Cue The Duckboats!


When is the parade?! Just a Tour De Force performance by Siobhan Magnus. Brilliant! Outrageous! Dominating! The ghosts of Adam Lambert were in the house tonight! Poor fucking Lee Dewyze! Good luck following that bro! You might as well just pass! Did the Pres do it again or the Pres do it again!
PS – Somebody wake me up when Bowersox is done singing. Welcome to the big stage honey. This ain’t no 100 person coffee shop. This is American Idol.
Gotta hand it to you, you did it again. And at your advice I picked her in a pool at the top 20 to win it all. Oh and I’m the ONLY one to pick her. Thank you, i’ll buy a shirt when I win the $500.
OMG SHE WAS FANTASTIC! speaking of shirts i ordered mine and I better get it tomorrow or ill be bummed and betrayed.
Jesus man grow a penis and start watching sports. Oh shit, the celtics blow. Hmm
She was dominating tonight. Nice call Pres. I’ll give credit where credit is due. You’ve been in her camp all along.
This is coming down to an epic showdown of Magnus vs Bowersox in the final week.
I was about to say this is going to sound gay, then I realized we’re talking Idol…. Pres – great call man, last time I heard a vice like that with a range like hers it came from Christina Aguilera. Man can she sing. Game over man… Game over
Her hair looked fantastic tonight:
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Every time I see her sing, I’m compelled to put her in a dentist’s chair and bust out my rotary sander.
when did simon cowell start resembling a human sesame street character
I take back my Christina Aguilera comment… not even close to her voice.
Simon just admitted that Siobhan dominated Bowersox tonight. It’s on!!!
Over! Bowersox is gonna have to wash her hair, bush her fucking teeth and file that tooth down to even have a fighting chance. Aaron Kelly looks like a gayer version of Edward Norton(see pic) from primal fear..so so sooory richard gere…no chance
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Portnoy who do you think will be the bottom 3 in votes this week?
I think she’s peaking too soon.
Bowersox’s worst night and the best Siobhan Magnus can do is get mentioned in top performances of the night.. FAIL
She won’t even make the final
she was good, but not as amazing as you’re making her out to be.
PRES nailed it again on the performance… Her legs looked like a stick figure though… and for some reason I feel like her face looks like a skinny miss piggy??????????
EP, when you get your COSMO time with Siobhon; tell her to do some calf raises or something, beef those popsicle stick legs UP.
P.S. Whats with Simon giving everybody the finger this year???????????
Clint do you understand how gay that comments makes you?
this is the first time I’ve ever heard her sing…and I’ve gotta say…not impressed…this chick isn’t worthy of smelling Carrie Underwood’s queefs
As a musician it pains me to listen to anything on that ridiculous show. Those people are not talented. So Jackofspades I’m with you “not impressed”. EP love the blog but this BS makes me very sad for you.
American Idol is anti culture. In the words of the great Chuck D,
“You singers are spineless, As you sing your senseless songs to the MINDLESS”.
With special emphasis on the mindless part.
ADAM LAMBERT SUCKS!!!
Never heard her sing before……….Watched the video.
Her voice sucks.
The show sucks.
Vote off Crystal Bowersox, put her on Lilith Fair, and let her disappear into the dust bin of hippy history. Siobhan crushed it. Lambert and Magnus summer stadium tour is coming soon.
whats up with all you haters… sorry we are all fags for watching idol while you “macho” men are watching sports 24/7….. get a fucking grip you insecure dickwads! since when is it friggan gay to watch a singing show… does that mean every male artist is a homosexual? while you guys are watching “sports” all the dudes on american idol are fucking mad bitches so suck it beotches
i think we should all defer to pjbudha on this one, after all he IS a musician
I liked her last performance, but that just wasn’t good. she was off key the whole time and then lays it on with the Bombs and people seem to forget the ok performance before.
