Chick Rapping For 2 Minutes While She Does Pelvic Thrusts Taking You Into The Weekend
It was either this or that disgusting chick who ate her tampon. But that video makes me puke and this one makes me beat off so I went with this. Is it too much to ask for a couple smokes to wear a yellow leotard and do this routine at our Blackouts? Is that asking too much?
Pres your wife is hot, I really like her pearl necklace in this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE214raegY0
Sounds more like a poetry slam while pretending to get slammed
I would love to fuck her….and by her I mean Renee
I’ve heard the videos she starred in before she turned 18 are way better.
Pres your kid is gonna end up deep throating a guy named Pasqulae in your basement to even out all of your smut peddling.. There you go new trend started, happy?
RTBIGD that video is gold
Looks like a horse and when I mean horse I mean Renee.
In other notes that videos gonna go viral… I wonder if this was El Pres’ plan from the get go… Very sneaky pres and genius.
The barstool staff definitely does this at the office…faggots!
Renee going in for a kiss
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tOpiLf9F5ys/UMSAvLPAz1I/AAAAAAAASEA/gfu4TvIqR1E/s1600/smiling horse.jpg
i masturbate to the same cadence, this video was made for me!
Shit retro porn and whatnot doesn’t usually get my motor running, but this one has my dick in 6th gear.
i’m typically turned off by videos/pics of 80s chicks but i would cockslap that cameltoe without any hesitation.
Socks don’t stand a chance against this broad!
Renee when Pres is at work…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAFzndSWhBg
Remember when you read all of the Renee jokes Prez that you brought this on yourself. Stoolies like to watch the world burn.
Saturday morning when PORTNOSE went to the lobby desk at the Parke Hotel, the desk clerk mentioned that Renee had already obtained her key and was waiting in the room. Portnose was scared but pleased that she showed up. In the elevator he began to wonder if he should have been so bold about expecting sex. What if she is too old or even worse, too young? What if she is unattractive? He quickly dispelled the latter because she had mentioned in one of her letters that she had seen him looking at her body.
When he opened the door to the hotel room and stepped in he could detect a hint of her perfume. Damn! Shalimar, his favorite. He knew someone who wore that all the time. He stepped into the living room and his suspicion was confirmed Renee was already on her knees sucking off a 1,300 pound horses gigantic erection. The nearly 14 ounces of horse cum was flowing from her mouth like a fountain.
Saturday morning when PORTNOSE went to the lobby desk at the Parke Hotel, the desk clerk mentioned that Renee had already obtained her key and was waiting in the room. Portnose was scared but pleased that she showed up. In the elevator he began to wonder if he should have been so bold about expecting sex. What if she is too old or even worse, too young? What if she is unattractive? He quickly dispelled the latter because she had mentioned in one of her letters that she had seen him looking at her body.
When he opened the door to the hotel room and stepped in he could detect a hint of her perfume. Damn! Shalimar, his favorite. He knew someone who wore that all the time. He stepped into the living room and his suspicion was confirmed Renee was already on her knees sucking off a 1,300 pound horses gigantic erection. The nearly 14 ounces of horse cum was flowing from her mouth like a fountain.
Hey Portnose you are nearly 40 years old and have no kids with your wife. Why?
Why do u hang out with college kids at blackout “foam” parties? With “smokes”?
Oh that’s right you are a fcking LOSER peddling t shirts
Lmao
Hey Portnose you are nearly 40 years old and have no kids with your wife. Why?
Why do u hang out with college kids at blackout “foam” parties? With “smokes”?
Oh that’s right you are a fcking LOSER peddling t shirts
Lmao
You stupid stupid motherfuckers. “Chick”?? That’s fuckin Traci Lords assholes. Portnoy you run a site that prides itself on smokes and porn stars and you don’t give credit where credit is due. And no I’m not some old fuckin 45 yr old dude who was in his 20s when traci came out I’m in my fuckin 20s. Fucking amazing.
Her lips move, but I can’t her what she’s saying……
Early 90′s just doin the damn thing.
may i suggest watching the workout sluts video that pops up after… holy shit i could watch that all day
i wanna see these girls do this routine at blackout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STnzQ7ZvNqU&feature=player_embedded
I paused that shit at least 20 times.
cakefartz4LIFE, Traci Lords, eh? Excellent detective work. Didn’t see that on the fucking title of the video you unbelievable assclown.
“Feel the tightness in your rear – muscles soon will appear” Well actually when I felt the tightness I just came all over myself. Checked for muscles. Nope.
Salami nipples