Court Rules Some Teacher-Student Sex Is Legal
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) — The Arkansas Supreme Court on Thursday struck down the state’s law banning sexual contact between teachers and students, finding that people 18 or older have a constitutional right to engage in a consensual sexual relationship. The court sided with 38-year-old David Paschal, an Elkins High School history and psychology teacher who admitted having a five-month consensual sexual relationship with an 18-year-old student. “Regardless of how we feel about Paschal’s conduct, which could correctly referred to as reprehensible, we cannot abandon our duty to uphold the rule of law when a case presents distasteful facts,” wrote Chief Justice Jim Hannah. Attorneys for the state argued the law protects high school students from sexual advances of teachers who are in positions of authority. But the high court found the law was unconstitutional
Who would’ve guessed that of all the godforsaken Hellholes in America, Arkansas would be on the cutting edge of social justice? Go figure. OK, this is not a total victory. I think we all would’ve preferred the Double Standard be upheld so that freakshows like David Paschal still go to jail for creeping on teenage girls. And I would’ve like to seen the court say that having sex with students is only legal when teacher in question is hot. Maybe set a standard of looks like B- or better. And I’m sure all the Sex Scandal Teachers themselves would’ve liked to seen the age of consent dropped to like, oh, 12. Just like with the Civil Rights movement, we’ve got to take our progress in baby steps. It was 10 years between Brown v the Board of Education and The Civil Rights Act. But like them, we’re getting there. I have a dream. That the day will come when a good looking teacher will be judged, not by the content of her character, but whether she was depraved and horny enough to make some underage kid into a school hero. Free at last! Free at last! Thank gawdamighty, free at last! @JerryThornton1


Dammit! Why’d they have to wait to start allowing this till I was almost 30? I’d have loved to bang some teachers! Then again, I guess this makes it acceptable for me to bang 18-year old high school seniors…
Somewhere in a dark corner, Bill Clinton is smiling. While a stripper sucks his hog.
kickthepuppy, unless you are their teacher it was already legal for you to do that.
so now for pervert teachers in Arkansas, can they sell higher grades for BJ’s to 18 year olds now? They are still in a position of power over these kids. We’ve all met some pretty stupid 18 year olds, and we all don’t live in Arkansas where I’m sure people are much dumber, leave it to Arkansas…
Pardon my high judicial standards but there’s at least a couple of chicks in those pics that would certainly qualify under the “distasteful acts” clause. I’ll just toss a flag over her and do it for “Old Glory”.
Stan- I went to school here and it goes on here.
give me number 1 and 2 everyday of the school week.
Preach Jerry, preach!!
Jerry wtf are u talking about with going to jail for creeping on tee age girls?? You lose your mind dude? WTF is better than creeping on hot 18 yeAr old smokes? Oh yeah – slaying hot 18 year old smokes. Any time, any age, song remains the same brother.
I love it when Jerry gets on his high horse about older men sleeping with teenage girls. Dude, you work for Barstoolsports.com. You’re an aging smut peddler. Teenage girls are the lifeblood of your entire operation. We all like your football columns, but let’s be honest: hot teenage girls are what pay your salary.
Ahhhh, hey guys those are pics of the teachers up there not the students.
Jerry, its called being a “Hypocrite” when you crucify someone for something that you would do every single day and 10 times on Sunday. haha creeping on teenage girls, shit Jerry that’s all you fuckin’ do! Amen.