Classic Pink Hats… Chick Tells Me Red Sox Lost Last Night 8-6 “To Kansas”

manzo – how long did it take you to find the two most obvious things that kansas is known for?

Barstool just went from 70 to 0. Manzo slams it into a brick wall.

The chicks were cute and ultimately walked away..

stop the presses!

I wear a New York Liberty Pink hat… id that lame?

Manzo, stick to NY Liberty basketball

the ring finger on your left hand is – you missed the “s” sweetie.

FUCK

Gotta love Manzo

Real Red Sox Nation members don’t wear pink hats, don’t do the wave, don’t partake in the nauseating Sweet Caroline, and certainly dont carry a laminated card identifying them as a member of Red Sox Nation. One more that bugs me, they dont say things like “We’re losing 2 to 4″.

Red Sox Nation is made up of people like me — people that walked home from the Grand Canal after Game 7 in 2003 in a daze with a jacket over their head like a guy that just got busted buying a hooker…

Pink hats are the worst – and there are many “pink hats” that are men and wear traditional blue hats…

Who knew that this post would provoke criticism?

I know, I know. But who are you calling “Sweetie” I’m all man. LOBO RULEZ

I’m surprised, mocking chicks with Danny Manning references has gotten me laid so many times.

What I’m taking from this is that Manzo didn’t know the score and had to ask some random girls. What did he expect? That is pretty bad though, especially considering Kansas City isn’t even in Kansas.

Real Sox fans don’t call it Red Sox Nation and don’t self identify as “Real”.

Take it easy Husky.

Actually, part of Kansas City is in Kansas. Just like St. Louis is also in Illinois. Missouri likes to share.

and thats why you went home solo

Not the baseball team though…that’s all Missouri.

who knew the stoolies knew midwest geography.

royals are a year or two away from being legitimate.

Jokes on you Manzo, they changed their name last year. The Kansas City Royals of Missouri of Anaheim.

Manzo your are terrible. EP save your money by taking Manzo off payroll and cop yourself a new ambulance.

And Ja Rule comes through again. Well played.

manzo- you are bald any chance when a chick talks to you I suggest you run with it, and for all you fans who hate “pink hats” get over yourself if you have to claim you a real fan, then you are just a tool. Im looking at you Mr Husky

Close Murda, it’s the Kansas CIty Royals near Kansas in Missouri…like Enron said, Missouri likes to share

what about the band Kansas? they rule .. ‘I close my eyes .. YOUR MY BOY BLUE, YOUR MY BOY…..

Red Sox nation is gayer than the guy i caught blowing my father

but not as gay as your dad …

So you asked a pink hat what the score was to either..

a) Try and pick her up… smooth move berating her after she didn’t know the answer. That usually works.

or

b) Because you didn’t know, and resorted to asking pink hats.

I don’t know what’s more pathetic.

» Rusty Koontz said: { Jul 10, 2009 – 04:07:35 }
but not as gay as your dad …

not to get bogged down in semantics, but its clearly to blow a guy then vice versa, however both are still gay

And are those chicks in the picture supposed to be “cute” chicks?

here piggy piggy piggy

tuffnutz said: { Jul 10, 2009 – 04:07:36 }
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This is funny to me.

SSOTD: winner, winner, chicken dinner

Girl from OBama photo allegedly Brazillian, makes sense with that nice ass.

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92794/?fp=1

Let me tell you about bandwagoners, pink hat bitches, and cell phone fans. I had to deal with all 3 sitting behind me for the whole 9 innings last night. Not to mention 2 faggot Royals fans sitting in front of me, standing up all night.

Bruschimancrush said: { Jul 10, 2009 – 04:07:35 }

It looks like Obama is doing the Stanky Leg in that picture.

Manzo,

That’s taking one for the team.

Besides, who would want to do a chick that would have no idea why you were excited over a guy batting “for the cycle?”

you are so lame

» EnronCFO said: { Jul 10, 2009 – 04:07:27 }
Actually, part of Kansas City is in Kansas. Just like St. Louis is also in Illinois. Missouri likes to share.

Magellan, you ever hear of the Mississippi River? St. Louis is in Missouri, East St. Louis is across the river in Illinois and isn’t part of St. Louis.

The Royals play in KC, Missouri. Kansas City, Kansas has nothing to do with KC, MO—different cities.

Go watch some fucking Dora.

dude big deal if some broads called kansas city “Kansas”… have something else to write about

I mean they probably don’t even know the Yankees are tied for first place.
The Jankees WERE tied for 1st

Awesome story.

im not even trying to be a bitch, but i do have a serious question: were you high when you wrote/thought that was a funny story ?

typical