Clay Buchholz Trades in Penthouse Pet for “Deal or No Deal” Chick
The Herald – How does he do it??? Red Sox starter-in-waiting Clay Buchholz has a way with the ladies – the hot ladies! Buchholz, who last year was linked to Penthouse Pet of the Year Erica Ellyson (click here for NSFW gallery), is now engaged to the lovely Lindsay Clubine, best known as Briefcase Model No. 26 on “Deal or No Deal!” “Lindsay Clubine and Clay Buchholz are engaged. … Clay, 24, apparently popped the question to Lindsay, 26, on March 13. They’ll tie the knot Nov. 14 at the Trump National Golf Club in Los Angeles. Which is only fitting because The Donald introduced the happy couple to one another at the Affliction Banned Fight, a mixed marital arts event that Lindsay hosted and Trump sponsored last summer. Clay, as you know, has been down in Pawtucket waiting for a chance to rejoin the bigs after a dazzling spring during which he posted an 0.46 ERA. (Sadly, when Dice-K went down yesterday, Buchholz was sidelined with a tweaked hamstring, so he wasn’t called up.) The blond, blue-eyed bride-to-be, who was one of People maggie’s 100 Most Beautiful People, is an adventure traveler and a former model who just finished hosting the 10th season of HDNet’s travel show “Get Out!” Lindsay has swum with sharks in South Africa, bungee-jumped in Costa Rica and gotten up close and personal with a 600-pound Bengal tiger… [and[ is currently up for a role in “Iron Man 2.” Clay, of course, is best known for throwing a no-hitter in his second Major League start. We’re not sure if that’s why the rather geeky-looking Texan is such a chick magnet. But according to his dad, Clay’s always had an eye for the lovely ladies. “He’s got pretty good taste,” said Skip Buchholz . File Under: Beauties and the Geek.
Is Clay Buchholz the biggest overachiever in the world or what? He’s the Rudy of tail. An odd, twerpy looking guy who probably gets mistaken for the bat boy five times a night. Pitching in front of 7,000 people at McCoy. Who last time we saw him was terrified to throw a pitch. Scooby and Shaggy are less afraid of ghosts than Buchholz was on the mound last year. But he’s banging Penthouse Pets of the Year, hanging out with Donald Trump and marrying shark-swimming, bungee-jumping game show models. Incredible. Either Lindsay Clubine knows a future top-of-the-rotation arm when she sees one or Buchholz has a Johnson like a wooden leg. Regardless, it’s heartwarming to hear Skip Buchholz chime in on how proud his is of his son’s pussyhoundness. You don’t see that kind of father-son bonding every day. Clay Buchholz: Winner in Life.


DEAL
does this make anyone else just wanna swallow a bullet
why the fuck is he getting married at age 24 if he can keep banging hot sloots. dumbass in my opinion.
same with brady, dumbass
I’d fingerblast her
exactly, he is still 24. I would wait to see what the banker has to offer.
Brady on the other hand is different though. Not very often you get to marry an international supermodel who grosses the most money in the world for just wearing a bikini.
clay looks like he is on oc’s 98% of the time
TeamFingerBlast said: { Apr 16, 2009 – 01:04:22 }
I’d fingerblast her
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I bet your whole team would.
anyone else think she kinda has a butterface…..look at the green dress pic…….
Clay has a pretty big advantage, being a professional athelete opens a lot of doors and although Penthouse Pets/Deal or No Deal models are hotter than hell, they’re not exactly A-listers, more likely star fuckers.
» bradymancrush said: { Apr 16, 2009 – 01:04:04 }
same thoughts exactly.
Brady doesnt need a chick with money, he has plenty. but he could be banging hoteer chicks in their 20′s and then marry one when he is 40. thats good work
Anyone know why he broke up with the Penthouse chick? Did she catch him stealing her laptop or something?
he pitches like he’s on OC’s 72% of the time as well
That chick is not 26… I want to see her papers…she looks like she’s pushing 40
Watch her show once and you’ll know exactly why he is wifeying her up
she does look older than 26…of course he looks like he is 16.
