Creationist Senator In Louisiana Wants To Know If E.Coli Evolves Into Humans
Entire internet is laughing at this guy right now. I don’t see why. If you can’t grow e. coli into a human in a science classroom then how can we be sure evolution is a thing? Just take it on blind faith because it’s written down in some books? Sorry but where me and the insanely religious, Christian senator come from seeing is believing.

THIS ISN’T FUNNY FIETS.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present exhibit A as evidence of the brain dead morons running this country.
Yea…ok! LMAO!
Feits, how many black cocks did you take up your ass yesterday to honor Martha Luther King?
I m going to go fall off the edge of the earth now
E-Coli evolves into Humans…… I figured this was the backstory on why EP hired Neil
He’s just busting balls, although he’s a moron for being a creationist. Same goes for every devout Jew and Christian who believes the same. Non story.
Darwin’s fallacy…
Ya Feets, It’s Always Sunny already did this bit… i get it….. “Science Is a Liar… Sometimes”
If you are a creationist just do the world a favor and kill yourself.
The last sentence of this blog is proof of evolution, or lack thereof. Don’t you write for a “living”???
aaaaaand this is why religion should be abolished. This country wasn’t founded on christian values, that shit was forced in later.
If e-coli did evolve into a person, it would be Ray Lewis.
usually i just want to punch myself in the balls when reading the comments on each site, but is seems like an overwhelming majority of stoolies don’t give a fuck about what fairy tales men wrote down in a book. Gives me hope!!!!
you can thank religion and the Republican party.
mr cracker i think you mean “devolve”
Typical creationist / religious moron argument. These clowns are so dumb. They can’t die off fast enough, as far as I’m concerned. What really troubles me, though, is that they breed at way higher rates than rational people do and vote way more frequently as well.
If E. coli could evolve into a person, it would be a Patriot fan. Same thing with herpes, AIDS, and malaria
queen lundqvist evolved from a nasty shit I took at Fenway last year. I spackled the fucking toilet, bad.
I’m talking REAL bad.
It was after eating at a french joint.
mr cracker evolved from an unfunny assclown… Oh wait, that’s right, he still is one
this man was voted in to represent the residents of louisiana….