DM – A fun-loving boyfriend decided to surprise his partner by posting her an unusual present – himself. But the joke went horribly wrong when the delivery was delayed and he almost suffocated to death. Hu Seng, from Chongqing city, southern China, got a friend to tape him into a box, which he had paid a courier firm to deliver to his partner, Li Wang. In a horrifying twist of fate, however, the unsuspecting couriers mixed up the address and instead of 30 minutes in the sealed box, Mr Seng was trapped inside for nearly three hours. the box had very little air inside and was too thick for Mr Seng to make a hole in it. By the time the package had arrived at his girlfriend’s office – where a friend was waiting to record her surprise on camera – Mr Seng had passed out and had to be revived by paramedics.

Do girls understand what they’re doing yet? What their obsession with grand romantic gestures is doing to the male population? Girls dream of fairy tale romance and it’s turned all men into a bunch of idiot one-uppers. We keep getting pressured into being more romantic and more over the top then the next guy. With all kinds of ring hiding tricks and jumbotron and flash mob proposals, as if that’s the only way a girl will accept you love them. Well now we’re here. With dudes trusting the least trust-worthy service to deliver themselves to their loved ones. Girls, don’t be mad when you rip open your surprise package and find nothing but a broken heart and your boyfriend suffocated to death with lungs full of packing peanuts. You did this.