CraigslistSo, I am fast approaching my 32nd birthday, 15 days away. My family is putting alot of pressure on me to settle down and start a family. Well, there isn’t anyone in my life right now but I am getting of the age that if I want to have children I should start. I don’t particularly want to go this alone but for now this is what I feel is best.  Because I am a “low income” GRAD STUDENT studying to be a neonatal nurse practitioner, I don’t have the money to approach this by way of fertility options. That’s when I got this plan. I am looking to meet someone, intelligent who would be willing to engage in several casual encounters, based on my optimal fertility. Please, use a different name when speaking with me. I really don’t want to know your info because I don’t want you to think that I will be seeking out paternity or anything. We can sign a contract of you like. I want the encounters to be fun for you so trust me, I will make them fun and exciting for you! It will be a win, win for both of us! Ultimately I’d like the casual encounters to continue until successful!

: ) Lisa
• Location: Greater Boston area
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Wait a minute. Did I read this right? This chick wants you to fuck her for free? And give her a baby? Honey I don’t want to be mean or a jerk here, but have you looked in a mirror lately? I mean 20K and maybe I let you suck my dick. Maybe. But it’s 100K before we even start talking about smashing genitals and that’s only because your story tugged at my heart strings.