Daniel Tosh Once Again Trying To Steal My Swag This Time Getting In Trouble For Making Rape Jokes
Jezebel - Friday, during a standup routine in Hollywood, Tosh began telling rape jokes, then defended the telling of rape jokes. One woman in the audience called Tosh on his bull, shouting “Actually, rape jokes are never funny!” Tosh replied by saying “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now?” A friend of the woman blogged about the incident, and it went viral.
Fucking Tosh. Apologizing like a little pussbag for making rape jokes. Bro you’re a stand up comedian. Grow a set of nuts. Real men don’t apologize for shit they shouldn’t have to apologize for. Take a stand. If you think you made a funny joke than say it was a funny joke you sackless wonder. But really that’s neither here nor there. More importantly this just reinforces the same point I’ve been making about every fucking hypocritical school that has banned Barstool and has ZERO grip on reality. I’m talking to you Northeastern, Umass, UNH, Bryant etc.
Let’s take Northeastern for example. The school where KO Barstool originated. The school with the loudest protests against us. Everybody from the Dean of the school to the AD publicly coming out and saying we’re the devil and students should boycott us because of the skinny jeans rape joke. As I said at the time these complaints were coming from the same school that actually PAID Daniel Tosh and Tucker Max to come to their school. That’s right. Student tuition money went to paying for Daniel Tosh to perform. He made the same rape jokes he makes in every set. But did anybody care? Nope. But big bad Barstool and our totally private off campus event became headline news. Just to recap…
An on campus event sponsored by the school with Daniel Tosh who makes rape jokes live in every performance had no complaints or problems.
But
An off campus private event that had nothing to do with the school and where no rape jokes are made had big problems.
And this happens EVERYWHERE. It’s infuriating. Umass will say the Blackout Tour is too dangerous and then have Dayglow the next night. It’s unreal. Listen I don’t want to sound like a whiny asshole but really think about how fucked up that is. School administrators protest us or ban us because they don’t like me or our jokes. That’s it. Then the pay for the same exact shit that they won’t let us do. It’s lunacy. Frankly I think it’s against our first amendment freedom of speech. Moral of the story. We’re the only ones keeping it real in this hizzouse. And that goes for those hypocritical cunts at Jezebel too who rant and rave about feminist shit while gladly collecting a paycheck for Gawker who does the same exact shit they always complain about.
HEY TOSH THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS
nobody wants you near their campus because you are so ugly.
dude get overyourself, u mad cuz u cant make money, that is the end of it, dont cater to college kids and problem solved
and fuck you stoolies, i fucking posted my twitter handle all day yesterday and got like 8 more followers you fucking dickheads, now for the last time, follow me @kingblackdude, ps the stoolchicago on twitter are fire right now
PS elpres shave ur fucking chest hair
bro…..I mean I know the whole idea is to make yourself memorable, but the starfish belly shirt? have you no dignity? I can see you have no jawline, but I didn’t know you also have no dignity. I know tv is supposed to add 15 lbs, maybe this one added 30?
I laughed at his response to the heckler. Therefore: Rape jokes = Sometimes funny.
“Listen I don’t want to sound like a whiny asshole” …too late.
Pres, the reason Tosh apologized [even through Twitter, and with a caveat] is because he is a NATIONAL figure. Do you understand what that means? He’s not going to lose a show over a throw away joke in a closed set. That’s the difference between a professional and a low grade smut site owner going on Inside Edition and standing behind a rape joke being funny.
I swear, sometimes you’re a dumb, illiterate, big-nosed, aging, fuckface Jew. I don’t know why i keep coming back. Oh, yeah, for the tits.
[also for your teacher sex scandal write ups. Those are gold]
black dude literally thinks he is a barstool writer for some reason. Because you like to comment a lot doesn’t mean you get paid for it… or that anyone cares to begin with
damn it pres, quit making me almost respect you. go back to talking about puppies you big puss
The last part of the video is hysterical.
But I’m so sick of hearing about that “size 6″ joke. Not even one of your funniest, but you’re forced to stand by it or else it becomes not okay and offensive. Plus you look like a pussy if you back down.
why would some feminist cunts go see Tosh do standup? do you know nothing about his act? thats like me going to a Tyler Perry movie then bitching after about how there were too many obese sassy black women on screen yelling for 90 minutes
You don’t seem to understand that you are trying to apply logic to an illogical set of circumstances. You pissed off Menino, you pissed of a STATE school, you pissed of the QB of the NEP (who’s owner is a quasi government official due to his stature within the billion dollar industry known as the NFL) They are all against you and your perceived arrogance. You will not win even if it means that they blatantly have one set of rules regarding you and another set for others. Do you really think Menino will allow you to run his streets all comfortable like you have bigger balls than his machine? Ditto with the State school system…who’s President used to be Billy Bulger…positions change but if you think that the state school system is not run by a bunch of crooked thugs with long memories you are sadly mistaken. You’ll never be accepted Portnoy. Stop whining about it. Its the bed you made Broseph.
Will I am Not = Brilliant Arrogance
@macfunden Nailed it. You complain about things not being fair yet you also tell everyone to go fuck themselves and that you’ll never apologize. And don’t say that’s how you act because you’ve been shut out. You’ve been an arrogant asshole from day 1, its part of your schtick, we get it. Just don’t be upset when no one does favors for you.
Tosh shouldn’t have given such a solid apology. People are too fucking sensitive. Tosh has made a career of saying very inappropriate shit.
