Craigslist - I have a potato that looks like a penis. It might look like a finger but I think it looks more like a penis. I think it could be worth some money on ebay but I’m not good with the internet so I’ll just trade it for something else. I have no use for it. I am happily married. So if you would like it and have something to offer lets meet. I’ll be the girl with with the potato.

Thanks
Susan

Dear Susan,

Today is your lucky day because I am in the market for a potato dong. Because much like you I think this could be a valuable commodity on Ebay and fortunately for the both of us I possess the technical skills to manipulate this thing you call the “Internet.” I’d like to meet up with you to discuss a possible trade. I suppose you wouldn’t be in the market for a Cheeto penis would you? No?  What about a cheeto penis and a “Don’t Worry Be Manny” shirt? Just name the time and place. I’ll be the guy driving the astrovan with the sick tan.

 

- Thanks to Dave for tip