Chelsea Man Convicted of Raping His Roomates Bunny Rabbit
Bostonherald – Animal lovers be warned – this report is not for the squeamish. Abel Aguirre, 38, of Chelsea was convicted yesterday of animal cruelty for having sex with his roommate’s rabbit, the Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office said. He faces up to 2 years in the House of Correction and a $2,500 fine at sentencing today. Aguirre assaulted the rabbit June 1, 2008, district attorney spokesman Jake Wark said. Aguirre’s roommate told investigators she came home and found blood and clumps of rabbit fur on the bathroom floor and a claw belonging to the bunny. In Aguirre’s room, she found a used condom with rabbit fur on it. The rabbit was injured and bleeding. “My jaw hit the floor,” one juror said about the disturbing testimony. The rabbit has died, but not of its injuries, Wark said.
Hey at least he used a condom right? That was considerate. Seriously though how do you rape a bunny? I mean I’ve never really looked at a rabbit in a sexual way before (okay once) but I got to imagine it’s got a tiny vagina. So this dude must have like a pencil dick or something. Either way he only got 2 years for this? Yeah I know the rabbit was acting all cute and slutty but come on. How much more fucked in the head can you be than this? Do we really want rabbit rapers roaming the street with us? No thanks. It’s bad enough that Kobe is free.
PS – I’m not buying for a second that this rabbit’s death was unrelated to the rape. You get raped by a human and that shit sticks with you for life.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 01/8/10, 11:24 am |
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kobe is always up for a good raping. that rabbit may have a bit too much black in it tho for kobe’s liking.
since when is fucking a rabbit illegal?
Someone please kill Abel.
mmmm muttonchops
Mark Price, remember when we were in this awesome VHS together?
http://www.amazon.com/Nba-Superstars-3-VHS-NBA-Superstars/dp/6303058825
He was just looking for a little “hare” pie.
bottom line: it shouldn’t have dressed like that
“The rabbit has died, but not of its injuries, Wark said.”
wow he must have a small pecker , no damage?
who has a pet rabbit? …..seriously.
“The rabbit has died, but not of its injuries, Wark said.”
what the fuckk?? was this the pet of that double atomic bomb survivor?? how does a rat bleed from being raped by a human penis and not die??? what the fuck??
what up kemp?!?! the good ol’ days…think we can get that on blu-ray?
He must love Easter
Video was tight but I remember your section being awful. All layups and bounce passes set to the music of Soul Asylum. My section was all alley oops and banging chicks with Pearl Jam. White men cant jump I guess.
Fudd finally caught bugz
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
I’m looking forward to some good rabbit-boning talk on the BSS Power Hour today.
you speak the truth brah, but you can’t even begin to come at me at the free throw line, shooting %, assists, or any other catagory that requires any sort of skill set. you did dominate the bastard children and swinging from things catagories tho. you should come to church with me this sunday…i can save you. jars of clay 4-life. amen.
wow people r messed up…reminds me of the show 1000 ways to die…dude hooked a cow heart up to a car battery to get it to pulsate…then he screwed a ventricle on the heart got electricuted and died…im not sure which is worse…the bunny or the cow heart
So does this guy have to register as a sex offender or is he off the hook because it was a rabbit not a person?
On another note: Ladies, think very seriously before you have a guy roommate. If he can’t fuck you, he may fuck whatever else you have in the house.
But was the rabbit of age? If so, I blame the rabbit. I always say, you can’t live with the bitches and not end up fucking one of them.
But was the bunny into anal?
I smell a new tee shirt for the store, “Bunny don’t lie!!!” best seller for sure.
You know that shit was tight.
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