Why the fuck is he getting married at 24 and on the verge of budding superstar?!!? He is just going to have to give that bitch half his money when he gets a divorce. Half of his first large contract.
Clay has obviously got one of those pop-up business cards.
Cougar.
this bitch is old and has a fucked up face, id rather stick with the autoblow
Overachiever?? Really? pro athleted….nuff said
Engaged isn’t married. It’s like exclusive banging rights. He has until November to make a new deal.
that bitch is awful. good for you clay.
boston herald coming in with a nsfw link, well done.
hes dating up
She’s def lookin to get filled
that dude looks like ducky from the land before time.
I’m not all that into her… better looking girls out in L.A.
Penthouse chick is hotter…but not exactly the kind of girl you bring home to Mommy.
I could have fucked her, but said No deal, then i went to the marriott and some hooker said the same thing to me the other night, jokes on her
That ode to commenters video is hilarious. so true
tuffnutz said: { Apr 16, 2009 – 01:04:01 }
I could have fucked her, but said No deal, then i went to the marriott and some hooker said the same thing to me the other night, jokes on her
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Murray Chadwick said: { Apr 16, 2009 – 01:04:49 }
he pitches like he’s on OC’s 72% of the time as well
not so fast my friend…
a friend of mine was 1 td short of pulling a bundy (4 td’s in a single game) jammed on oc’s. maybe clay needs to step his game up and rail a whole 80 before the game.
hey everybody swifty84 has a friend who take OC’s. look out for those guys. Tool
seriously, OC’s are for pussies. Heroin is where its at
Ate breakfast next to her once. She’s pretty hot.
clay is fag (figuratively)
tapout21 said: { Apr 16, 2009 – 02:04:18 }
Ate breakfast next to her once. She’s pretty hot.
Lie to girls, not to us pal
Ate breakfast off her once, surprisingly not that hot.
3 td’s “jammed on oc’s”? sorry but i’m calling bullshit. sure you wouldn’t feel the pain of the hits, but your respriration would be so depressed that you also wouldn’t be able to breath in enough oxygen to get around the field. least that’s what i’ve heard.
» tuffnutz said: { Apr 16, 2009 – 01:04:01 }
Usually dont think the “post-humous” jokes are that funny…but thats fucking hilarious.
swifty tried too hard to be cool on that one…pulled a bundy? who says that…when you have to explain it means 4 tds in a game its not funny
swifty84 that story was the worst thing ive ever heard.
id rather have madden do play by play of a blitzkreig
Fucking Clay.. Don’t you just wanna grab him by the scruff of the neck and pull him aside to say “hey, fuckstick.. what… the… fuck.. are… you… doing!” “You are pulling QUALITY Tail even BEFORE you get your PAYDAY!” Slow the fuck down corky…..
I hate to say it, but tis bugged eyed deliverance looking motherfucker needs to take a page out of the “Derek Jeter How to treat a whore like a Whore” Book..
the story is real.
just like cock in weezy baby’s mouth
Nobody asked if it was a real story….we all just said your story sucked
Tuffnutz – don’t get me wrong – i’ma sick fuck and will laugh at anything, but with the feds scouring craigslist for that guy – the stool can’t be far behind. That’s a fine line you’re walking of “brilliantly twisted humor” and “wanted for questioning”.
actually – what ARE the odds that the perp is a stoolie?
Murray
yes that has crossed my mind but thats why my avatar says stop snitching
swifty–you, sir, are an idiot.
Where have I seen this before? Oh Yeah http://philadelphia.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_clay_buchholzs_new/2284/
fuck lindsay clubine, misty rice from get out (lindsays old show on hdnet) is about 10 times hotter. i vote to wake up with misty rice in the near future.
Thanks UB…. Now I miss the old site all over again…
NEWMAN!
ugly
All these broads are just out to land the next Brady and apperently this chick thinks Clay is it.
You all remember Brady at the combine…it’s like gambling for them.
http://bostonist.com/2008/01/03/zero_to_hero_to.php