Chick Force Feeds Herself 5,000 Calories A Day Trying To Become The Fattest Fetish Model On The Internet
Mirror – While many young women are desperately dieting to drop the pounds, one girl is force-feeding herself with a funnel in a bid to become as fat as possible. Tammy Jung, 23, was once a healthy eight-stone teenager who wore skinny jeans, loved playing volleyball and going out with friends. But in a bizarre reversal of a crash diet, Tammy turned her back on her slim good looks, and spends her days indoors stuffing herself with fried chicken, donuts and whole blocks of cheese. She even allows boyfriend Johan Ubermen, 28, to pour ice cream milkshakes down her throat, in an attempt to put away 5,000 calories a day. Tammy’s frightening diet has seen her weight soar 3.5 stones every six months, and she now weighs a hefty 16.5 stones. The once svelte young woman is piling on the pounds to earn money as a Big Beautiful Woman on internet websites and hopes to one day top 30 stone.
(for idiots like me, 1 stone = 14 lbs)
We all have dreams. Some of us want to be an astronaut or ball player. Some want to own a company or be a rock star. Well this fat dump right here wants her boyfriend to feed her funnels of milkshakes so creeps on the internet can jerk off to her rolls. That’s her goal in life. For somebody to say to her “Congratulations Ms. Jung, you’re the fattest slut on the internet.” See these are the kind of stay at home work opportunities that the world wide web has given us. Whether you’re a blogger sitting on your couch in your boxers like me, or a gigantically obese cam whore flirting with heart disease, these are the opportunities we have in 2013. God bless Al Gore for inventing this shit!
PS – What do you think goes through the boyfriend’s head when he’s feeding her funnels of milkshakes? Is he into it or just trying to kill her off?