1.) Daniel Tosh is NOT funny. His show is gay and a rip-off of The Soup.
2.) School Administrators get into that line of work for 2 reasons: They couldn’t cut it/are afraid of having a real job; or they have such fucked up views that only other moonbats would hire them.
Will/blackdude’s life would cease to exist if there was no BSS, fucking guy comments on every single blog and is usually one of the first ones to comment. Obsessed much?
tosh is funny, rape jokes are funny…who cares? bunch of fucking angry lesbians out to destroy free speech. if you dont like it…do what you did. leave the comedy club with your mouth shut instead of instigating yourself to be the target of the joke. bunch of losers. A+ Tosh. and Prez, always a pleasure watching you defend your raping self to the entire country lol
“u mad cuz u cant make money” Pres taking it on the chin. Now you even have useless, unemployed nig-nogs calling you out for being a broke-ass bitch.
Blackdude, follow yourself into an active volcano. No one gives a fuck about your twitter account.
Reminds me of a story. Once took a girl out and tried to get her to come home with me after. She said, “No” So I took her out a few nights later and then a third time a few days after that. After the third time out I got laid. IF I had put her on blast after the first night calling her a feminist, bitch, whore, etc etc on Facebook, Twitter, and my blog I would not have gotten what I wanted. If you really want something you have to play the game a little. Your perception of everything is out to get you is because you tell them to fuck off when you do not get your way after the first date. Play the bullshit game and you will get your shows in the long run.
wow im fuckin dieing laughing i never saw that inside edition clip before gotta give it to you el pres thats hilarious. real recognize real.
I for one ACTUALLY hope these fat feminist cunts DO get raped. It will be the only dick they will ever get anyway.
Tosh = the new Dane Cook. Was “funny” at first, now…..no. Long live rape culture.
Goddamn I’ve never heard someone bitch for more twitter followers. Good to see those 8 people put you over a 100 followers. I won’t go too far though cuz you seem like the type of person who would kill everyone.
someone needs to drag will-i-am-not behind a truck asap
macfunden you are 100% right. Still bothers me though.
“Barstool Sports is run by this man…”
[enters fat bald guy with a purple starfish covered belly tank top]
“He runs his company from this dingy office that looks more like a messy dorm room…”
[camera pans out to reveal a desk that resembles a landfill that is also home to a 400 dollar Acer laptop and a 400 dollar Dyson Bladeless Fan.]
Hollywood couldn’t have written it better.
achart, fuck you and the other dude, i love the comment section, you love to come here and read what i say and comment, if the comment section didnt exist, no barstool dummy, go suck a dick
bojangles when are you going to follow me on twitter, sweet tits pic, i bet your the coolest one of your freinds
“follow yourself into an active volcano” hilarious.. Blackdude might kill himself if he doesn’t get 10 more followers by days end
The funny thing is that Colleges are the rapiest places in the Universe. Under-age people who can’t handle their booze passing out all over the place. The University rent-a-cops bungling investigations and sweeping real crimes under the rug to protect the University’s image. Barstool is just a web site and Tosh is just a comic speaking words.
@blackdude. Why would anyone want to follow you? I mean you can’t just say follow me. Like who the fuck are you, where you can just expect ppl to follow u just because u say so.
asshole617, i mean that sums it up pretty nicely, you rather follow a 13 year chick talking #whitegirlproblems ? fuck that, im entertaining and engaging bro
Did this woman not know what she was in for at a Tosh show? In a related story, this same broad went to the rain forest, then complained that it was raining.
Doesthisgetmelaid, you’re a fucking idiot.
WOW Will I Am(Gay) is really trying to hype himself up.. bro stop talking about how prez hates you and how awesome you are.. the shit you say usually is shit and will always be shit making you and your gay ass twitter following SHIT
suckitninetyninepercent, dude that was fucking funny, i read over your comment, shit was fire, and i am hoping to get 20 today, too much to ask for?
patsdope87you must follow me thanks buddy
DAVEY MOTHER FUCKING PAGEVIEWS DOING THE DAMN THING RIGHT IN LISA GUERRERO’S EYEBALL.
gotta tip my hat to you thought people are talking…i just miss the old will i am not that one my heart over
video at the end made the blog
Tosh is an insult comedian who shows no self deprecating qualities. Those types of comedians flame out quickly.
There are two things working against you,
First, Tosh is a national figure and actually understands PR. so he publicly apologizes to avoid damage to his career. you on the other hand go on television wearing not a suit like a respectable man, but the attire of a drunk freshman sorority pledge, and then speak about as eloquently as Larry from Of Mice and Men.
secondly, you’re just not funny.
Viva La Stool! Viva La Nose! Viva La Rape Jokes!
Oh fuckin please, I cant believe you people think that apologizing via twitter is an acceptable gesture, thats like tellin the worlds fattest woman that you can really that weight loss from those fuck sessions in her face, its just not sincere.
Bitch all you want portnoy, he’s funnier and richer than you can ever hope to be. He has a nationally televised show on a major network and you run a blog. A funy blog, but still a blog. Plus I would love to see you fumble around trying to do just 3 minutes of standup.
Daniel Tosh is fucking sexy. Doesn’t matter if he’s funny or not. Name a comedian that’s actually funny these days. People see him because he’s fucking hot.
preach on pres
@suckitninetyninepercent – “follow yourself into an active volcano” is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Well played.