Dartmouth Detective/Police Spokesman Arrested For Telling His Stepdaughter That A Random Dude Was Going To Send Naked Pictures Of Her To Her Employer If She Didn’t Sleep With Him….BAHAHAHAHA!
MIDDLETOWN, R.I. — A Dartmouth police officer is in trouble in Rhode Island for allegedly trying to get his adult stepdaughter to have sex with him. Robert Levinson, a detective and spokesman for Dartmouth, Mass. police, was charged Friday in Middletown with misdemeanor domestic disorderly conduct. He pleaded not guilty and was released on personal recognizance. Police say the 43-year-old Levinson told his 37-year-old stepdaughter in August he was being blackmailed and showed her fake photos of her naked. He claimed the blackmailer told him he’d send the photos to her employer unless she sent him a videotape of her having sex with Levinson. Levinson told The Standard Times that “everything is not as it would seem.”
Here is an honest to god question. What is the more preposterous part of this plan? The overall blackmailing concept or the fact that this guy showed his stepdaughter fake naked pictures of herself and thought she wouldn’t recognize they were fake. It’s for that reason I have zero problem with this guy. Zero. I mean go big or go home right? Frankly I don’t know how his stepdaughter didn’t fall for it. Because this plan is so stupid and so poorly orchestrated who would ever have the balls to try and pull it off unless it was true? The old “would I be that dumb to make this up?” That’s why I think this works 99 out of 100 times. My only criticism and it’s a slight one is the second you think she’s not buying it you got to scream “Just Kidding!” and act like nothing happened. Huge miscue there.
PS – Wanting to fuck your stepdaughter must be the worst. Constant blueballs.