Dear Umass…Uncle Pres Has Delivered Again….Free Buses For Everybody To Springfield!
Springfield is one week from tonight. For the only time this year Springfield is going to be the heartbeat of Massachusetts. Foam and Smokes raining from the ceiling. Now the people who were running the buses from Umass said they wanted to cancel them because they didn’t think Umass would come. I would hear none of that. Umass ALWAYS turns out for the Stool. ALWAYS. So just to make sure all our Umass Stoolies are present and accounted for I said I’ll buy the fucking buses myself. So now for all Umass students when you buy a ticket just put in the code “BUS” and boom you’re good to go. Did the Pres do it again or did the Pres do it again?
To get all the pick up and drop off info join this facebook group And remember a ticket to Springfield Foam now includes transportation to and from the Zoo.
WESTFIELD UPDATE – I guess I should have forseen this one coming. Now Westfield people are pissed their buses aren’t free. Well the bus people didn’t cancel your buses. They cancelled Umass so I had to jump in and save them. We don’t run the buses. It’s Buses 2. I had to save Umass’s buses. We have a long storied history of partying together. Next time I’ll get yours buses, but your buses are all set and filling up by the second and were never in jeopardy.


Booze allowed on the bus?
Can we make sure that Neil is UNDER the bus?
Is sniffing coke allowed on the bus?
@Cancel, you are really getting pumped about this bus ride
I’m going just for the bus ride, fuck foam
Any bidness man can clearly see what you have done here, Prez. Play on.
Will El Pres be sucking cock on these buses?
ironic, when I lived in springfield they bused “you people” to white neighborhoods.
That bus is gonna have so much sausage on it, you might as well dress it up like the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.
Groupon?
Saw “Barstool foam” on one of the screens outside massmutual center and nearly spit out my coffee that I was actually drinking
wow back to stool looked legit… too bad barstool turned into an 18 and under sausage fest night
It almost seems like the only time you don’t fuck up the grammar, spelling, and punctuation of your posts is when your back’s against the wall and you might lose money on an empty venue.
thanks pres. i heard g-easy is playing in springfield that night
BangBus.com.
Dave, if I could trade places with anyone in the world, whether it be Gronk, a famous actor, the richest man in the world, etc… it would be you. Solely so I could lick Renee’s pussy.
Desperation setting in on the Springfield show. Next up: Groupon.
Your arm is disgustingly fat.
https://twitter.com/DiamondJoe69
THAT’S PAT TOWNSEND! HE HAD A THREESOME!
They used to trick the Jews into free mass transit. You’ve come a long way, son.
Is that Jenna Marbles at 0:40?!?!?!
UMass Hoops on ESPN that night. And they’re good this year. I’d expect your numbers to take a hit.