Shreveport Times - A Connecticut girl overheard her mother’s screams during sex and thought she was being assaulted, so the 16-year-old rounded up some friends to attack the woman’s companion, police say. The girl, two boys and a 19-year-old man were arrested Tuesday and arraigned Wednesday on assault and conspiracy charges. The girl thought her mother, Melanie Arnold, was being attacked June 6, according to Arnold and Torrington police. The teens went into the bedroom and beat the mother’s 25-year-old companion with a baseball bat and punched him, police say. Roger Swanson, of Torrington, says he suffered a black eye and several bruises. Arnold denies she screamed. She told The Associated Press her daughter heard a slap and thought it was an assault.

This story makes no sense on like 10 different levels. I mean are we really supposed to believe that the daughter heard her mother getting stuffed, then rounded up a posse and still had time to come back and beat this guy up? Nobody fucks for that long right? So this had to be a set up. Obviously the daughter was sick of listening to her mom scream like a little slut every time this guy came over and plugged the shit out of her so she invited some friends over, waited for them to hook up and then ambushed the guy using the abuse thing as an excuse. And she probably would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for the fact that everybody knows if a chick can’t get off in 3 minutes you shoot your load and get out of there. It’s the proverbial smoking gun so to speak.