Shanghaiist – In honour of World AIDS Day on December 1st, contestants gathered in Shenzhen for China’s (and potentially the world’s) first ‘Wankathon’. Sponsored by sex-toy manufacturer Aihuirun.com (definitely NSFW). Masked and with their genitals discreetly hidden, 10 men masturbated their hearts out, entertained by scantily clad models who danced around with sex toys and inflatable dolls. The organisers said the event is intended to emphasise Chinese sexual freedom and promote masturbation as a safe, zero-risk-of-getting-HIV form of release. A banner at the event read “China’s first jack-off competition”.

Fucking China. Just when you think they’ve done all the crazy and weird shit there is to do they go and hold a jerk off contest on World Aids Day where a bunch of creeps in masks beat their dick to a blow-up doll. I guess their message is that you can’t contract AIDS when you only masturbate and fuck inflatable sex toys? OK, that works in theory I suppose. I think eventually nobody in Asia will be having sex with humans anymore. Definitely looks like that’s the path they’re heading down.

My question is were the masks to hide their identities or part of what gets those freaks off? Definitely part of the whole kink for them right? Some Eyes Wide Shut shit right there. Freaky, awkward, creepy and odd. Chinese sex life in a nutshell.