EsquireThe blowjob has fallen on hard times. Or, to put it in the form of a crude question, who can really get it up for fellatio these days? Back in the 1960s and ’70s, fellatio was all the rage. I recently undertook a small survey of some more mature male friends, and the results, while not unanimous, were overwhelming. To speak plainly, given the choice, eight of the ten men surveyed preferred eating pussy to having their dicks sucked. Or, to put it in entirely numerical terms, 80 percent of males would opt for a 70 rather than a 68. And what about the other two men? Yes, you guessed it: They’re gay!


I don’t know what to say.  This is quite literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever read in my life.   Because I know this for a fact.  100% of men would prefer to get blown than eat a chick out.   Not 99%.   Not 99.9%.   100%.  Every single hetero man on the planet would rather get blown than eat pussy.   It’s almost like asking would you rather win 100 dollars or a million dollars? Would you rather date an ugly girl or a pretty girl?     Would you rather break your leg or not break your leg?   Honestly it’s that black and white.   The blowjob will never fall on hard times.   It’s King Kong, Superman, Batman and Lambert rolled into one.  Just zero weaknesses.   It’s been here for a million years and it’s here to stay.