Cornell Stunned That So Many Kids Got Fucked Up At Avicii Homecoming Concert…Who Would Have Ever Seen That One Coming?
Cornell Sun - Multiple medical emergencies and hospitalizations turned the Avicii Homecoming concert at Barton Hall on Saturday into a potential health risk for some students, according to organizers and attendees. The Cornell University Police Department received 12 calls regarding alcohol-related incidents related to the concert, according to Kathy Zoner, chief of the CUPD. There were six hospitalizations, Zoner said. “A lot of [the hospitalizations] were [for] people on their way to the concert that never even made it indoors,” said Dave Rodriguez ’13, executive director of Cornell Concert Commission. In addition to the alcohol-related incidents, CUPD said a forcible touching occurred at the ticket line for the concert. The victim said she was grabbed under her skirt twice while she was waiting in line to enter Barton, according to CUPD. Multiple drunken escapades also occurred during the concert. Rodriguez said that someone defecated in the bleachers.
Imagine if this was a Blackout show and there was a forcible touching incident like this in line? I’d be in jail with KO Barstool shoving dildos in my asshole while they fingered themselves pretending they weren’t aroused by sexually abusing me. Just shows what I’ve been saying for the past 2 years. This whole rape culture stuff and anti Barstool Blackout bullshit is the most hypocritical thing going. Umass can have any EDM show they want but they can’t have us even though it’s the same exact people doing the same exact stuff. The only difference is we’re more popular and we do a better show. That’s it.
Bottomline is that at every college concert in the history of mankind whether it be Country Fest, Mac Miller, Avicci or Fuckin Foam there are going to be arrests and transports. That’s just a fact of life. What really worries me is one day this will be us. Some asshole will do something really stupid. And everybody will freak the fuck out and say it’s because Barstool. They’ll ignore the fact this happened at a Cornell sponsored event. They’ll ignore the fact that two people died at Identify Fest at the Comcast Center. They’ll ignore the 30 arrests at UNH for Avicii. They’ll ignore the rape that happened at the Mullins Center last year during a show. And they’ll say it’s all my fault. Well this is a preemptive strike to all the feminists waiting for something bad to happen at one of our events. While nobody wants to avoid it more than me if it ever does happen it will have nothing to do with it being a Blackout event or the fact I love chicks assess. It will have everything to do with us doing 150 events with hundreds of thousands of kids and eventually it becomes a numbers game. But nobody will want to hear that if the time ever comes.