Darrelle Revis’ Feelings Are Really, Really Hurt
NFL.com – New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis has spoken with new Jets general manager John Idzik about the trade rumors surrounding him since Idzik joined the staff. But Revis still appears to be confused about how those trade rumors leaked out in the first place. “I was speechless; I tweeted it out I was speechless. I was speechless because I didn’t get a phone call,” Revis told NFL Network’s Andrea Kremer in an interview that aired Monday on “NFL Total Access.” “I know it’s a business — just call me; don’t have it lingering out there. I need answers and I’m not getting any. Just the fact that that was put out there instead of contacting your best player on the team. If that’s how you want to do business, then that’s fine.” …it sure sounds like Revis is holding on to the lack of communication as a perceived slight.
God help me, even when the Jets have faded into total bolivian, they still manage to find a way to make my offseason. They’ve taken their one positive- a quality corner- and turned him into a pouting, butthurt, me-first, egomaniacal diva. They’ve done it with years of groveling at Revis’ feet and treating him like he’s bigger than the team. Like that unseemly, humiliating display on “Hard Knocks” when Revis was on his 2nd career holdout and they spent half the episodes chasing him around the state begging him to come back? Then when he finally deigned to grace the team with his presence (thanks to $32 million), they welcomed him back like he was the goddamned Messiah returning. And now this is the thanks they get. The monster they created has turned on them. And when they find themselves with one of the worst teams in the NFL and $24 million over the salary cap (by comparison, the Pats are $19 million under), Revis is pissing and moaning because they’re not calling him every time they consider moving his contract. This from a guy who’s already dropping hints about Holdout No. 3. I mean, has anyone in sports been the subject of more trade rumors than Kevin Garnett? You don’t see him running to Andrea Kramer calling himself the best player on his team and whining about how unfair it is. But the Jets promote Revis like he’s above everyone else so they shouldn’t be surprised when he thinks he’s above everyone else. No man is an island, except for him. Couldn’t happen to a better organization. @JerryThornton1


I’d love to see him in a Pats uni next year.
Jets just cleared 26 million of cap space, Got rid of Calvin pace and like 5 other guys I have never heard of.
Typical Monday
Jerry shut the fuck up.
“bolivian” that’s just too easy. not even touching it.
Jerry Thorton is really, really homosexual
If Revis doesn’t want to be traded away from the Jets than he is certifiably insane…
I can never tell if the people who point out bolivian are really that dumb or are just doing their own trolling of the commenters. One of barstool’s great mysteries.
eating a kernel of corn from the shit laden underpants of an overweight, sweaty, homeless Mexican > being a Jets fan
jerry you need to disappear until atleast the players report back
Wow, who would have guessed it, Pres retroactively changed his foam parties to sellouts. Oh wait, I would have guessed it, and I did guess it a week ago.
by manzosucks on February 14, 2013 at 11:53 am
Hey errand boy, tell Pres he forgot to mark last night’s Towson show as sold out. Get on it quick before someone notices and the sellout streak ends.
phil, i hope your daughter gets raped by a black guy, you unoriginal fat cunt
Darrelle Revis has penis breath.
“into total BOLIVIAN” ?? You call yourself a writer?
manzosucks = wildmanpete
Revis is extremely overrated and over hyped by the media. The sad thing is, he may be correct in saying he is the team’s best player.
I deign to read this site everyday. You’re welcome.
jets cut $32m off their 2013 books today. but faggots (not gay ones, but sh*theads like jerry thorton) that don’t understand sports won’t get it.
Did you really write this article? you only mentioned the Patriots, Bill Belichick, Gronk’s nuts and/or Matthew Slater ONCE.
JT you are one delusional little Irish man
Your annoying and old as dirt and your writing style is grating but you happen to be correct this time. Kudos, smactass.
Yeah fuck you Jerry
Yet the Pats would love to have Revis. Go back to pretending you’re Giselle
I thought that you guys said you wouldn’t blog about the Jets until after the combine?
Jerry, I respect your contributions to the Stool, but there isn’t a more smug and annoying phrase than “couldn’t have happened to a better xyz” in the English language. Please never use it again.