Chick Tries Her Hardest To Die On Slip N Slide At Coachella
These Coachella fools have no idea how to handle a spinal cord injury. You don’t try to make her stand up. You stabilize the neck, put her on a stretcher and hope she gives the crowd a thumbs up on the way out the door. Maybe cop a feel. That’s how it’s done.

looks like she stuck that fucking landing
OBAMA 2012 bitches
Is she doing the second one topless or does it fall off? Does everyone else see titties as she is flying through the air?
her bottoms come off too…
Looked like a hot Dodo trying to fly
27 secs bikini is off
WNBA Draft running diary, Most overrated NFL player…some Michael Scott…
http://thenineroute.blogspot.com/
biggest fag on barstool, other than elpres is carlsweetchuck , FACT
Pause it at 22 seconds, she is completely naked.
@otwisted HAHAHA holy shit. Her top is around her rib cage and her bottoms are around her ankles.
paralyzed and naked is not a good look.
I’m in tears picturing her completely naked in a neck stabilizer strapped to a board while she gives the thumbs up to the spectators with grass stains all over her tits.
She absolutely lost her suit on that 1st jump. bottoms are around her knees and that top is around her waste. Good spot man_bear_pig
best naked chick/spinal injury combo I’ve seen in years.
Where the fuck has ItsMurda been? That guy was the funniest commenter here.
nip slip mid nose dive
I disagree. Carl Sweetchuck has some funny shit to say out here. Will I am Not is just a blowhard with zero redeeming qualities and nothing funny to say. I just skip his posts because I know there’s just nothing there but an internet loser screaming for attention he clearly never got as a young child. Obama 2012? Pllffrrtttt.
I’m almost positive this girls from my town. She does like ass play. No sarcasm.
At least she wore a helmet for the first run
Right, how could that have possibly gone wrong?
Rub some dirt on it.
Guys in case you didnt know, Sal Mainella = Carl Sweetchuck
what a fucking loser, OMG HAHA fucking ass clown, biggest joke
Carl let me know when you want to throw down for real, ill fucking smash your face in you cunt
shame if this flying naked chick is a quad now. I slowed down the slow mo to see those titties and it was worth every milisecond
quick question…do people use the message board regularly on here?
promoting quadroplegic rape culture at it’s finest
girls have bushes again?
at 18 seconds there are 3 frames. One where you see titties and shear look of terror on her face, one where you see titties and bare ass and one where you see titties and blurry shaved vag…while she breaks her neck on the inflatable whale
@TheCheat yes, ran into one. Freaked me the fuck out and didn’t know what to do.
@thecheat, the day that bush comes back is the day i retire from the game, hahaha. not everything from the late 80s/early 90s needs to come back in style.
this chick didn’t catch a spinal, she looks like she was moving but needed some assistance. damn lucky too. definitely gonna have a helluva sprained neck though.
dustinbrady1215, been here since 2006, never used it once, didnt even know they had one
@ DRO MAN please tell me you love Obama, arent you half black like him?
well, honestly, i don’t generally vote. i’m gonna do what i do regardless, who the president is won’t affect me too much. with the stuff that’s out of my control, i’m gonna get screwed by republicans, i’m gonna get screwed by the democrats, so who the fuck cares. i happened to vote last time around b/c i wanted to get weed decriminalized, cuz that can directly affect me. while i was there, i voted Obama. i don’t follow politics, so i don’t know much about any of them, but i decided it was time to help break the streak of old white men. other than that, i make every attempt to stay completely ignorant of all politics.
Her top became a belt and her bottoms became socks. For some reason, even though there are millions of hotter, more naked chicks on the internet, it’s so exciting to find a youtube tittie.
I have NO idea how this chick didn’t break her neck. i watched it in slow mo and her chin is about to hit first while her entire body is still above her.
Last time the Dro Man voted there was a Civil War.
OMFG i had a feeling you were going to come back with, voting is for the birds, i only vote on american idol, but that was close enough hahha
LMFAO @ stro dro jokes are the shit on here, we just need elpres to drop his name in a blog now
She’s gonna feel that when the X wears off…
Lincoln/Johnson ’60 “hey, is it just us, or is this slavery thing kinda messed up?”
love me some stro jokes…still pissing myself days later from the “dro gave me his autograph once, but it ascended straight to heaven…” A+
LMFAO yeah, you and stro are forever linked bro, along with tire iron and hassleback
you need a twitter page yesterday DRO MAN
stro, you stealing my ass-play material now? C’mon man, you’re better than that.
It was a dedication, not stolen. Though seriously I think this I know this girl and my buddy threw it in her ass. Been staring at the frozen image trying to see her face because I’m nearly positive shes from my town.
LOL @ stro, that is awesome when you see a slut you know online or on tv bro
Well, if that’s true please try and get me her number. I would have no problem throwing it in her paralyzed ass. I don’t discriminate when it comes to ass-play.
hahaha, probably better to shield the world from my thoughts and keep it quarantined here on BSS, everyone here is already tainted. plus i’m not famous/hetero.
rexisfat, i hear you can really gape the fuck out of a paralyzed asshole.
how do you watch a youtube video in super-slow mo?
Even though they pulled the video off youtube here is the chick from another angle. Top off sitting in the pool at the end.
http://senorgif.memebase.com/2012/04/19/funny-gifs-coachella-slip-and-slide/
No doubt, Dro… no doubt.
nothing like a grassburned coochh
PROMOTING RAPE CULTURE!!!!
hahaha i love the fact all her clothes just come right off before she bangs neck into a fuckin blow up floatie and flips in to a pool….whatever, id check it out.
Nothing funnier than internet tough guys