Colts Fan Gets Dominated By Beer Bong (MUST WATCH VIDEO)
In all my years of living I’ve never seen anybody get dominated by a beer bong quite like this before. I mean this kid was flat out mush salad. Also I love the advice that everybody is shouting at the kid acting like they were fucking doctors or something. Roll him on his left! Let it all out! Kneel down Ryan! Like this dude was in any shape to follow directions. He was pure unadulterated silly putty. Just let him die and move on. Not like losing a Colts fan is that big a deal anyway.
- Thanks to Tim for the tip
Peyton and his bro can take 3x that amount in man jelly.
Kids a bitch, what a waste of a person (colts fan) and beer.
Cue the “in my day I used to” comments.
The best part is that the camera guy keeps following the action, but what the hell ended up happening? I need an ending here…
PS
What the hell kind of pussy takes a beer bong and passes the fuck out? A Colts fan, thats who!
that is pretty weak! Not sure if colts fan want to claim him. Check out my latest NFL Mock Draft breakdown – http://www.ctsportspicks.com/articles/Craigs-NFL-Mock-Draft-2009-Picks-21-32.cfm
At least he saved himself some trouble by not having to sit through a bitchfest Colts vs. Chargers game.
hahahaha, that was great. I’m a little unclear on what happened though… since when does hitting a beer bong produce instantaneous effects? It’s not fucking crack, it’s beer.
I looked like he took a huge balloon of nitrous and passed out what a puss. I love the fat dude yelling at him and starts laughing then walks away. Lazy fat fucking piece of shit.
kid looked like Bob Sanders after trying to cover Moss
i remember my first beer…
When he woke up, he blamed the pass-out on Vanderjagt.
Man what a colts fan he is!!!
That would never happen to anyone who lives in “The Best City”
Those Colts fans!!
i dont know what is my favorite part
the fact at the beginning theyre all like “yea..on video!!”
when the kid goes to give the camera guy some daps
the lady yelling instructions
does this go under “best fainting videos” or “best tailgate videos”
The thought of doing a beer bong makes feel like hurling. Nothing like black out drinking on a work night.
Casey Tatum is a closet Montrealer
Casey you may have the saddest life out of anyone that you love to come on here and hate on. Really pathetic. Must suck to be you
casey tatum is one of the few commenters that makes me laugh every time.
“Last thing I remember I was chillin at a party pinchin girl’s asses…”
Weak sauce!
Aww youre doin’ it all wrong. You gotta relax the throat, loosen the jaw.
don’t forget to cup the bawls
It would have been better if he face planted into the open side of the BBQ grill
jose awfulman= great name, great post
did offerman ever go to jail for that minor league incident??
That’s the taste of alcohol son.
Don’t know but he should be banned from any country that has baseball in it
He must have hurt his vagina during that spill.
When’s the wake because that motherfucker is dead. How to handle your liquor you clown. Also at 1:42 mark of the video I think we have a drug deal going on in the back with the fat fuck in the Peyton Manning shirt
That kazuu sound right before he eats it, gets me every time.
That, and the puke on his eye when he sat up. The lesson?
That’s what happens when you pop your collar at a tailgate.
shadylady said: { Apr 21, 2009 – 11:04:47 }
wow you have one awful sense of humor dude
do you crack up at knock-knock jokes too?
it only took me 13 tries to login to post this! things are getting better!!
….not
how many beers is that u think?
Only ways it could have been better are if when he fell he took out that grill and he was covered in hot coals or he projectile vomits all of that beer exorcist style on that annoying bitch who keeps telling him to throw it up baby
Funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. I was waiting for them start praying for Tony Dungy to lay his hands on the guy and use his magic to heal him.
Whats with the couple in the background ballroom dancing while this is going on during the last few seconds of the clip?
Thornton, if you drink Dungy’s urine it will cure cancer.
“Get it out!” thats what she said
“Get it out!” thats what she said
“Get it out!” thats what she said
“Get it out!” thats what she said
“Get it out!” thats what she said
pokey, i’m good. thanks.
best comment is when someone goes someone gotta stick your finger down the dudes throat to make him puke and no one even moves ha
I wonder what they did with that kid when they went into the game? I mean they must have called some sort of paramedic right? They couldnt just let him sleep it off in the back of the truck cause he would have definitely choked on his own puke.
Im sure one of those cocksuckers got arrested for supplying him with beer. What a bunch of pussies.
“You’re gettin’ me wet” thats what she said
How the fuck could beer go to his head that quickly? Is this kid narcoleptic or something?
That 14 year old can’t handle his beer. When I was 14…..
“spit that shit out” thats what tuffnutz said
That was Agent47 in that video.
What a faggot
He looks like a grown-up David after Dentist…’Is this real life? You have four eyes.’
Good call Cory Lidle on the drug deal.
I love the sublime song Santeria playing when the drug deal goes down andthe black lady is screaming git it out git it out..
bust a cap in his punk ass.. oooooooooooooohhhh.. I really wanna say.. my babyyyyyyyyyy…I really wanna say…
Not to defend the colts fan or anything but that is not your typical beer bong. There had to be 5 full beers in that at least. You would not get an instant reaction like that if you shot 1 beer but 5 would hit you pretty good.
What a vagina.
Clap your hands Peter! It’s the only way to bring a fairy back to life!
Seriously though, R.I.P. kid. The 31 seconds it took you to funnel that beer bong only cost you your life.
“KennethSimsWhipKick said: { Apr 21, 2009 – 01:04:13 }
I love the sublime song Santeria playing when the drug deal goes down andthe black lady is screaming git it out git it out..”
The song is “Wrong Way”
The song is “Wrong Way”
Thats the first song.. later in the clip when the drug deal goes down it changes to santeria..
I pend waaaaaaaaaaaay tooooo much time here…
Love the Sublime lyric pissin’ match goin’ on here…
Let’s be honest, “What Happened” would’ve been hella more apropos.
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This guy is a bitch… he should be banned from being a man
STUPID Colts fans! STUPID!
I love the chick who after screaming, “get him on his side!”, puts him on his stomach and starts pushing on his back. She never even puts her beer down. Reminds me of Jim Carey trying to revive the fat guy in Dumb and Dumber.
Guys, I haven’t laughed this hard in months. Between the video to El Pres’s comments to a few comments after. Absolutely hysterical.
“Just let him die and move on”.
Kids a pussy
That’s going to be Peyton trying to dislodge the football from his throat after the newly revamped Patriot’s superbowl contending defense gives him a football sandwich.
You guys are fucking idiots. thos are charger fans.
Dammit. I wasted 2 mins waiting for that guy to throw up in epic proportions. He never did.
Manning would have butt-chugged that because he is a fagget too
If that fat black bitch was screaming in my ear “LET IT OUT!!” id use every ounce of what was left of my brain to bash her in the fucking scull.
Akrobatik said: { Apr 21, 2009 – 06:04:47 }
You guys are fucking idiots. thos are charger fans.
They are Colts fans tailgating with Charger fans ass clown. You must be related to that fat black woman “Let it out”, when you think you know something you don’t so just shut the fuck up.