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FALL RIVER — Police arrested two cross-dressing prostitutes after they allegedly assaulted one of two men who tried robbing them while they were servicing a john Sunday. A witness told police he saw the two male prostitutes, one of them wearing a black dress, and the john chasing after the two would-be robbers on Bedford Street around 3:40 a.m., according to police reports. Police said the prostitutes assaulted one of the robbers, stabbing him with a broken golf club and causing injuries severe enough that the victim was transported to Rhode Island Hospital, where he was listed in serious condition. The john and the second would-be robber disappeared into the night, and their identities were unknown Monday evening. Meanwhile, Angel Marrero, 29, and Tanix Joel Cruz, 26, both of 825 Second St., were arraigned Monday in Fall River District Court on charges of armed assault to murder, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon causing substantial injury, sexual conduct for a fee and disturbing the peace while armed. Marrero was ordered held on $25,000 cash bail while Cruz was held on $10,000 cash bail, according to court documents.

 

 

How much would it suck to think you’re robbing a regular hooker but then that hooker turns out to be a guy and stabs you with a broken golf club? That would be a total bummer. Talk about the tables turning on you real quick. All of a sudden you see the Adam’s apple and realize you’ve made a terrible mistake. Easy money out the window, nine iron into your spine. Brutal. But obviously the real victim in all this is the dude who was just trying to get a blowjob from a cross dresser. He got hosed. Completely innocent bystander who had his whole night ruined by a couple of hooligans. Really unfortunate for him. I mean what kind of crazy world do we live in when it’s not even safe to get head from two gay prostitues in a car at 3:40 am in Fall River anymore?