Darnell Dockett’s Twitter Game Is Air Tight
So I’m not sure how many people are following Darnell Dockett hitting on AJ McCarron’s girlfriend on twitter, but it’s freaking genius. It really is. Long story short, basically just like the rest of us once ESPN showed Katherine Webb Dockett was like “Man I’d love to stuff my dick into her”. So he took the next logical step and started stalking her on twitter. Sent her his phone number, started photoshopping pictures, putting smiley faces in his tweets etc. I actually got a bunch of emails from people who seemed to think Dockett screwed up by not DM’ing her his number and doing all this shit publicly. Saying that AJ McCarron made him look like a fool with his response. WRONG. Darnell Dockett knew exactly what he was doing from the word go. Obviously he didn’t mean to DM her because I’m sure Miss Alabama wasn’t following him so he couldn’t have DM’d her if he wanted to. Twitter doesn’t let you do that. Nope this was cold, calculating and brilliant. Because I don’t care what you say chicks love knowing that guys want to fuck them, especially NFL guys. Yeah I know Katherine Webb is Miss Alabama blah, blah, blah. Big whoop. She’s still a chick and probably a cleat chasing whore. There is no way she’s not flattered by all this attention. All Darnell Dockett is doing is building the foundation. He’s laying the groundwork for a potential future fuck. Sure Katherine Webb is telling AJ that Dockett is an asshole, but she’s also probably snapchatting him on the side. Anybody who doesn’t think Dockett is closer to fucking this chick today than he was before he started tweeting her is a fool. Getting a chick to think about what it would be like to fuck you is half the battle.
Pres, you must’ve lost a lot of battles…
I must be more racist than I knew because the thought of this guy touching this beautiful white girl made me want to vomit
Nigs gonna nig.
100% chance he is on Tinder and booking flights to Alabama as we speak
Not really him. No way this guy can spell of use photoshop.
*or….damnit
Isn’t this sort of thing illegal down South?
mccaron’s definitely one of those faggots who gets made when you tell him his girl’s a smoke.
once upon a time Dockett would’ve found a burning cross on his lawn for this shit. He still might.
@jackofspades: Sad but true.
There is nothin AJ can do here. Just hand her over bro
brilliant
She’s nothing special. Just another run-of-the-mill semi attractive broads – even with her horse mouth. she’ll will drop McCarron like a hot tater once he ain’t Alabamas qb any longer. Heard it here first.
You fucking teenagers and this tweeter language! I have no idea how to read this fucking #@ lol shit.
@Harry…I’m definitely not proud of it…but fuck I can’t help it
‘she’s not “probably” a cleat-chasing whore, she definitely is. Darnell Dockett is an NFL player so he has the advantage, in 4 years AJ McCarron is just gonna be another frustrated jock trying to re-live the glory years
prob dreamed of banging a national championship winning qb while at Auburn but knew she would never win miss alabama if she was seen w/ the color brotha cam newton so she jumps team to be with the hill billy on national tv. this chicks game is diabolical ..
Youre too lazy to put a link to his Twitter account, and Im too lazy to look it up. Lose lose.
Say whatever you want…i’m gonna stare at her picture and pretend she does ATM all night long on my schlong.
Where the hell did AJ McCarron learn to speak black? He sounds like a fucking moron.
This braod is with him to further her facetime and agenda. Nothing but a phoney baloney.
Is VoiceofReason kidding me? It doesn’t get much better than this girl, if at all. Lay off the smack dude.
I hope this cunt stands by AJ’s side when he’s playing for Loonies and Toonies up in Canada
Your definition of genius speaks volumes
If they are not on my fantasy team, I don’t give a shit about any NFL player.
I shudder at today’s youth.
Either he’s not using “aye” correctly or I have no idea what the hell it means.
I do love the, “you better worry about bein in the playoffs”. If Leinart, Sanchez, Clauson, Ponder, Boller, Orten, Tebow, ect can get drafter and paid big $$$$ this kids cash in the bank.
I’d love to dispute prez here, but seriously, who among us knows more about stalking college chicks on the internet than our middle aged site hoster here?
McCarron is gonna have to stick a ham in her and pull out the bone if that spook gets anywhere near her asshole.
Its funny because Mccarron met the chick with the same tactic: “Webb, a 23-year-old model, told the Columbus Ledger-Enquirer that she first encountered McCarron on Twitter, and they met in early December when he attended the Miss Alabama USA pageant in Montgomery. The two visited over the holidays and publicly confirmed their romance right before the New Year.”
is cain suggesting mccaron trick dockett by building a fake boneless ham pussy inside his girl’s vagina?
^^ he is. If her pussy is big enough to fit a ham with a bone in it, he’s got bigger problems than Dockett.
What’s the first ladies twitter handle?
Hahah this guy is a clown
The fact that Jeramy Stevens got Hope Solo gives me reason to think that anythings possible. Cripes he was barely a starting TE. Gronk, I get, but…Stevens???
anybody else just try to call Docket’s #?
Few points to make here…1) “El Blowjob” absolutely bows down to black guys and would be the biggest bitch prison has ever seen…you are so pathetic with how bad you suck up to black guys it’s sad. You are a reverse racist piece of shit and if I ever see you that nose is getting smashed into 35 pieces 2) Anyone that thinks Dockett looks good here is a borderline retard and I feel bad for you…do you morons honestly think she’s going to be impressed by that? No wonder so many of you get hard looking at pictures on the internet you never get laid and don’t deserve to 3) most respectable white women have ZERO interest low IQ black guys like Dockett if they want a big D they will get a huge dildo or search far and wide for a big white cock they won’t disgrace their family and integrity by running to Docketts house after he sends a twitter message
P.S………….Anyone who uses twitter is a complete faggot
EP I think Dockets nailing the first lady – while you are blogging.
NFL Quarterback Superstar >>> NFL Superstar Position Player >>> NFL Quarterback >>> NFL Starting Position Player >>> College Superstar Quarterback >>> NFL Backup or Special Teamer >>> College Superstar Position Player >>> CFL Superstar
I think the broad stays with the QB for now. Dockett is not quite a Superstar and the QB has an excellent chance of being on some NFL team at least for a couple years as a backup QB.
“You mind if we dance with yo dates?” Love McCarron trying to play it off…wait till the dude bombs out of the NFL and is selling insurance and we’ll see what up