Re-Enactment Of Chicks Meeting El Pres in Nantucket
Jeez, it’s like Nantucket chicks have never seen a smut peddler from the big city before. I mean bitches were pushing Hal Gill, Mike Dunleavy, John Kerry and Bill Belichick out of the way to get at my dick yesterday. Relax ladies. There is plenty of cock to go around I promise. Just hit me up when the First Lady isn’t looking and we’ll make this shit happen.
PS – Seriously though I go away for 2 fucking hours in the afternoon and all hell breaks loose. We got asshole commenter’s ripping the Narragansett Ass Winner so much so now that she wants me to take her photos down and I don’t blame her either. I mean I give the Stoolies an inch of responsibility and they abuse the hell out of it. Not to mention Jenna posts a fucking viral video that is taking over the internet without putting a Barstool logo on it. Viva La Stool indeed. No more taking Friday’s off for at least 5 years. Learned my lesson the hard way. When the Pres is away the mice shall play.
jesus christ girl calm down, it’s only ichiro and you know he is averaging about 2-3 inches on a good day.
glad to see you’re actually in Nantucket and not being force fed a cockmeat sandwich
what were the comments about best can? commnets are off now, were they one for awhile?
really? cuz her ass is perfect…
Most of the comments were about her looking young, which she kind of does, but that being said her can is spectacular and i would spank it like a bad baby.
She was hot as shit. I mean she’s definitely no older than 20. Probably younger. But even so, that’s nothing to be ashamed about. In 10 years she’ll be thanking good she looks young.
Yeah that chick is smoking, I don’t get how anyone could say she doesn’t have a nice face. Face is a 9, body 10.
i blame devlin. there’s a reason he’s an intern and not el prez. dude let shit go awol
and correction, jenna posted it, but chris slade spread it faster than crabs
Chris Slade have you just been sitting on posts talking yourself up since Friday? You’re worse than lebron dude. Self praise is no praise buddy
says the intern who stole my video to make his post better. shapow
putting a picture of that chick up is like posting the upper body of a well operated tranny and then revealing the hog down below after everyone’s jerked it
Yo your just fucking around Pickett right. I mean this chick maybe has a 5 face. Thinking she has a 9 face is just fucking retarded
seriously, face was busteddd
Yea dude the ass is a 9, the face is a 6 at best. She isn’t that great looking. That being said 18+ I would slam it.
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The chick with the can has at least a 7-8 face and a 9+ can. I would bang the shit out of her and brag about it. No one looks great in amateur over the shoulder shots. I bet if you see her out on a Friday night she looks like a 10. All you homos need to shut the fuck up before you ruin a good thing.
Lackey is really earning his $16,500,000 this year. Fucking bum….
Pres, you basically gave the keys to the inmates to run the asylum aka The Stool. So what else did you think was going to happen with you not telling everyone that you were taking off? Delvin didn’t give much info so Eh Eh.
The broad that won the Can contest must’ve gotten a gallon of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream after reading all those comments about her. I wish her good luck.
Yeah didn’t steal it though, actually gave credit to the Stoolies and said it was better than the video I picked. You keep being god’s gift to internet commenters though, you deserve it fella.
thats because Jenna is a booze-bag bimbo. Nantucket sucks anyway, bunch of pompus asses !
Anyone who thought the Naragansett can contest chick from yesterday wasn’t completely hot is not only insane, but they should be forever banned from the comment section. She was smoking.
Naragansett chic was SMMOOOOKKKKIIIIIINnnnn!!!1 I mean, her face looked like it belonged on a runway somewhere that I could never get into…and her ass???? WOW!!!
You are “ON” Nantucket not “IN” Nantucket you dipshit
Hal Gill, Mike Dunleavy, John Kerry and Bill Belichick and you?
Has there ever been a bigger collection of overrated douches? Besides the 2007 pats of course.
Comments were loaded with people saying the Can chick is no older than 16. A lot of people were bagging on her as well. Most began making the assumption that the PI was on to Ep because of underage chicks having their photos posted on The Stool.
Now there are duplicate Jenna videos on YouTube — first by Jenna, second posted by ElPres with the logo. What’s up with that?
Jmcnutty that is 100% the gayest comment I’ve read “on” the stool
Say what you want, it’s just another example of Prez not beaing able to speak English but still pretending to be a “writer”
*being
It is like saying I am on Connecticut
that can was the tits…chick looks like a total slut and if ya checking this out sweetheart holla at cha boy flowjob
» Miamihurricanes said: { Jul 10, 2010 – 11:07:45 }
Jmcnutty that is 100% the gayest comment I’ve read “on” the stool
Well if it’s gay to be right then I don’t want to be……
……fuck….this is a tough one….
on..in..who gives a flying fuck. jenna is getting too much credit for that video. i think that lamponelli broad is the only chick to make me grin. chicks aren’t funny. barry bonds was a nasty hitter. i am hung like a red wiffle ball bat.
saw this fella tonight, can attest to his callings – the women flocked at the wharf
wait, people go to Mariners’ games? is Milton Bradley really that good?
So did Kayla expect to get an invite the SI Swimsuit photo shoot? She posed for Barstool in her undies with a bag of garbage at her feet. We didn’t degrade her… she degraded herself…
P.S. I have more respect for Jenna now that I have seen that video. Well done. Keep piling on the makeup.
I think Delvin needs to be promoted to NYC Barstool and demote Scot’t to intern.
I think that will fix all of life’s problems
Get off your soap box Pres. Blaming the commenters because the Can Girl has low self esteem? Or because you were the one who posted pics of a minor? I suppose its our fault you have man tits and love adam lambert too! Doesn’t surprise me you can’t man up and admit when you are wrong!
FYI..I said the chick was hot.
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