DM – They were never expected to survive beyond a few days. But conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel have not only proved doctors wrong, they have astonished them with their development into darling children, typical teenagers and, lately, beautiful young adults. Now the 22-year-olds, who share one body fused at the torso, will be starring in their own reality TV show chronicling their graduation from Bethel University in Minnesota, their post-grad job search and their travels through Europe with friends.
Can I tell you what frustrates me as a blogger? I know for a fact I already wrote something impossibly funny about these conjoined twins back in 2009 and I can’t find it. It’s like when you lose something on your computer and have to start over. I’ve already spent more time trying to retrieve it than I would have if I just started from scratch. Such a kick in the balls.
Anyway it’s tough to hate on these bitches. I mean it can’t be easy going through life looking like the next villain in the Batman series, but they seem to be handling it pretty well. Just laying out and catching rays acting like they don’t have two heads. You have to especially respect the head on the right. Talk about a raw deal huh? She’s like stuck on there sideways. Like if you’re gonna be born with two heads at least give me the vertical one.
PS – Since I know everybody is going to ask they have only have one vagina. Not sure if they both feel the sensation of getting stuffed or not or what happens if one chick gives permission and one doesn’t. I assume they both have to cosign. And yes I’d let them pity blow me. Probably be pretty fucking wild.