Chinese Invent Inflatable Bra

 

 

Reebok has to be kicking themselves right now huh?    I mean this should have been a no brainer for them after they came out with the Reebok pumps in the mid 80’s.    Like they already had the technology.   How do you not put them in bras?    It just seems like the obvious next step right?   Apparently not.    

Seriously though I never understand the point of shit like this.    Ok so you trick dudes into thinking you got gigantic boobs.  Then what happens when you start hooking up and your magic tits suddenly deflate and are all saggy and shit?    It’s the old bait and switch.

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  11/9/09, 4:51 pm    | 

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» CptKballs said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 05:11:24 }

Tony Massaroti sounds like Mickey fucking mouse. Someone turn the bass up on his mic or something.

» TwoFingerTacoTango said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 05:11:33 }

Noitslameeverythingislame

» LEGALDEALER said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 05:11:30 }

THATS THE SNEAKIEST SHIT SINCE PEARL HARBOR!

» CptKballs said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 05:11:39 }

There’s nothing lame about two half naked hot chinese girls. I don’t care if they have a hard time with their “r”s.

» badgermit said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 05:11:34 }

the chinese market is going to be huge. literally 95% of the chicks in china have no tits at all.

but I have a complaint about this ad…clearly it is false advertising…the boobs themselves are clearly growing – and that just can’t happen.

and – they seem to be marketing it towards working professional women who will never be “found out”, EP. They just want a promotion – not cock.

» GoHomeAndGetYourFuckingShinebox said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 05:11:23 }

Is that 1st photo a Halloween costume or normal street corner attire?

» Leroy said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 06:11:47 }

You don’t understand why women would want this, Pres? Well, I’ll tell you what they want. They want nothin’. They want nothing, alright? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, ever. And to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is… is just bogus.

» CptKballs said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 08:11:46 }

And that really grinds my gears.

» Areushittingme said: { Nov 9, 2009 - 09:11:39 }

where the fuck do those cunt New Yorkers D-Bags find those smoke shows jesus christ almighty!!

» moooooog35 said: { Nov 10, 2009 - 07:11:43 }

This invention has been around for thousands of years.

Boobs that inflate to gigantic proportions and then magically DEflate?

It’s called ‘pregnancy.’

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