College Students Told To Bring Their Own Cups To Beirut Games To Prevent Swine Flu

(Swine Flu? Yes please.)
FOX25, myfoxboston - College students are being warned to bring their own cups to the beer pong tournament. Drinking games on campuses around the area are being blamed for an influx of the H1N1 virus among college students. Officials at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y., say more than a dozen students are sick with the swine flu. And while the number of total cases appears to be low, officials at RPI say their caseload is steadily growing and that the origins of the cases that exist have been linked to weekend football games and parties. A handful of cases were linked to drinking games held at an RPI fraternity house. Administrators are asking students not to share cups or other utensils. And don’t be confused, alcohol can’t keep you from getting sick.
Let me just say this. Anybody who gets the swine flu playing beer pong has nobody to blame but themselves. I mean Beirut isn’t even a drinking game as far as I’m concerned. Because whenever I play I just run the table and leave. Sure the guys I play get shitfaced but not me. I just drink on the side. So the only way I’m getting the Swine Flu is if I drink from a hot chick’s cup just to 3rd party make out with her. But at least I know the risk going in.
I’m a pussy etc but I don’t put the beer in the cups for many reasons.
A) Warm beer sucks, And unless the games are over in 3 minutes the beer gets warm in the sun.
B) No way I am sharing a cup with some of the people who show up at BBQ’s and their Herpe infested friends.
C) Dirt and shit in the beer sucks. I was playing once and a spider was on the ball, fell into the dudes cup. F that.
You still drink just as much using bottles. You would dump 2 beers into the 6 cups at the start of the game and if you lost you would be responsible for drinking those 2 beers, so how is it any different bringing in two beers in bottles and being responsible for finishing them if you lose?
If you need a game to help you get bombed… well I guess your in college which is cool; but don’t worry, once you grow up, your shitty life will be motivation enough to get cocked.
I would lick the H1N1 virus off of her puuuuuussy.
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There ain’t much I wouldn’t do with that girl..
Viking- to answer your question, your a pussy etc
Sort of off-topic, but isn’t Flip Cup the gayest drinking game ever?
Somewhere there’s a loser that’s thinking of a way to insult the hot chick in the picture.
Stiles, I always thought the point of drinking games was to get drunk and get girls even drunker so they’d be easier to hook up with.
Girls seemed to enjoy flip-cup… so…
Thanks BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY. Now I am going to cry.
bitch defines sexy
ep-btw, thanks for not betting me on cavs/celts. damnit.
So this was the SSOTD?
Pedro’s press conference is AWESOME!
Viking, you’re right, that icky beer. Or, if you learn to play better, ya don’t have to drink it anyway.
CaptKballs, stiles thinks flip cup is gay because he only drinks with dudes. I don’t like flip cup either, but be damned if the girls don’t love it. So I will talk no bad of it.
Also, I’m up for body shots out that girls asshole.
SSOTD Jennifer is fucking amazing too.
As everyone says flip cup with a bunch of dudes is gay. Flip cup with a bunch of drunk sluts is very far from gay. Never in my life have I played a flip cup game with all dudes. Girls are always the first to mention that game.
Still stickin to my theory…Southern nh, eastern ma, and northern RI all call it ruit…every1 else it kinda varies even though a decent amount in NE call it that besides Ct where beer pong is in their blood
f that tho i hate usin paddles…