Foxnews – It’s the basis for some of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time — The Terminator, Back to the Future, Black Knight, just to name a few. But if you ever find yourself in China wanting to check out what Bill and Ted were up to last week, forget it. Time travelling is banned. China’s State Administration for Radio, Film and Television has been decided that TV shows that deal with changing history “lack positive thoughts and meaning.” “The time-travel drama is becoming a hot theme for TV and films,” it says. “But its content and the exaggerated performance style are questionable.” “Many stories are totally made-up and are made to strain for an effect of novelty,” they claim. They casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation.”

Those Commie bastards! See this is why I couldn’t live in China. Because I just couldn’t put up with this shit. Yes, “many time travel stories are totally made up and lack positive thoughts and meaning.” I agree, but the key word here is “many.” What about the ones that aren’t? Why should those people suffer? Don’t you see the problem with banning all time travel stories in one broad stroke like this? That’s the type of shit that gives Communism a bad name. You can’t punish honest time traveler’s for the mistakes of others. For shame China. For shame. Somewhere in a dark alley Scott Baccula weeps.  Yes that show fucking ruled.

PS – I see you Eve.