no phuckin thanks PHUCK the south
fuck yo feitelberg you made me laugh for once
From a distance she looks pretty good. Up close she looks like grade A white trash, complete with snaggletooth. Is there ANY chance these two don’t live in a trailer?
wow, this just screams my cousin…the jacked F250 and all. but his gf/fiance would qualify as a smoke, but would totally be down for some dumb shit like this.
Judging by her hands, I’m guesing the bride could
change an oil filter or flat tire with her bare hands.
#BestHandieEver?
Looks like fun to me. Better than doing the same – slide to the right slide to the left and YMCA bs they do at every single wedding. This looks like a wedding you could go to where you don’t have to apologize the next day for ruining it because you downed 16 Bud Lights while hanging out with people you don’t know because your girlfriend is in the wedding
that daywalker getting married is blinding me..
Shit, I would have preferred this to my actual wedding. And it would have saved us a small fortune.
Best. Fuckin. Thing. You’ve. Ever. Written. Bravo Feits! I love the south. Don’t let this shit fool you. Southern women are fuckin smokes
its funny but these ppl account for the 30% that dont divorce
finally feitelberg