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Cleveland Continues To Embarrass Themselves With Pleasdontleave23.com
Just when you think Cleveland couldn’t sink any lower they do. I mean what happens if Lebron leaves which he probably will? Does Cleveland just die? Like it just breaks off from the rest of the country and slowly sinks to the bottom of the ocean? I feel like that’s what probably will happen. Either way I think they have officially replaced Detroit as the last place I’d want to live on earth. Congrats Cleveland! You did it!
PS – Seriously if you lived in Cleveland wouldn’t you just want to tell Lebron to fuck off by this point? Like “Hey Lebron, you were born here. You played here. If you want to leave so bad then fucking leave. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out asshole” I mean why would anybody want to root for somebody who so clearly doesn’t want to be there and hates the city? Have some fucking self respect.
I think Cleveland takes the cake as the most pathetic city in sports.
Not even close to Detroit. The D is Haiti level.
If Cleveland keeps spending their money on these stupid “We need Bron” videos they’ll end being as shitty or worst than Detroit.
wait, are we talking quality of the city or the teams in the city? Buffalo loses either way. If we’re just talking the city it’s hard to suck more than Pittsburgh.
Wow…that’s just sad….
If only I had a nickel for everytime I made a career decision based on a car filled with petition signatures…
Why didn’t the M light up? Weak effort hobo
whatever, he’s going back to cleveland anyways
can anybody say barstool Cleveland
The whole city of Cleveland is like a stage 5 clinger, a fat broad you just woke up to and wants to go to breakfast, awful!!
The guy puts an orange leather ball through an orange metal hoop for a living. People are fucking retards. Holy shit, this must be fake life.
1. Detroit
2. Philadelphia
3. Beirut
4. Pyong-yang
5. Cleveland
6. Budapest
7. Port-Au-Prince
8. Mexico City
9. Bangalore
10. Addis Ababa
Good news Cleveland! You’re moving up!
Newark?
I wonder if Cleveland will throw LeBron a World Championship Rally and Parade when he wins the title with another team.
Maybe they will even make half Cleveland-Half Team-X shirts and they will be best sellers. Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be Ray Bourque?
Yeah…..karama is going to have him leave and win a championship next year.
Book it.
Budapest is actually really nice, but that’s a good effort nonetheless
Cleveland is way more pathetic than Detroit..I mean the Tigers, Pistons and Redwings all won championships recently….What has Dirty Clev done…shit and now with Lebron gone its going to get worse
I was just excited to learn that Cleveland is an ocean front city
Ahhh Casey Tatum, Ray Bourque played in Boston for about 900 years, and left only because it was mutually beneficial for him and the team. If LeBron leaves it will be in the prime of his career for more money, spotlight, etc.
If anyone hasn’t heard, numerous newspapers have reported that LeBron has been house hunting on the north shore of Chicago (where the privledged live, close to the bulls practice facility). Soooo, yea LeBron is gonna sign with the Bulls.
I flew into Indy last night and ate dinner at the bar. Sitting next to me were 2 guys from Cleveland who were here for some car auction. When they found out I was from Boston, they started going off about how Lebron’s game was fucked after game 3 when he found out his mom was a whore.
I pointed out our defense, bench strength and depth won those games, not fucking Lebron’s personal problems (if even true). Seriously, it looks like these guys will kill themselves if Lebron leaves Cleveland.
Aww come on asshole. We have casinos. That immediately puts us way ahead of most American cities and it puts us lightyears ahead of Cleveland. Plus our sports teams are at least respectable. Know how to get from the D to Cleveland? South til you smell it East till you step in it.
A- how did Nike allow their logo to be put on that toilet?
B- How many signatures did that dude get, 100?
Wicked Mr Pickett that explains absolutely nothing in relation to what I posted, in fact it strengthens my argument even more.
Hey el pres ur an idiot… y would Cleveland want him to go… If he leaves they have bottom of the barell sports teams across the board… True fans root for their home team, and Boston fans cared more about the Bruins than the Celtics this year. Pathetic considering what the celts have done for the city of Boston. And who ever said the tigers won something recently ur an idiot… I dont recall them winning anything… they lost the the cardinals
Gangsta don’t lie – nice hooptie
Gotta love the 82 Old’s Cutlass Supreme with the Lambo doors, custom paint job and 24″ wheels. Looks like a daily driver in San Jose, CA.
LeBron, come to the Cleveland of the west. Sacramento or Golden State…