Jezebel - Friday, during a standup routine in Hollywood, Tosh began telling rape jokes, then defended the telling of rape jokes. One woman in the audience called Tosh on his bull, shouting “Actually, rape jokes are never funny!” Tosh replied by saying “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now?” A friend of the woman blogged about the incident, and it went viral.
Fucking Tosh. Apologizing like a little pussbag for making rape jokes. Bro you’re a stand up comedian. Grow a set of nuts. Real men don’t apologize for shit they shouldn’t have to apologize for. Take a stand. If you think you made a funny joke than say it was a funny joke you sackless wonder. But really that’s neither here nor there. More importantly this just reinforces the same point I’ve been making about every fucking hypocritical school that has banned Barstool and has ZERO grip on reality. I’m talking to you Northeastern, Umass, UNH, Bryant etc.
Let’s take Northeastern for example. The school where KO Barstool originated. The school with the loudest protests against us. Everybody from the Dean of the school to the AD publicly coming out and saying we’re the devil and students should boycott us because of the skinny jeans rape joke. As I said at the time these complaints were coming from the same school that actually PAID Daniel Tosh and Tucker Max to come to their school. That’s right. Student tuition money went to paying for Daniel Tosh to perform. He made the same rape jokes he makes in every set. But did anybody care? Nope. But big bad Barstool and our totally private off campus event became headline news. Just to recap…
An on campus event sponsored by the school with Daniel Tosh who makes rape jokes live in every performance had no complaints or problems.
An off campus private event that had nothing to do with the school and where no rape jokes are made had big problems.
And this happens EVERYWHERE. It’s infuriating. Umass will say the Blackout Tour is too dangerous and then have Dayglow the next night. It’s unreal. Listen I don’t want to sound like a whiny asshole but really think about how fucked up that is. School administrators protest us or ban us because they don’t like me or our jokes. That’s it. Then the pay for the same exact shit that they won’t let us do. It’s lunacy. Frankly I think it’s against our first amendment freedom of speech. Moral of the story. We’re the only ones keeping it real in this hizzouse. And that goes for those hypocritical cunts at Jezebel too who rant and rave about feminist shit while gladly collecting a paycheck for Gawker who does the same exact shit they always complain about.
HEY TOSH THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS