Jeez, it’s like Nantucket chicks have never seen a smut peddler from the big city before. I mean bitches were pushing Hal Gill, Mike Dunleavy, John Kerry and Bill Belichick out of the way to get at my dick yesterday.    Relax ladies. There is plenty of cock to go around I promise.   Just hit me up when the First Lady isn’t looking and we’ll make this shit happen.

PS – Seriously though I go away for 2 fucking hours in the afternoon and all hell breaks loose.  We got asshole commenter’s ripping the Narragansett Ass Winner so much so now that she wants me to take her photos down and I don’t blame her either.   I mean I give the Stoolies an inch of responsibility and they abuse the hell out of it. Not to mention Jenna posts a fucking viral video that is taking over the internet without putting a Barstool logo on it. Viva La Stool indeed. No more taking Friday’s off for at least 5 years. Learned my lesson the hard way. When the Pres is away the mice shall play.