I like her, i want her to win, but that just was not that good.
how the fuck can any human produce that sound
wow this has to be the only place where you can get 35 dudes talking idol all night…not sure what this says about the future of guys but since it involves a show about singing on fox, i’m guessing not good.
pres.. nice reflection in the tv at the beginning.. invest in a tripod!!! or steal one of an intern
you guys are nuts. That was friggen amazing.
That performance sucked my left nut.
She started taking off when she stopped wearing panties. Why do you think Simon is a fan???
I can’t tell if you all are being sarcastic or not. This pitchy, whiny, squawking broad can barely sing. This show fucking sucks, bad.
(Raising my hand as someone who apparently caught the ghey because I watch A.I.)
I’d give the first half of that song a solid 7, and the last half a solid 10. For all those manly man guys, it was like a good boxer feeling his way in the first few rounds, then dominating the middle rounds once he gets comfortable. Or Pedro, who would comfortable sit at 91 but when a runner got in scoring position, dialed it up to 97. No chance. So ya, she was like Pedro.
I’ve also gone from thinking of her as being cute, dorky to now being flat out sexy in some odd only-in-Barnstable kind of way. I’ve caught a case of the SHA-VONNE’s.
Shampoo your lama!
pjbudha’ comment reminds me of the bitter mid-life crisis softball player who calls up sports radio and tells the on air hosts how he can relate to Lester’s struggles with the cutter or Ortiz’ power funk because he went through similar challenges as the 25th man on some D-5 Club team in ’84.
As I watch her perform live, I just can’t get the image of EP with his pants at his ankles.
I don’t think you have to be gay to like Idol, but it helps.
The first time I listened to this video I was on my laptop, so I decided to give her another chance and listened to it again at work with better speakers .
It sounds WORSE!!!
She’s off key half the time, and that catterwalling at the end is just plain painful!
Pres – you def called it, the judges love her , etc etc. I thought the whole package last night was good, but her voice kind of sucked. She will still win this thing though.
btw – is that a tattoo of Mary Poppins on her arm?
She has hairy shoulders.
i thought about betting her when pres picked her off the bat, but I would not feel very comfortable right now. when they say “that was the best performance of the NIGHT” and not SEASON. that’s a problem
i will be pissed if she wins because i didn’t bet it
seriously… if you watch this show, you’re gayer than nine guys sucking off ten guys
Dave Stapelton, I couldn’t agree more. I love all these aholes who are like waahhh this show sucks and that performance was awful. Umm well obiously you’re WATCHING IT!
did i just witness the american idol equivalent of a fucking WALK-OFF?
She is the best. You called it EP! You deserve to be Grand Marshall of the parade bro.
“”Jesus man grow a penis and start watching sports. Oh shit, the celtics blow. Hmm”"
Sports? NBA? As much of a ‘sport’ as WWE
Cue the Duck Boats? First we will have to find where they were put in Dry Dock.
HEY PRES, Which one of your wanna-be interns did your photoshopping?
Shits miles away from that SI cover with you butt fucking the skiing chick.
Idol’s gay… Here is all the TV you need to be watching:
Mondays (Top Gear on BBC America)
Tuesdays (Justified on FX, and LOST on… ABC?)
Wednesdays (Man vs. Wild on Discovery)
Thursdays (Archer on FX)
Good Day sir!
I said GOOD DAY!!
Justified rocks.
Milan Lucic said:
HEY PRES, Which one of your wanna-be interns did your photoshopping?
The interns don’t have time to photoshop. They’re too busy writing posts praising el pres for his American Idol picks.
This chick sucks.
Pres – You nailed it. This chick is a slam dunk. Great voice and I think she’s hot.
Yes, I think she’s hot. I’d lick the inside of those skinny little thighs and labia until she sang me soprano. She’s awfully cute and has that “I’d love to swallow your load because it’s good for my larynx” kinda look.
Siobhan won’t even make the final 4. she won’t get the votes form the public. too old, so the kids won’t dig her. too stupid and odd, so the older crowd won’t dig her.
casey, bowersox, final 2 – write it down.