In all my years of living I’ve never seen anybody get dominated by a beer bong quite like this before. I mean this kid was flat out mush salad. Also I love the advice that everybody is shouting at the kid acting like they were fucking doctors or something. Roll him on his left! Let it all out! Kneel down Ryan! Like this dude was in any shape to follow directions. He was pure unadulterated silly putty. Just let him die and move on. Not like losing a Colts fan is that big a deal anyway.
- Thanks to Tim for the tip