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7 Responses to Conference Finals Here We Come Live Blogs

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   by CptKballs on May 14, 2009 at 11:32 pm

   FUCKING RAT FARTS!
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   by Chi-towns Finest on May 14, 2009 at 11:32 pm

   This may be the best day ever!!!! bruins LOST!!!!!!! celtics LOST!!!!! and the beloved redsox LOST!!!! Yeah conference finals here you guys come-BLAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking LOSERS!!! This is great, oh by the way the BLACKHAWKS are in the conference finals!!! Wow, boston no hockey title this year, and you have a game 7 on Sunday that you must win in order to get ASSFUCKED in the next round by KING JAMES!!!! GOOD LUCK DIPSHITS!!!! To be honest, I almost hope you guys win-just so I can see you guys get lit up like a pack of KOOLS!!!! Well, I know there wont be any comments posted because all your shit boston teams LOST-so to game 7 we go!!!! YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!
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   by CptKballs on May 14, 2009 at 11:38 pm

   Hi my name is Chi-town and I lick men’s assholes.

   You may know me from the superior ass cleaning I gave to Mr Lebron James, previously my tounge was up Mr Gordon’s ass, but i’ve moved on. I’ve also licked Mr. Kobe Bryant’s ass. What can I say I love to lick dude’s asses.
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   by Chi-towns Finest on May 14, 2009 at 11:41 pm

   cptkballs, you got nothing for me tonight, huh???? dont do anything stupid like causing yourself or others around you any pain, I am sure you are in enough misery as it is, oh and I LOVE IT!!!! So, come on tough guy you got nothing for me , huh??? YOU FUCKING LOSER- go cry in your fucking beer, and then cry yourself to sleep under your kg poster, but make sure you turn off your bruins lamp before you go to sleep, wouldn’t want to have a nightmare and knock it over and burn your house down, YOU FUCKING LOSER!!!!! GOOD FOR ALL YOU LOSERS FROM boston!!!!! This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
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   by CptKballs on May 14, 2009 at 11:48 pm

   I have nothing for you because you are in fact nothing and I’m close to a blackout. You’re a comment section visitor with a worn out schtick. You eat men’s assholes and you can only achieve sexual gratification from watching a Boston team lose. Watching three in a row? HOLY SHIT!!! IS THIS HAPPENING??? THREE AT A TIME??? MOM, PINCH MY NIPPLES???!!! COME ON MOM DO IT!!!

   Well now, you’ve achieved Nirvana, you should stick the fork into the toaster while you’re ahead.
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   by ManRam24 on May 15, 2009 at 12:38 am

   Chitowns Finest I think your wrong…….you said no hockey title this year, but didnt Boston University just win the national title a few weeks ago in dramatic fashion…….SO YA WE ALREADY WON A HOCKEY TITLE, 2 WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE BUT WE’LL TAKE ANOTHER WORLD SERIES, SUPERBOWL, AND NBA TITLE AGAIN THIS YR……..by the way blackhawks have no shot again detroit, will be a great series but detroit doesnt lose
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   by bandwagonbeantown on May 15, 2009 at 1:16 am

   hahaha holy shit chitown you are a beauty kg poster, bruins lamp im actually dieing hahahaha unreal