Craigslist Ad Of The Day – Penis Potato For Sale or Trade
Craigslist - I have a potato that looks like a penis. It might look like a finger but I think it looks more like a penis. I think it could be worth some money on ebay but I’m not good with the internet so I’ll just trade it for something else. I have no use for it. I am happily married. So if you would like it and have something to offer lets meet. I’ll be the girl with with the potato.
Thanks
Susan
Dear Susan,
Today is your lucky day because I am in the market for a potato dong. Because much like you I think this could be a valuable commodity on Ebay and fortunately for the both of us I possess the technical skills to manipulate this thing you call the “Internet.” I’d like to meet up with you to discuss a possible trade. I suppose you wouldn’t be in the market for a Cheeto penis would you? No? What about a cheeto penis and a “Don’t Worry Be Manny” shirt? Just name the time and place. I’ll be the guy driving the astrovan with the sick tan.
- Thanks to Dave for tip

You forgot to mention by cheeto penis you meant your own.
gratuitous drop of the marital status.
as if that would keep her from owning a dildo.
dude this listing is in miami
Just name the time and place. I’ll be the guy driving the astrovan with the sick tan.
“and the sick jew fro”
community = commodity ?
I posted this yesterday so fuck off Dave.
Atta boy pres. Don’t let her bullshit you, either. That potato has no balls and even though the potato is bigger, the cheeto penis has to be worth more with balls.
» ItsMurda said: { Apr 29, 2009 – 04:04:50 }
“there was no daily I sweat adam lambert post by pres today…did you not watch it last night or something”
He went down to miami to pick something up.
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bar/1141746150.html
“I have no use for it. I am happily married.”
Yeah Right!
would this potato dongadd to your collection of other vegetables shaped like adam lambert’s cock?
itsmurda, i caught it yesterday.
that’s my wedding shower gift to the first lady. now she’ll have two vegetables to fuck.
are those ice-pick wounds?
shove a pineapple grenade up ur ass.
That fucking thing looks like a finger. Her husband must have a freaky looking cock.
Because much like you I think this could be a valuable community on Ebay and fortunately for the both of us I possess the technical skills to manipulate this thing you call the “Internet.”
community?? possess spelling
“i’ll be the guy driving the astrovan with a nose that looks like your potato.”
skliis
skills.
Maybe one of our new Bulls fans on this site could benefit from this, or better yet…maybe one of those Tampa fans who have been non-existent since last season.
senior senator, that was quite the car wreck.
just a fender bender.
move along nothing to see here
Valuable community… That Michigan education strikes again!
If this thing looked like Jesus, it’d be on EBay already with $15,000 in bids
i will trade you my real penis for your potato penis
whats with all the fag shit bro?
el pres,
by far the funniest article i have read on this site.
keep it going
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